Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky [MOTR]

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No I'm suggesting having a drone drop a snag into my hand is much lower effort than going to a Bunnings to get one

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I’m still sore from training so may have to give it a miss sorry tony

We can always count on Test Tickle to be the first to finish the run and rush into the showers

But we already know the result of the pre game run 😊
 
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Thomas Bucks, a man whose love for money started before he even knew what it was. From his humble beginnings in the Western Suburbs, Bucks was always cooking up schemes to get rich quick. One of his early triumphs involved renting out his older brother's pr0n "educational" magazines to his friends for a tidy profit.

But Bucks' ambitions didn't stop there. Despite his success in the world of shady business ventures, Bucks felt an emptiness deep within him. His true passion? Qooty.

Believing that the Gold City Royals were the ticket to fame and fortune, Bucks set his sights on joining their ranks. After all, a city draped in gold and filled with royals seemed like the perfect fit for his money rich and lavish lifestyle. However, reality hit him harder than a failed get rich quick scheme. The gold turned out to be fake, and the people were faker than his designer shades.

Undeterred, Bucks redirected his sights towards Las Vegas, the ultimate playground of debauchery and money. Because if you're going to chase your dreams, why not do it in a city where excess is practically a way of life.

In the shimmering lights of Sin City, Bucks underwent a transformation like no other. Fueled by the adrenaline of the Vegas lifestyle and his undying love for cash, Bucks emerged from the neon haze as Tommycash, a moniker that encapsulated his newfound persona of glitz, glamor, and of course, wealth.

And now, after countless games of blood, sweat, donuts and bear hugs, Tommycash is gearing up to celebrate his 150th game for the Las Vegas Bears. As he takes to the field, he's not just playing for himself anymore, he's playing for every dreamer who ever dared to dream big, every schemer who ever dared to scheme bigger, and every bear who ever dared to wear sunglasses indoors.

Here's to you, Tommycash, the ultimate embodiment of hustle, heart, and hilarity! May your game be strong, your pockets be deep, and your victory dance be worthy of its own Vegas residency. Congratulations on your 150th game and earning Bears Life Membership, where, as an added bonus, you now receive the key to the executive toilet, where you can now take a dump in the stall next to Matera92 if you can stand the smell. Because when it comes to making dreams come true, you've definitely hit the jackpot!

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But, I'm going to watch it, because they knew i would once they released the trailer.

No wonder Dingster's form has dropped off lately, his was too busy ruining Millky95 favourite franchise of movies.
 

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They tried to open a Bunnings in the UK with the classic sausage sizzle, but the British public didn’t take to it 😊
I remember that, they opened a few stores didn't they? Didn't know about the sausage sizzle failure, just stick to bangers n mash, yeah? Or pie, mash and liqour.

Does anyone remember Masters, it was Woolworths attempt to compete with Bunnings. Problem is they confused the hell out of everyone by also selling stuff like fridges along with the hardware stuff. Completely confusing and with WA's archaic trading laws because they sold fridges they couldn't open on Sunday or at certain times. I remember they also placed them in odd locations, probably for the cheaper land.

Never visited one, really because I didn't know if I was walking into a Bunnings or a Good Guys.
 
Border security fails again
I'm scared to leave the country cause I don't think they will let me back in if they look up my internet search history, bloody Muddiemoose.
 
All I needed to do was to present my kumara and they just wave me through.
Could have also told them you're a pretty big deal within the SFA community. I try that when I'm haggling with taxi drivers. They usually speed off. Too early in my playing career to be pulling that shit I suppose
 
I'm back from New Zealand, just in case you were all wondering.
Nice.
My flight from Adelaide got delayed but the plane has finally arrived so I may still make it back to my place before midnight
 

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