Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - East Side Hawks v Fighting Furies at The Eyrie

[Feraligatr]

The lime & magenta makes that abundantly clear

Such claiming colours. No wonder why people love us.

 

[James Colorado]

I normally skip the hug myself

Well, get us those donuts then and we can all say you at least bought us dinner first.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

One galloping glizzy please Tonga Bob.

 

[Tonga Bob]

One galloping glizzy please Tonga Bob.

Coming right up mate.

Wanna know why it's called a Galloping Glizzy tho?

 

[por_please_ya]

Is it at the Eyrie though? Qooty scran is at qooty grounds, not on the Punt High Street.

Meh, it's close enough

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Coming right up mate.

Wanna know why it's called a Galloping Glizzy tho?

Oh boy would I.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Plenty more where it came from too

I don't doubt that.

So long as it isn't strawberry colored, we are all good.

 

[TY24]

I don't doubt that.

So long as it isn't strawberry colored, we are all good.

 

[James Colorado]

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Pretty sure my "o-face" looks exactly like that.

I mean, in the unlikely event of another person being with me at the time, I'm sure they'd see the resemblance.

 

[TY24]

Pretty sure my "o-face" looks exactly like that.

I mean, in the unlikely event of another person being with me at the time, I'm sure they'd see the resemblance.

Strawberry GoGurt has strange effects on people

 

[omgfridge]

Hello all and welcome to the thirteenth round of the thirty seventh season of the Sweet FA, I’m your host Chef Bob coming to you live from the Eyrie. This week we see the East Side Hawks host the Fighting Furies in a match that will certainly go down in history as an example of simulated football. Qooty I believe they call it. Odd looking concept, but there’s something about it. Almost hypnotic. Tell you what I like though, and that’s scran.

“What the heck is scran anyway, Chef Bob?” I hear you type. A fair and relevant question it is too. It has a few different yet related meanings, but the most common one refers to food of questionable quality. Originating in the north of England and Scotland, it has been popularised in recent times when describing fast food served at sporting venues. And today friends I hijack this week’s match thread opening posts by bringing to you several examples of the food served up at qooty grounds around Sweet, this time from the Eyrie.

Sweet, I give to you…

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Both the East Siders and the Furies share the suburb of Punt, but today I’m at The Eyrie. Visitors to The Eyrie in recent seasons have complained that the qooty scran was burnt to a crisp before being somehow unburnt again. The reason for this was a malfunctioning Phoenix 1000 flame grilling unit, which they’ve offloaded to the Dragons in the most recent off-season as part of their unbranding.

What does that mean for the qooty scran at The Eyrie though? Well the pendulum has swung the other way, and everything they serve is raw. There’s the Fillet O’ Flesh (CM18.95):

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There’s the Turn ‘n’ Burn Burger (CM18.95):

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There’s the Galloping Glizzy (CM13.95):

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And there’s a vegetarian offering for CM9.95:

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Chef Bob’s Scran Rating:

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Regarding the qooty, the Hawks are 7th on the ladder with a record of 6 & 5 and the Furies are 12th on the ladder with a record of 5 & 6 but technically 3 & 8 because the Furies like giving away premiership points for fun so let’s go with that sure why not – Hawks by 22.

Players to watch out for are [checks notes] Strigoi Zoops Tarkyn_24 crazywildhorse Edmund hunt & ShaunDuggan.

Captains please do the needful before midnight WA Bias time this coming Friday 1. Except for you omgfridge & James Colorado, yours are due in six hours’ time. That’ll give you enough of a buffer I reckon.

Bon Appétit, friends!​

If my maths are correct, i believe I might actually be allowed to play in this game!

 

[por_please_ya]

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Holy shit the memories.

 

[James Colorado]

If this doesn't get you all hot and bothered, you're probably already dead:

FIGHTING FURIES OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

SEASON 37, ROUND 13 V East Side Hawks
B: omgfridge / Chronz / rfctigerarmy
HB: SplintWhisky / James Colorado / tigland
C: Edmund hunt / Frothies Mcveigh / Frederico_WA
HF: The Cryptkeeper / Feraligatr / Pickitt
F: JyeDye / ShaunDuggan / Toump Ass
FOLL: NaturalDisaster / crazywildhorse / Shueygod
INT: Sab22 / Grockadoc

Changes:

Rioli8217 BP > OUT
omgfridge OUT > BP

REVENGE OF THE FRIDGE: THE RETURN OF THE FRIDGE

Obsessed with Victory.​

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Am I a Fury or am I a Pheenie?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Just saw the team, no thank you Furies

 

[crazywildhorse]

If this doesn't get you all hot and bothered, you're probably already dead:

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FIGHTING FURIES OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

SEASON 37, ROUND 13 V East Side Hawks
B: omgfridge / Chronz / rfctigerarmy
HB: SplintWhisky / James Colorado / tigland
C: Edmund hunt / Frothies Mcveigh / Frederico_WA
HF: The Cryptkeeper / Feraligatr / Pickitt
F: JyeDye / ShaunDuggan / Toump Ass
FOLL: NaturalDisaster / crazywildhorse / Shueygod
INT: Sab22 / Grockadoc

Changes:

Rioli8217 BP > OUT
omgfridge OUT > BP

REVENGE OF THE FRIDGE: THE RETURN OF THE FRIDGE

Obsessed with Victory.​

omgfridge is going to put a gap
in em.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

If this doesn't get you all hot and bothered, you're probably already dead:

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FIGHTING FURIES OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

SEASON 37, ROUND 13 V East Side Hawks
B: omgfridge / Chronz / rfctigerarmy
HB: SplintWhisky / James Colorado / tigland
C: Edmund hunt / Frothies Mcveigh / Frederico_WA
HF: The Cryptkeeper / Feraligatr / Pickitt
F: JyeDye / ShaunDuggan / Toump Ass
FOLL: NaturalDisaster / crazywildhorse / Shueygod
INT: Sab22 / Grockadoc

Changes:

Rioli8217 BP > OUT
omgfridge OUT > BP

REVENGE OF THE FRIDGE: THE RETURN OF THE FRIDGE

Obsessed with Victory.​

Babe wake up, omgfridge is back.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Babe wake up, omgfridge is back.

Babe is actually omgfridge.

 

[Biggie]

 

[TY24]

@omgfridge OUT > BP

You obviously heard about my zero disposal performance last week and decided it was a good opportunity to let one of the kids have a run against me?

 

[Callums_Guns]

You obviously heard about my zero disposal performance last week and decided it was a good opportunity to let one of the kids have a run against me?

Thought you were just leaving it for others last week, due for another bag this week

 

[Callums_Guns]

por_please_ya was more than than happy to give my first class ticket to Zoops after his 3 votes last week but any chance we get some service in economy on the Eevee Jet

Lucky I got a window seat though, was nice of the club to give Brian Oblivion a lift back for his oranges before his big signing today at WCW
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[Strigoi]

In other shocking Dutch food news. McDonald’s stopped serving sausage and egg McMuffins. Replaced them with some beef disc served with Big Mac onion crumbs

That about sums it up. Nasty.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I’m very excited to line up against my old friends tigland Wacky Tiger and manangatang this week.

 

[Strigoi]

Are you Eastern European

Half of my lineage is of the Russian persuasion.