Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Ophidian Old Boys v Gold City Royals at Spotswood Oval

[Cadsky]

I just had a epiphany, added some things up and realised DemurePrincess has made nearly as many posts in 8 months as I have in 8 years.

Outstanding, very happy your with the OOB's DP.

That's very lazy of you!

 

[Cadsky]

Do you have any testimonials to back this up???

You will by the end of the week

 

[kenneyswarriors]

That's very lazy of you!

Took me a while

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I gotta say I nearly did a spit take when I saw that you were the new Admin.

Wait until I tell you that Simpsons episode was right, and for a while we had Trump as President of the USA.

 

[Zevon]

Wait until I tell you that Simpsons episode was right, and for a while we had Trump as President of the USA.

 

[Footypie32]

Wait until I tell you that Simpsons episode was right, and for a while we had Trump as President of the USA.

You mean that guy from Home Alone?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[DemurePrincess]

You will by the end of the week

By the end of the week? By the end of the WEEK?

What happens at the end of this week is going to hurt you more than me and I haven’t even invited you upstairs…

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You mean that guy from Home Alone?

Probs done the same amount of drugs.

 

[Zevon]

You mean that guy from Home Alone?

Home Alone 2, yes that’s the guy. Still not sure I believe this tale about him being president though. Sounds like one of those horror stories people tell kids to make them eat their vegetables

 

[Footypie32]

Home Alone 2, yes that’s the guy. Still not sure I believe this tale about him being president though. Sounds like one of those horror stories people tell kids to make them eat their vegetables

Not sure that will work. Looks like he eats way too many carrots.

 

[Zevon]

Not sure that will work. Looks like he eats way too many carrots.

Bloody hell, is that how it works? You eat too many orange things and you turn orange??

I need to diversify my skittle-eating game

 

[Membling]

By the end of the week? By the end of the WEEK?

What happens at the end of this week is going to hurt you more than me and I haven’t even invited you upstairs…

Trauma from trips and falls down stairs cannot be underestimated

 

[Footypie32]

Bloody hell, is that how it works? You eat too many orange things and you turn orange??

I need to diversify my skittle-eating game

Google carotenemia.

 

[Cadsky]

By the end of the week? By the end of the WEEK?

What happens at the end of this week is going to hurt you more than me and I haven’t even invited you upstairs…

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time!

 

[Zevon]

Google carotenemia.

My god I can’t believe that’s actually a real thing. You just created all those fake google search results to trick me, surely. Well played

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Home Alone 2, yes that’s the guy. Still not sure I believe this tale about him being president though. Sounds like one of those horror stories people tell kids to make them eat their vegetables

Still don't believe I have a close friend that likes him. Keep hoping she's joking but I don't think so.

 

[Zevon]

Still don't believe I have a close friend that likes him. Keep hoping she's joking but I don't think so.

Some people fall down the rabbit hole sadly. There are a few people I work with - including a recent immigrant from the US - who are the same.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time!

Unfortunately Bronze access comes with only a ‘shit time’, a game lose and a doggy bag full of Fleabane shit!

But… as you all keep reminding us….
At the end of the week!!????

 

[Cadsky]

Unfortunately Bronze access comes with only a ‘s**t time’, a game lose and a doggy bag full of Fleabane s**t!

But… as you all keep reminding us….
At the end of the week!!????

Tigerturbulance I'm pretty sure what DP is saying is will I come watch the dirty jelly fight later this week. And the answer is yes. You in?

 

[Zevon]

Tigerturbulance I'm pretty sure what DP is saying is will I come watch the dirty jelly fight later this week. And the answer is yes. You in?
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If he’s not interested I guess I could take a hit for everyone and take the spare ticket off your hands. If you really twist my arm

 

[DemurePrincess]

Tigerturbulance I'm pretty sure what DP is saying is will I come watch the dirty jelly fight later this week. And the answer is yes. You in?
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Once again… gold pass holders only!

There is a glass viewing platform that you may watch through. We even have a drip tray to catch the drool which we collect, bottle, label and serve back to you….



Please don’t ask what we served back to the Bears

 

[DemurePrincess]

If he’s not interested I guess I could take a hit for everyone and take the spare ticket off your hands. If you really twist my arm

Bronze pass holders

 

[Cadsky]

Once again… gold pass holders only!

There is a glass viewing platform that you may watch through. We even have a drip tray to catch the drool which we collect, bottle, label and serve back to you….

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Please don’t ask what we served back to the Bears

Why do you reckon I asked turbo to accompany me? Tigerturbulance we have merger business to discuss and if it pleases, you can consider it a junket.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Why do you reckon I asked turbo to accompany me? Tigerturbulance we have merger business to discuss and if it pleases, you can consider it a junket.

Psst! Offer Tigerturbulance a cigar and a foot rub…..

He’ll purr……

Just a tip!