Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Ophidian Old Boys v Gold City Royals at Spotswood Oval

[kenneyswarriors]

I might have to mate. For both my sake and everyone else's as well!

Any way, how good was the weekend, an Excellent Carlton win and an Excellent GWS win, All is right in the world and are you still on a high ?

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Any way, how good was the weekend, an Excellent Carlton win and an Excellent GWS win, All is right in the world and are you still on a high ?

Of course i am. Belting the Tigers and the Royals this week will be even more fun!

Sorry about that Tigerturbulance Mrs Turbo Elton Johns Wig and all the other Richmond fans on our team!

 

[GreyCrow]

Well well well it's the Gold City Royals the biggest crowd of tramps, campaigners, lowlifes and scumbags in the entire Sweet FA.

I've played every team in this competition with the exception of the East Side Phoenix, and you lot were the only crowd i had agro and trouble with.

The problem was with you not with me! I'll just ignore you lowlifes and engage with my fellow OOBs only, and then i'll sort you out on Sunday.

I'll fight whatever Collingwood flogs are on your team at a time and date that suits them, then i'll deal with that campaigner grumbleguts right afterwards.

Some good posters has April fools day come early this year? Anyway hello there my fellow OBBs hopefully we'll all have a good week.

I've said what i needed to say about the Royals. I will now work around them seeing that i cant work with them!

Some more snakes have joined the vipers den i see.

Snakes is what that crowd are there's nothing regal and royal about the Gold City Royals mate.

The Gold City Snakes is a more fitting term for them i think.

Well riddle me this mate, but how come i've had no problems with any other club though?

Small amusement is very much the operative word here i think. I just wonder can i last the week, without putting all the Gold City Snakes team on ignore?

They really are a horrible crowd of snakes mate. We're dealing with the lowest of the low here so we are!

Irish banter hey

I just dont see it

This is your entry into the thread and you think posting this is banter?

Come on OOBs LG - have a word please

 

[DemurePrincess]

Irish banter hey

I just dont see it

This is your entry into the thread and you think posting this is banter?

Come on OOBs LG - have a word please

And you’re doing such a tremendous job… sit your ass down….

Show me your epic posting before commenting on others!

Royals!! Please - have a word ffs.

 

[Cadsky]

Well well well it's the Gold City Royals the biggest crowd of tramps, campaigners, lowlifes and scumbags in the entire Sweet FA.

I've played every team in this competition with the exception of the East Side Phoenix, and you lot were the only crowd i had agro and trouble with.

The problem was with you not with me! I'll just ignore you lowlifes and engage with my fellow OOBs only, and then i'll sort you out on Sunday.

I'll fight whatever Collingwood flogs are on your team at a time and date that suits them, then i'll deal with that campaigner grumbleguts right afterwards.

It's OK mate, I've received your application and grumbleguts is reviewing it as we speak. But let's just say that actions speak louder than words and your performance on Sunday will go a long way to determining the outcome of your application.

 

[thewizardmelon]

That just so happens to be the secret codeword!! If we were playing back at the Golden Throne I’d bestow some royal title on you like the Duchess of Spotswood or something.

Alas, we’re in more humble surrounds and I don’t have my scepter

Surely we can come up with honorary titles for you guys?

 

[Zevon]

Surely we can come up with honorary titles for you guys?

Absolutely not. Subjects don’t come up with honorary titles for their rulers. It would be most improper.

 

[Cadsky]

Some good posters has April fools day come early this year? Anyway hello there my fellow OBBs hopefully we'll all have a good week.

I've said what i needed to say about the Royals. I will now work around them seeing that i cant work with them!

You just haven't tried hard enough. The thing about SFA is that you should never take it too seriously or get hung up over one encounter.

 

[Robertio]

Morning all, hope the new merged team are getting along.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Absolutely not. Subjects don’t come up with honorary titles for their rulers. It would be most improper.

Hold up, have I missed the part of the thread where you think you guys are the rulers? We at Spotswood are the elite - it should be you asking us what the next steps forward are in our sexy merge plan, no?

 

[GreyCrow]

And you’re doing such a tremendous job… sit your ass down….

Show me your epic posting before commenting on others!

Royals!! Please - have a word ffs.

Lol noob

 

[DemurePrincess]

Absolutely not. Subjects don’t come up with honorary titles for their rulers. It would be most improper.

The subject of the matter is that your basement dwellers…

Not even a title will polish shit!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Lol noob

lol tosser

 

[Cadsky]

Snakes is what that crowd are there's nothing regal and royal about the Gold City Royals mate.

The Gold City Snakes is a more fitting term for them i think.

I thought that was the ophidian old balls?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Morning all, hope the new merged team are getting along.

I am vibing the Ophidian Old Royals, but they seem to think their royalty and crown money makes them more entitled than us?

Than US????

What crazy thinking. We’re the most entitled of the lot.

 

[Zevon]

Hold up, have I missed the part of the thread where you think you guys are the rulers? We at Spotswood are the elite - it should be you asking us what the next steps forward are in our sexy merge plan, no?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I thought that was the ophidian old balls?

Something the Royals don’t have!

Next topic….

 

[Robertio]

I am vibing the Ophidian Old Royals, but they seem to think their royalty and crown money makes them more entitled than us?

Than US????

What crazy thinking. We’re the most entitled of the lot.

Of course we are mate and we are on top of the ladder still.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Of course i am. Belting the Tigers and the Royals this week will be even more fun!

Sorry about that Tigerturbulance Mrs Turbo Elton Johns Wig and all the other Richmond fans on our team!

It's not like you don't have like a decade of beltings to catch up on or anything.

 

[Zevon]

Of course we are mate and we are on top of the ladder still.

No, no. You are coming fourth, one spot behind this season’s eventual premiers.

Oh, you meant your Sweet FA side. Sorry.

 

[Robertio]

It's not like you don't have like a decade of beltings to catch up on or anything.

Two decades mate.

 

[Cadsky]

Something the Royals don’t have!

Next topic….

Correct. Our balls are young and full of... well... you get the idea

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ha ha ha i totally forgot about that! Well i guess we're the good snakes then and the Royals are the bad and evil snakes.

Come on now!

We are supreme serpents… the royals are your common garden variety legless lizards so really…..Not a snake! Not evil! Not even bad!

Just a lizard with no legs!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Correct. Our balls are young and full of... well... you get the idea

What balls??

 

[Cadsky]

Come on now!

We are supreme serpents… the royals are you common garden variety legless lizards so really…..Not a snake! Not evil! Not even bad!

Just a lizard with no legs!

Speaking of snakes, I caught this guy crossing a very busy road a few weeks ago. Luckily all cars spotted him and he made it across safe and sound. I'm no snake expert but he looks like a beautiful python about 1.5m long. I'd upload the video but the file.is too large. I'm not sure how to share it.