Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
As well as developing the Simpersons ban rule for the SFA, which unfortunately only applies to Wednesdays, I have developed a set of rules and initiatives for airlines covering the imps of Satanchildren.
On busy flight paths
Such as between Melb and Sydney.
There shall be at least one flight per day that offers big discounts for families. Other flights on these routes will charge double the adult price for children and noisy, near human sized warts like zackah
Standard flights must have a soundproof container in the hold for children and zackah (pressurisation and oxygen are not compulsory but seat belts are. In the unlikely event the plane ditches into the ocean, each kid and Zackah will have an inflatable vest but a whistle will not be provided)
On busy flight paths
Such as between Melb and Sydney.
There shall be at least one flight per day that offers big discounts for families. Other flights on these routes will charge double the adult price for children and noisy, near human sized warts like zackah
Standard flights must have a soundproof container in the hold for children and zackah (pressurisation and oxygen are not compulsory but seat belts are. In the unlikely event the plane ditches into the ocean, each kid and Zackah will have an inflatable vest but a whistle will not be provided)
