Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tonga Bob]

I'd say "THEY NOTICED YOU" but then I remembered you set up a Q&A with them and a Pies player.

I will say though, you giving out feet pics for free?

I just bug them enough

 

[Tonga Bob]

To be honest I’m mighty impressed by the state of the hems on those jeans.

Piggy Smalls : what’s your hems worth?

ME: Liam probably

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

With friends like you who needs enemies?

Probably safer in the cell than at Van Cortlandt Park tbh.

That’s like a bank vault in Snowtown.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That’s like a bank vault in Snowtown.

Whatever you do, don’t make a withdrawal.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Piggy Smalls : what’s your hems worth?

ME: Liam probably

Poor Luke never gets a look in

 

[Cubs2Lions]

I just bug them enough

 

[Purple7x08_24]

I’ll pay $50 for you to stay there

I'll pay you $50 to give me all mod privileges. I also want the ability to read dms so I can see who's bitchin bout me

 

[ClarkeM]

Surely ClarkeM would help such an old and dear friend?

What's the idiot done now?

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Ok guys. I've found a couple of new recruits. Who do you take.

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[Dinsdale]

They’re Merrell hikers, because it’s an absolute hike to get to Docklands

2 can play at that game

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hey Tonga Bob your tweet is featured on the Fox Sports website.

Don’t talk to any strangers on the train!

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He lives there Porky.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hey Tonga Bob your tweet is featured on the Fox Sports website.

Don’t talk to any strangers on the train!

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2 can play at that game

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Wazzas Dad jeans game is strong today boys

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'd say "THEY NOTICED YOU" but then I remembered you set up a Q&A with them and a Pies player.

I will say though, you giving out feet pics for free?

CC Cadsky

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Write a fictitious match preview of an Australian rules football match between the Coney Island Warriors and the West Coast Wonders.

Match Preview: Coney Island Warriors vs. West Coast Wonders
Date: Saturday, April 6th, 20XX
Location: Coney Island Stadium, Melbourne

As the sun sets on the Melbourne skyline, anticipation mounts for what promises to be a thrilling showdown between two powerhouses of Australian Rules football – the Coney Island Warriors and the West Coast Wonders. With both teams hungry for victory and eager to assert their dominance early in the season, fans can expect a clash of titans that will keep them on the edge of their seats until the final siren sounds.

Coney Island Warriors:
Led by their fearless captain, Jack "Thunder" O'Malley, the Coney Island Warriors enter this match brimming with confidence after an impressive start to the season. With Thunder's towering presence in the midfield and his thunderous kicks propelling the team forward, the Warriors have become known for their relentless attack and unwavering determination on the field.

Supported by a roster of talented players including the dynamic forward duo of Liam "Lightning" Johnson and Ryan "Razor" Roberts, the Warriors boast an arsenal of firepower that can strike fear into the hearts of any opponent. Add to that the defensive prowess of stalwarts like Marcus "The Wall" Wallace and the agility of young gun Sarah "Swift" Sinclair, and it's clear that the Warriors are a force to be reckoned with.

But as they prepare to face off against the West Coast Wonders, the Warriors know that they cannot afford to rest on their laurels. With a reputation for tenacity and skill, the Wonders will present a formidable challenge that will test the Warriors' mettle like never before.

West Coast Wonders:
Hailing from the sun-drenched shores of Perth, the West Coast Wonders arrive in Melbourne with a point to prove after narrowly missing out on the finals last season. Under the leadership of their seasoned captain, Mark "Maverick" Matthews, the Wonders are determined to make their mark early in the season and establish themselves as contenders for the championship.

With Maverick's cool-headed leadership guiding the team, the Wonders boast a potent mix of speed, skill, and athleticism that can turn the tide of any match in an instant. Spearheaded by the lethal forward combination of Jackson "Jet" Jones and Emily "Eagle-Eye" Evans, the Wonders' attacking prowess is matched only by their rock-solid defense, led by the indomitable duo of Chris "The Wall" Wallace and Maya "Mystique" Martinez.

As they prepare to face off against the Coney Island Warriors on their home turf, the Wonders know that they will need to bring their A-game if they hope to emerge victorious. With both teams hungry for success and eager to claim bragging rights in this highly anticipated showdown, fans can expect a spectacle that will showcase the very best of Australian Rules football.

Prediction:
With both teams evenly matched in talent and determination, predicting the outcome of this clash is no easy feat. The Coney Island Warriors will undoubtedly enjoy the support of their passionate home crowd, while the West Coast Wonders will be eager to silence the naysayers and prove that they are a force to be reckoned with on any field.

In what is sure to be a hard-fought battle from start to finish, expect the Coney Island Warriors to come out on top by a narrow margin, thanks to the heroics of their captain, Thunder O'Malley, and the unyielding determination of their talented roster. But with the West Coast Wonders refusing to back down without a fight, fans can expect a match that will keep them on the edge of their seats until the final siren sounds.

Prediction - there will be a contest. What a ****ing pussy AI is. Make the call you binary bitch!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Prediction - there will be a contest. What a ******* pussy AI is. Make the call you binary bitch!

 

[BFew]

Prediction - there will be a contest. What a ******* pussy AI is. Make the call you binary bitch!

Interesting to see that the free version of ChatGPT is not using BigFooty forums for info on our SFA teams.
If it was, it might not have some very nice things to say about Reg when next asked about the Warriors.

 

[Pamcake1]

2 can play at that game

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Are the footsies better today Petal?

 

[Dinsdale]

Are the footsies better today Petal?

Yes my toes are happy

 

[Pamcake1]

Prediction - there will be a contest. What a ******* pussy AI is. Make the call you binary bitch!

 

[Pamcake1]

CC Cadsky

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[BFew]

Yes my toes are happy

 

[Cubs2Lions]

 

[Dinsdale]

So you're saying throw cucumbers at the next Hawf v Gellonk game?

 

[FootyGuy13]

2 can play at that game

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CC Cadsky

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[TheInjuryFactory]

Hey guys, my TV all of a sudden just stopped working... what's crackin in Sweet FA town?