Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 9 - Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

[Mobbs]

I was jesting! I couldn't be captain... if we lose I will cop all the blame.

Dammit you're onto me.

 

[JackNah_8]

Evening.

Wasn’t that long ago when the Roys boasted the most formidable contingent of female posters … up to 5 at one time.

Now there’s only one.

What happened?

Not sure. Retired?

 

[Pugsley]

Evening.

Wasn’t that long ago when the Roys boasted the most formidable contingent of female posters … up to 5 at one time.

Now there’s only one.

What happened?

 

[Mobbs]

Evening.

Wasn’t that long ago when the Roys boasted the most formidable contingent of female posters … up to 5 at one time.

Now there’s only one.

What happened?

JackNah_8 won !

 

[Pugsley]

Not sure. Retired?

They stole your half hats and were dismissed.

 

[Kilroy]

We don’t?

Is this a new policy?

Speak for yourself. I do.

It’s a joke guys.

Jeezus

 

[Pugsley]

It’s a joke guys.

Jeezus

Praise be Allah. No blaspheming.

 

[Kilroy]

JackNah_8 won !

I know you’re trying to get me to post more jelly-wrestling, but I’m not falling for it, ok?

 

[Kilroy]

Praise be Allah. No blaspheming.

What do you care about Jeezus?

Jeezus.

 

[Mobbs]

I know you’re trying to get me to post more jelly-wrestling, but I’m not falling for it, ok?

To be fair, Allikat is still on our list. But has been quiet for a while. Probably just playing the rest of us like marionettes.

 

[Kilroy]

Any excuse.

 

[Mooch]

Let's hope our new captain Ed_Gein didn't notice that Mooch is a law unto himself! If he finds out he'll tear some strips off you. It is Easter after all and he's our dedicated bonnet project leader.

I for one welcome our new overlord Ed_Gein and will support him 100%.

I was jesting! I couldn't be captain... if we lose I will cop all the blame.

Evening.

Wasn’t that long ago when the Roys boasted the most formidable contingent of female posters … up to 5 at one time.

Now there’s only one.

What happened?

As well as JackNah_8 who throws half-hats like Odd Job, we also have MrsEddieBetts who will kick your arse. Aim for the pocket. And we can't forget Allikat. If she really likes you, she'll offer you a hug. And you should run. Fast.

 

[Mobbs]

I for one welcome our new overlord Ed_Gein and will support him 100%.

As well as JackNah_8 who throws half-hats like Odd Job, we also have MrsEddieBetts who will kick your arse. Aim for the pocket.

Oh yeah, I forgot MrsEddieBetts . Oops. Another reason I shouldn't be captain! My memory is really starting to get ... what is this place?

 

[Mooch]

Oh yeah, I forgot MrsEddieBetts . Oops. Another reason I shouldn't be captain! My memory is really starting to get ... what is this place?

Don't ask me. I have a memory like ..... like ..... one of those things with the holes in it. For straining veges (mmmmmmmm strained veges). You know the thing.

 

[Kilroy]

To be fair, Allikat is still on our list. But has been quiet for a while. Probably just playing the rest of us like marionettes.

Can imagine that.

 

[Mobbs]

Don't ask me. I have a memory like ..... like ..... one of those things with the holes in it. For straining veges (mmmmmmmm strained veges). You know the thing.

It's called a salamander. (I'm pretty sure)

 

[Pugsley]

What do you care about Jeezus?

Jeezus.

Reminds me of a Phil Collins song.

 

[Mobbs]

Can imagine that.

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Somehow this carries a sort of Five Nights at Freddys vibe!

 

[Kilroy]

Reminds me of a Phil Collins song.

Mate, no-one even remembers Phil Collins.

FFS

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Mate, no-one even remembers Phil Collins.

FFS

One of Mobbs favourites, asking for trouble

 

[Ed_Gein]

Mate, no-one even remembers Phil Collins.

FFS

I like Phil Collins. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility.

 

[Kilroy]

Somehow this carries a sort of Five Nights at Freddys vibe!

 

[Mobbs]

One of Mobbs favourites, asking for trouble

He (or Genesis, I can't remember) had a song called "That's All" which I always liked.

 

[Kilroy]

I like Phil Collins. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility.

No-one asked you, smarty pants.

Jeezus

 

[Ed_Gein]

No-one asked you, smarty pants.

Jeezus

You're giving me way too much credit, it's an American Psycho quote.