DemurePrincess
BadAss Bomber
Interesting textures. Not sure what the concrete would do to your stomach.That sound just fine other than the unknown which is the thistle part.
Maybe you can make a good salad out of anything with the right flavourants and spicing? Like sand with celeriac and tarragon, or busted concrete with rocket, feta and ground walnuts.
You make it and let me know how you go!