Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

[grumbleguts]

I dunno exactly what to expect when meeting up with Nothing but a good time should definitely ensue.

Trust me, Nothing would be better.

 

[Mobbs]

Nothing beats a good time


and Roys

The Roys do beat a good time.

 

[Dicky Fitzwell]

Never fear Dickie is here!!

 

[GreyCrow]

Never fear Dickie is here!!

 

[Mobbs]

Never fear Dickie is here!!

Hooray!

 

[GreyCrow]

I was in a bookstore yesterday and they were throwing Stephen King books around

I couldnt work out why until IT hit me

 

[Brenton Davy]

Great horse. Won a Goodwood if I recall

Correct

 

[Brenton Davy]

You were easily the league's standout goalkicker of Season 37 and I can see no reason why you won't you built on that.

Joe Biden alt confirmed

 

[3KZ is Football]

Roy’s will be singing this after the game this afternoon.

 

[Nothing]

Nothing beats a good time


and Roys

Not according to my year 3 music report.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Happy Roys Season Opener Victory Day folks

 

[GreyCrow]

Happy Royals Season Opener Victory Day folks

Cheers - hope you guys are competitive

 

[Brenton Davy]

Cheers - hope you guys are competitive

At least until the first bounce…

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Cheers - hope you guys are competitive

We will give it the old College Try !

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Mobbs is my friend.

 

[Cadsky]

Carn the Royals. Not long now before we embark on our premiership run!

 

[Mobbs]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
nahnah v Mooch , CakeEater v TheGoatBaron , Membling v Dicky Fitzwell
hotchilli v fitzroybowiedog , Ulahoopski v JackNah_8 , krakouers v Reardo
Mr Cheese v Mobbs , Footypie32 v Ed_Gein , manicpie v Roylion
xjamescleanx v windyhill , Brenton Davy v Aristotle Pickett , Crimson Azure v _Mike_

Midfielders/Onballers:
Cadsky v Phar Ace , Supersuns v Elmer_Hauser , grumbleguts v 3KZ is Football
GreyCrow v DERRINALPHIL , Zevon v SpecialBruce , Uncle_Leo v royboy2

Interchange:
Smartys Power & Nothing , Pure Grunt & HinkleysHeroes

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I like cake, time to eat some cake

 

[krakouers]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
nahnah v Mooch , CakeEater v TheGoatBaron , Membling v Dicky Fitzwell
hotchilli v fitzroybowiedog , Ulahoopski v JackNah_8 , krakouers v Reardo
Mr Cheese v Mobbs , Footypie32 v Ed_Gein , manicpie v Roylion
xjamescleanx v windyhill , Brenton Davy v Aristotle Pickett , Crimson Azure v _Mike_

Midfielders/Onballers:
Cadsky v Phar Ace , Supersuns v Elmer_Hauser , grumbleguts v 3KZ is Football
GreyCrow v DERRINALPHIL , Zevon v SpecialBruce , Uncle_Leo v royboy2

Interchange:
Smartys Power & Nothing , Pure Grunt & HinkleysHeroes

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My favorite time, playing with myself

 

[Footypie32]

I like cake, time to eat some cake

At least buy him dinner first.

 

[Wosh]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v ROY

                       ROY
nahnah                      CakeEater                Membling
Mooch                       TheGoatBaron             Dicky Fitzwell

hotchilli                   Ulahoopski               krakouers
fitzroybowiedog             JackNah_8                Reardo

Cadsky                      Supersuns                grumbleguts
Phar Ace                    Elmer_Hauser             3KZ is Football

Mr Cheese                   Footypie32               manicpie
Mobbs                       Ed_Gein                  Roylion

xjamescleanx                Brenton Davy             Crimson Azure
windyhill                   Aristotle Pickett        _Mike_
                            GCR

GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Zevon, Uncle_Leo
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, SpecialBruce, royboy2

GCR INT : Smartys Power, Nothing
ROY INT : Pure Grunt, HinkleysHeroes

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: <none>
Roys FFC: <none>

[Round 1], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[grumbleguts]

I was walking to my car in the car park when I saw a parking inspector writing a ticket.

"Oh come on, man, can't you give a guy a break?"
He ignored me.
"HEY! arseh*le! You just ignored me and kept writing the ticket."
He took out a baton and smashed the headlight. And then started writing a ticket for that.
"Geeze, you're a real prick aren't you"
He put a crack in the windscreen and started writing that up.
"Hey dickhead, stop and actually listen."
He smashed a tail-light and wrote a ticket for that.
He asked "Are you finished?"
I said "Yes!" then walked around the corner to my car and drove home.



I need to apologise to my direct opponent, 3KZ is Football as I think it was their car.

 

[Mobbs]

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[Wosh]

1 : 0 {C} - The ball is bounced and DERRINALPHIL gets the tap.
1 : .07 {lW} - royboy2 weaves through the congestion.
1 : .12 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to 3KZ is Football.
1 : .16 {rW} - 3KZ is Football bounces the ball.
1 : .18 {rW} - Flicks it to SpecialBruce.
1 : .22 {rW} - A long looping handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : .26 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Elmer_Hauser.
1 : .3 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : .33 {C} - Supersuns picks it up on the bounce.
1 : .37 {C} - Zevon on the end of this.
1 : .4 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to GreyCrow.
1 : .45 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Uncle_Leo.
1 : .47 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to manicpie.
1 : .51 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : .55 {lFP} - He has another one.
1 : .59 {lFP} - This will be a goal to manicpie.
1 : 1.01 {lFP} - Roylion steps behind the line to concede a behind.
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.09 {FB} - Aristotle Pickett has it.
1 : 1.13 {FB} - Hold on ....
1 : 1.17 - <<< Footypie32 is trading places with grumbleguts >>>
1 : 1.24 {FB} - Aristotle Pickett has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.28 {FB} - Almost a throw to SpecialBruce.
1 : 1.3 {FB} - Passes to royboy2 by hand.
1 : 1.34 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 1.38 {FB} - Brenton Davy monsters Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 1.42 {lFP} - Crimson Azure sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.46 {lFP} - A lookaway handpass to Zevon
1 : 1.49 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : 1.52 {lFP} - In the end its an easy goal for Zevon.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.57 {C} - Superb ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 2.36 {rW} - Cadsky looks downfield.
1 : 2.36 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
1 : 2.36 {rW} - GreyCrow ran into royboy2 and came off second-best.
1 : 2.36 {lW} - Phar Ace with a little space.
1 : 2.36 {rHFF} - Reardo makes an offer.
1 : 2.36 {rHFF} - Reardo gets too far under the ball.
1 : 2.36 {rHFF} - Reardo looking for a lead.
1 : 2.36 {rHFF} - Reardo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 2.36 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily JackNah_8 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 2.36 {CHF} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 2.4 {CHF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Roys FFC : 0.1.1
1 : 2.46 {FB} - Membling has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.5 {lBP} - A wild kick laterally towards Membling.
1 : 2.54 {lBP} - Great hands from Membling taking the mark.
1 : 2.58 {lBP} - Membling with the ball now.
1 : 3.02 {lBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.05 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily CakeEater was well placed to clean up.
1 : 3.09 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 3.13 {rBP} - nahnah outbodies Mooch and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 3.17 {rBP} - nahnah looks downfield.
1 : 3.19 {rBP} - nahnah ran into Mooch and came off second-best.
1 : 3.24 {lFP} - Mooch assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 3.28 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Mooch.
1 : 3.32 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

 

[Mobbs]

Major goalkicker watch:
Mooch 1 TheGoatBaron 0