Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[damicky]

How do you know about my finances?

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sante told me

He looks good in a suit

 

[Raz]

Am I the only one who isn't excited about the Olympics?

well i am so non excitied i only know they in paris. i think i heard they starting this week maybe.

HAvent watched anything on olympics for about 20 or more years . only ever catch it on NEWS HEad lines

 

[sante]

sante told me

He looks good in a suit

That’s a magpie not an emu

 

[Raz]

Not me. I have a flag.

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a slippery person there.

all ready for slipping and sliding away

 

[Raz]

Mate I get a stitch when my nose runs.

the upside down man . his nose runs and his feet smell

 

[Raz]

Now there’s a reference the young kids won’t get!

i know the movie . but the reference to the fresh air i forget.

 

[Raz]

Another day in Paradise Sweet

Are we all having fun?

just waking up still. sadly am at work and still not fully awake lol

more coffee plwease.


but tongiht is weekend so will go to a club and listen to some music

 

[Raz]

Hopefully a few pints of Guinness at Swamprats happy hour will help me get over this flu.

even if you dont get over it . after a few pints you will forget all about the flu

 

[Raz]

Doves?

I was promised Mockingjays

That will make the Doves cry and we know what that sounds like

 

[Raz]

Someone tried to tell me that onions are the only food that can make you cry. I disagreed with him, and threw a coconut at his head.

what a lovely bunch of coconuts to have bouncing on your head

 

[FootyGuy13]

Am I the only one who isn't excited about the Olympics?

Hope you get better.

 

[sausageroll]

sante told me

He looks good in a suit

 

[Raz]

Anyhoo, what's for lunch today?

every lunch time

 

[Raz]

Servo pie

I do miss the old days and grabbing servo pies and sausage rolls on way to work and way home again

2 more years

2 more years

 

[Raz]

I'd like to say KFC, but unfortunately I'm restricted to the healthy stuff today - weight watchers spaghetti bolognese.

KFC is healthy

Trust your taste buds. if it tastes great it is HEALTHY

If it tastes like grass it is unhealthy.

 

[Raz]

Toasted cheese sammich

yes great snak foods

Grew up with mum making us snacks all time in her lovely toast making machine

 

[Tonga Bob]

KFC is healthy

My doctor says otherwise.

 

[Raz]

Sushi from Woolworths. Honestly better than you'd expect

sadly no Woolworths within 13 hours of me

 

[BloodySwan]

sadly no Woolworths within 13 hours of me

Do you at least have a local burger joint?

 

[Raz]

Ok, OK after missing the team bus I'm here and looking forward to hopefully getting some decent game time this week.


Have to admit though that at the moment looking around at my team mates and whats going on it's a bit of a this kind of moment...

welcome to the Swamprats home ground

Pre match drinks being served in the Gazebo to the right

 

[Raz]

I regularly get a sausage roll from 7-11 when in a rush. For $4.50 the fastest and cheapest lunch around

wow inflation over the past 5 yrs.

How do people afford to live in Australia when the humble suasage roll is so expensive

 

[Raz]

My doctor says otherwise.

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Dont listen to doctors they only read books and repeat what they read

Listne to Raz and eat pizzas, Pies, hotdogs. KFC. Whoppers too


you wont live longer but you will enjoy life more lol

 

[Raz]

Do you at least have a local burger joint?

Mcdonalds sadly all over the world.

No Hungry JAcks (Burger King) except at the airport.

KFC is around so is most USA fast food places due to the AMERICAN BASE here . AMERICANS dont go anywhere witout their national foods lol

 

[BloodySwan]

Am I the only one who isn't excited about the Olympics?

I didn't realise it starts tomorrow until right now

 

[philreich]

Mcdonalds sadly all over the world.

No Hungry JAcks (Burger King) except at the airport.

KFC is around so is most USA fast food places due to the AMERICAN BASE here . AMERICANS dont go anywhere witout their national foods lol

I heard that Hungry Jacks is employing more Muslim staff these days, because the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks......