Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Tonga Bob]

Quick vox pop. You can slap one commentator in the chops with a large, wet, sea bass. Who do you aim for?

Qelli Underwood

Really? Over BT?

 

[damicky]

I probably know some of them

Are you all related?

 

[philreich]

Looks like Carlton only had one goal in mind after half time.

Reading Port's form is like trying to read a woman's mind - last night gives no indication of how we'll go against Sydney next week.

 

[tigs2010]

 

[FootyGuy13]

Reading Port's form is like trying to read a woman's mind - last night gives no indication of how we'll go against Sydney next week.

...so it's Port's prerogative to change their form?

 

[damicky]

What's the current record for shortest SFA ruckman? Might be giving it a shake this week. I'll swing by the Salvos and pick up a cape on the way to Underground Stadium.

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Ocha905 strongly suggest you rove to the oppo ruckman until I get the hang of things.

How short are you, Mr Potato Head?

 

[MP_]

How short are you, Mr Potato Head?

He’s on the shortlist for shortest ruck

 

[Ocha905]

A few drinks and an impending Port Adelaide loss tonight should help

Don't get your hopes up!

Love any opportunity to say "I told you so"

 

[damicky]

An old couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Aldershot.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic Marching boots, so, seeing some on sale in an Army Surplus shop one day, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope," she answered.

Frustrated, Bert ducked into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything Different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "What's different, Bert? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"

Annoyed, Bert exclaimed, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"

"Nope. Not a clue," she replied.

Bert came back, "It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, "Should have bought a hat, Bert. Should have bought a hat!"

 

[damicky]

He’s on the shortlist for shortest ruck

I am definitely on that List too

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[damicky]

If only there was a place to talk about AFL …

 

[serial_thrilla]

Seriously though. Other than Raz (F) and okey, who are my new teammates?

 

[Bovo]

Excuse the intrusion. Today is the last day to submit a ladder for the BovBall game so I am doing a final encouragement to get involved. This golf style of scoring game compares your ladder against each rounds current ladder to give you a score each week. The Lowest total score at the end of the home and away wins. Use a randomiser if you need. Just one post with all 13 teams is enough to play the entire season. You won't find an easier game that requires so little effort!

Competition - Bovball Submission thread - Season 38

I think someone hinted that to me earlier, but now i understand lol. I suppose I should fix up that typo Don't think the tag will work if you edit it. Need to retag them. Or don't, I'm not your dad.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

If only there was a place to talk about AFL …

r/AFL

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Excuse the intrusion. Today is the last day to submit a ladder for the BovBall game so I am doing a final encouragement to get involved. This golf style of scoring game compares your ladder against each rounds current ladder to give you a score each week. The Lowest total score at the end of the home and away wins. Use a randomiser if you need. Just one post with all 13 teams is enough to play the entire season. You won't find an easier game that requires so little effort!

Competition - Bovball Submission thread - Season 38

I think someone hinted that to me earlier, but now i understand lol. I suppose I should fix up that typo Don't think the tag will work if you edit it. Need to retag them. Or don't, I'm not your dad.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[damicky]

Seriously though. Other than Raz (F) and okey, who are my new teammates?

Raz has retired

It is just you & okey now

 

[damicky]

r/AFL

That link didn’t work

 

[Barrybran]

r/AFL

You should check out r/SweetFA

 

[MP_]

Seriously though. Other than Raz (F) and okey, who are my new teammates?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Oh hi MP. Do you have some sort of infographic that can let me know who belongs to which team?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Raz has retired

When did that happen? Raz was bringing so much life into the Swamprats name.

 

[Barrybran]

When did that happen? Raz was bringing so much life into the Swamprats name.

I missed it too. I was wondering why I could see philreich's jokes again.

 

[MP_]

Oh hi MP. Do you have some sort of infographic that can let me know who belongs to which team?

I don’t put a lot of effort into my own life and you expect me to do it for the sfa ?

 

[serial_thrilla]

I don’t put a lot of effort into my own life and you expect me to do it for the sfa ?