Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Sin City Swamprats v Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium

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Alrighty. Let's get the tipsy prediction in!

Brisbane by 45. Zorko and Papley reenact the Lynch/Wakelin battle of 2004. Inspired, Rampe turns the clock back ten years. Unfortunately, that's the 2014 Grand Final where he played a dog of a game. Hipwood, after years of study at the Jarrod Waite University for Dumb Footballers, stops being the most selfish player on the field (that mantle taken by Nick Blakey) and controls his brain to kick accurately enough for Brisbane to get the lead at half time. By then Joel Amarty has remembered that he once kicked 9 against a crows team that was overwhelmed by his hairstyle. He kicks the first two goals of the third quarter, but it's not enough to stop Modra-clone Lohmann from wowing what crowd is left and booting four in the second half. Charlie Cameron rides his imaginary motorbike the length of the Shane Warne Stand, John Longmire's head finally explodes and Katy Perry elopes with Errol Gulden.

More beer, please!
 
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Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Sin City Swamprats v Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium

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