Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Sin City Swamprats v Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium

[Gralin]

I said nothing about SHARING.

Neither did I

 

[Dingster]

Neither did I

We could be partners.

 

[damicky]

Queensland is good if you like being 20 years behind everyone else.

It does take a little getting used to

 

[Gralin]

We could be partners.

 

[moginie]

Alrighty. Let's get the tipsy prediction in!

Brisbane by 45. Zorko and Papley reenact the Lynch/Wakelin battle of 2004. Inspired, Rampe turns the clock back ten years. Unfortunately, that's the 2014 Grand Final where he played a dog of a game. Hipwood, after years of study at the Jarrod Waite University for Dumb Footballers, stops being the most selfish player on the field (that mantle taken by Nick Blakey

22

Nick Blakey

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.4

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

7.2

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.2

3star

) and controls his brain to kick accurately enough for Brisbane to get the lead at half time. By then Joel Amarty has remembered that he once kicked 9 against a crows team that was overwhelmed by his hairstyle. He kicks the first two goals of the third quarter, but it's not enough to stop Modra-clone Lohmann from wowing what crowd is left and booting four in the second half. Charlie Cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

rides his imaginary motorbike the length of the Shane Warne Stand, John Longmire's head finally explodes and Katy Perry elopes with Errol Gulden.

More beer, please!

 

[Dingster]

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Real estate moguls. Mobbs will be shaking in his boots.

 

[jackster83]

How good is GF day? Not as good as a qooty grand final obviously, but still good.

Sydney by 10 points.

BloodySwan to drink an entire keg by himself.

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[serial_thrilla]

And now this thread sleeps for two hours.

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[moginie]

And now this thread sleeps for two hours.

I'm sure we can get a bit of action during half time.

DERO should be performing his world famous entertainment.

 

[damicky]

And now this thread sleeps for two hours.

Is something on now?

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'm sure we can get a bit of action during half time.

DERO should be performing his world famous entertainment.

Will he be oiled up?

 

[Raz]

Is something on now?

Breakfast time !

 

[serial_thrilla]

Is something on now?

Some game of football. No Victorian teams though, so probably not very important.

 

[moginie]

Will he be oiled up?

 

[Wosh]

p4p1 you ded?

 

[damicky]

Some game of football. No Victorian teams though, so probably not very important.

Someone just told me that the game is over

 

[serial_thrilla]

Someone just told me that the game is over

Would have to be the greatest GF comeback ever from here.

 

[tgrs]

Unfortunate timing for Nick Blakey

22

Nick Blakey

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.4

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

7.2

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.2

3star

and Heeney to forget what football is

 

[damicky]

Would have to be the greatest GF comeback ever from here.

I missed Katy Perry's performance

Was she any good?

 

[Raz]

Some game of football. No Victorian teams though, so probably not very important.

Hmm how did the AFL conspiracy to get a Carlton premiership not work

More planning needed for 2025

lol

 

[Raz]

I missed Katy Perry's performance

Was she any good?

She was cool . Never get to see enough of her

 

[moginie]

Unfortunate timing for Nick Blakey and Heeney to forget what football is

Swans should have plenty left in the tank. They've hardly got out of second gear.

 

[damicky]

She was cool . Never get to see enough of her

Was she wearing too many clothes for your liking?