Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Baghdad Bombers v West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison

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where the bloody hell have I been the last 24hrs? I missed the kick off.

Nice OP Mrs Turbo ‘s husband, hi Bombers & how the bloody hell are you going Wonders, welcome to our dung heap anyway.
 
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welcome to our dung heap anyway.
Now I know why they have fly buys before every Bombers home game.
 

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Who wants to have a fun little wager??

Hang on! Hang on! I don’t condone betting but when it’s on me it’s okay.

So on Saturday I’m competing in another survivor day trial. Gold Coast vs Brisbane!

Now my track record isn’t great. I’ve played 2 of these and took first boot both times….. now I won’t mention the fact that my mouth has a lot to do with my downfall!

ClarkeM AnUltimateRessie shut up! Nobody asked for your opinions 😜

So here’s where we are at…..

Will DP ->

A. Take first boot

B. Win

C. Make merge

D. Make final tribal council

I’m gonna say C. Well hope more like it! 🤞🏻
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tl;dr please
 
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where the bloody hell have I been the last 24hrs? I missed the kick off.

Nice OP Mrs Turbo ‘s husband, hi Bombers & how the bloody hell are you going Wonders, welcome to our dung heap anyway.
You've missed a bit, mate. I heard you were stepping up as Bombers captain? Congratulations!
 
They do say the average female needs to get out 9000 words a day. DemurePrincess is not average in any shape or form!

Hi Wonders and thank Allah hump day is over. I’m having an alcoholic beverage is any one else partaking beside Pamcake1 ?

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I don't drink that much, too busy talking.
 

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Howdy Wonders..

If you are struggling to know where to go in lovely Baghdad tonight, let Uncle KohKoh show you around..

We'll head out for a quick bite at my restaurant, 'The Allah Sn-Akbah for a tasty kebab.

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Then we'll pop across the road to the best girlie bar in town, 'The Gaza Strip' for a perv and a dance..

I'll take you upstairs where the resident house band "Bomb Jovi" are performing.
Theyll play some of their best tunes "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".. and we can jump around in the mosh pit to their best song 'Living on a Prayer mat'..

If you're more into the 'local scene' we can head into the basement where the weekly 'Battle of the Bands' is going down.. this week's lineup includes 'The Throwing Stones', 'Quran Quran', 'Mecca Death', 'Sunni and Cher', 'Hall and Goats' and 'Vanilla Isis'.

Later on as we close out the evening, we can head to the piano bar across the road 'The Turbin Cowboy' and see Sharia Twain perform some softer tunes.
Her rendition of the love song 'You stole my heart..and now I must take your left hand' is a beauty, and bound to bring a tear to your eye..
 
Howdy Wonders..

If you are struggling to know where to go in lovely Baghdad tonight, let Uncle KohKoh show you around..

We'll head out for a quick bite at my restaurant, 'The Allah Sn-Akbah for a tasty kebab.

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Then we'll pop across the road to the best girlie bar in town, 'The Gaza Strip' for a perv and a dance..

I'll take you upstairs where the resident house band "Bomb Jovi" are performing.
Theyll play some of their best tunes "Losing my Head over You", "Rocket Launcher Man", "You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".. and we can jump around in the mosh pit to their best song 'Living on a Prayer mat'..

If you're more into the 'local scene' we can head into the basement where the weekly 'Battle of the Bands' is going down.. this week's lineup includes 'The Throwing Stones', 'Quran Quran', 'Mecca Death', 'Sunni and Cher', 'Hall and Goats' and 'Vanilla Isis'.

Later on as we close out the evening, we can head to the piano bar across the road 'The Turbin Cowboy' and see Sharia Twain perform some softer tunes.
Her rendition of the love song 'You stole my heart..and now I must take your left hand' is a beauty, and bound to bring a tear to your eye..
Who's got the biggest meat in Baghdad?
 

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Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Baghdad Bombers v West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison

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