Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Mount Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors at The Snow Dome

[TheInjuryFactory]

"The perfect AI generated image doesn't exi..."

Strange. I don't remember Susan Boyle being in an Austin Powers movie.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What the hell is a christmas chicken? Do you mean a Turkey?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Tonga Bob , Ernie is stealing your line.

Yeah but you should hear how I tell it!

Yes.

See?

 

[brian_muz]

Hey Tonga Bob. Are we debuting our big new guernsey sponsor this round?

 

[moginie]

Coward.

Alrighty.

But

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm waiting for the Demons to start praying to the SimGods, that would be ironing

 

[brian_muz]

I'm waiting for the Demons to start praying to the SimGods, that would be ironing

 

[moginie]

I'm waiting for the Demons to start praying to the SimGods, that would be ironing

That reminds me.

Something the moginie household stopped doing years ago. I can be bribed to do some at rare moments.

 

[Dinsdale]

Something the moginie household stopped doing years ago. I can be bribed to do some at rare moments.

So you can be bribed to do ironing just before Christmas chicken dinner.

Actually don't eat chicken rare, that's my motto.

 

[brian_muz]

So you can be bribed to do ironing just before Christmas chicken dinner.

Actually don't eat chicken rare, that's my motto.

If it's rare, use the iron to cook it until it's medium to well done.

 

[moginie]

So you can be bribed to do ironing just before Christmas chicken dinner.

Actually don't eat chicken rare, that's my motto.

It's up there with Frank Zappa's immortal wisdom; don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Gralin]

It's up there with Frank Zappa's immortal wisdom; don't eat the yellow snow.

It's pineapple flavoured

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Tonga Bob. Are we debuting our big new guernsey sponsor this round?

We have a big new guernsey?

 

[Tonga Bob]

If it's rare, use the iron to cook it until it's medium to well done.

In Soviet Russia, chicken irons you.

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's pineapple flavoured

Just like the brown snow is Baileys flavoured?

 

[Dinsdale]

If it's rare, use the iron to cook it until it's medium to well done.

But then moginie would get chicken fat on his jocks when he irons them

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Wazzas & Delons, speaking of birds please go to the bird app and vote on which of my favourite songs are also your favourites.

 

[brian_muz]

We have a big new guernsey?

We talked about this in training. I set you up and you knock 'em down. There are so many places you could have taken this. Our new sponsor: The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-day Saints, The CFMEU, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Medicinal Canibus Australia, Advanced Hair, Prostate Health Awareness Week, OceanGate Submarines, Tourism Tonga, Viagra, Whore Tree Brothels, TGI Buscemi Fridays

 

[spudmaster]

Hey Wazzas & Delons, speaking of birds please go to the bird app and vote on which of my favourite songs are also your favourites.

Signed up to onlyfans, couldn't find you.
#InstructionsUnclear

 

[Tonga Bob]

We talked about this in training. I set you up and you knock 'em down. There are so many places you could have taken this. Our new sponsor: The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-day Saints, The CFMEU, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Medicinal Canibus Australia, Advanced Hair, Prostate Health Awareness Week, OceanGate Submarines, Tourism Tonga, Viagra, Whore Tree Brothels, TGI Buscemi Fridays

Bloody hell the Coney Island sponsorship team have been busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest!!!

 

[brian_muz]

Hey Wazzas & Delons, speaking of birds please go to the bird app and vote on which of my favourite songs are also your favourites.

Yeah, I've been banned from X so...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Signed up to onlyfans, couldn't find you.
#InstructionsUnclear

Sure you didn’t sign up to onlyspuds?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yeah, I've been banned from X so...

Lemma speak with The Donald

 

[spudmaster]

That reminds me.

Something the moginie household stopped doing years ago. I can be bribed to do some at rare moments.

You were competitive back in your day though.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Holy shit Kurt Cobain’s daughter & Tony Hawk’s son have had a child!!

Most. Badass. Kid. Ever.