Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 12: Baghdad Bombers v Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison

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Just love Hooker night in Baghdad!

 

[norway blue]

Just rang my friend who’s in the ocean and **** knows where. ️


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[moginie]

When do the oils play next. ?


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They're done. Won't be reforming. Bones Hillman's death probably confirmed it.

 

[Jabba73]

Just love Hooker night in Baghdad! View attachment 2136561

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John Lee?

 

[cooney]

We love Wednesday’s in Baghdad

It’s Hookah Night!!
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Let’s get lit!

Wooooo

 

[cats2rise]

Just rang my friend who’s in the ocean and **** knows where. ️


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Likes to sleep with the fishes, eh?

 

[CursingFijian]

Hi CG

Hey Zero,
Scaarnon?

 

[norway blue]

They're done. Won't be reforming. Bones Hillman's death probably confirmed it.

New bassist cracked it. Temperature rising. Close to my house ..


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[KohPhi]

Sorry pal playing golf Friday and then staying at the Vines that night. Is there any window on Sat or Sun?

Nah unfortunately..
Visiting people during the day, then the missus school reunion on Sat night and Sunday visiting her sister in Mandurah (i think)..

Next time..

 

[norway blue]

Likes to sleep with the fishes, eh?

No.


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[KohPhi]

We love Wednesday’s in Baghdad

It’s Hookah Night!!
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Let’s get lit!

On my way.. I'll just grab my hat.

 

[norway blue]

Look don’t mind me A dark Steven king

Steven King

Age

45

Ht

201cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.9

4star

CL

1.3

3star

HO

16.8

5star

No current season stats available

D

11.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

HO

8.8

5star

kinda book will write itself. Who ️



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[p4p1]

Just love Hooker night in Baghdad! View attachment 2136561

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As long as they marry us first and divorce us straight after it isn’t a sin

 

[p4p1]

Not sure, but this opened the Sydney Film Festival in April

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What the story? our music is preachy and shit and our singer dances like an epileptic having a fit?

 

[sausageroll]

Hello sausageroll old pal...

Old? Don't you dox me!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Good Morning Bombers and a Demon pest’s guest.

Another beautiful day greets us here in sand Baggy!!!

Temp: 36 degrees
Humidity : 67%
Chance of rain : You’ve got to be ****ing kidding me!


Breakfast will be served from 7am sharp in the dining hall.

Please only take what you need as the leftovers will be bagged up and served to the next visiting team
(inmates are released at 9am on the dot - please vacate the dining hall for your own safety)



Today’s tour is a highlight that Baghdad proudly offers….

Today you’ll be taken on a river cruise up the Tigris River

(Please do not drink or swim in the Tigris unless you want syphilis)

Light refreshments will be served on board of falafels, preserved dates and iced tea



Next stop is the souq markets -

The aromas are incredible and arouse every sense

The town centre is alive with vendors of every kind imaginable who are peddling their wares

Baghdad trades 24/7 so the various markets are a constant hum!

Next part of the tour is an eye opener for most foreigners… The Slums!

Where over 23% of the counties people live in abject poverty it’s a ‘must do’ on the tourist list. It really humbles the most humble!

As far as the eye can see…
The Tin Roof City


Commonly known as ‘the new Baghdad’

Last part of the tour is the city of Squat toilets… (A very lucrative trade considering fresh running water is in huge demand)



Shitting on stilts! A new high!



And that concludes our tour for today!

The evening meal of stuffed goats head with jewelled pomegranate couscous, a selection a dried and fresh local fruits will be served promptly at 6.45pm

Hookah’s and brandy’s will conclude the evening’s itinerary while we enjoy Cell block D’s chess championship torny



Have a fab day all!

 

[Jabba73]

Not sure if an eye opening tour is wise around so much sand moving at the speed of a small airplane.

Better pack some eye drops for the visitors

 

[DemurePrincess]

Not sure if an eye opening tour is wise around so much sand moving at the speed of a small airplane.

Better pack some eye drops for the visitors

We have these recycled sand google which I’ve disinfected and sell for $10 bucks a pop to the wussie tourists

 

[cats2rise]

Not sure if an eye opening tour is wise around so much sand moving at the speed of a small airplane.

Better pack some eye drops for the visitors

We're built tough. A little sand will not stop us.

 

[cats2rise]

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Disinfected?

$10?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Disinfected?

$10?

 

[VainGlorious]

But now I know you read my posts unprompted mate

Post reported for assuming BLUEALLTHRU can read.

Enjoy your ban Granola.

 

[VainGlorious]

Maybe Pugsley was the problem

Pugsley is never the problem.

He’s the solution to the problem.

Most likely a problem he caused. (He humps a lot of things, mostly chair legs and Camelias)

He’s the solution.

A gentleman and a scholar, he is, my Pugnacious is.

A problem? PROBLEM?!

Pfft.

He’s my mate, and a great one at that.

You wash your mouth out with pineapple, ma’ate, you wash it good.

 

[VainGlorious]

Why is your head so dark? I didn't think Italians burned.

You racist ma****in sumbitch.

Post reported for assuming it’s not just a healthy tan.

Enjoy your ban, neckbeard.

 

[VainGlorious]

Like my sex life, it was the best 2 minutes of my life..
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3 times?

You’re a weapon.