Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 12: Baghdad Bombers v Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison

[VainGlorious]

I stand corrected.

Stand? Stand?!?!

More like stumble and fall over at the beach exposing your bare arse whilst trying to impress the chicks at (insert whichever beach you live near)

 

[cats2rise]

Next you will be telling us you sell unwashed socks on the cheap too!

 

[VainGlorious]

Absolutely Jab, absolutely.

It was like this one time KohPhi and I caught up for a feed.

He said to me:

“Mate”

And I said

“Mate”

He was like:

“Maate”

To which I responded:

“Maate”

His retort was:

“Maaate”

And I was like:

“Really, mate”

he nods and says:

“Yep, really mate”

I shook my head in disbelief in the horrors he’d just described and said:

“Mate, that’s just not cricket, mate”

He was sobbing uncontrollably and he mutters under his breath:

“Mate”

I knew then and there that he needed a big bear hug, so I grabbed him and squeezed the bugger good and tight and said:

“Mate”.

This encounter is obviously still a bit raw and painful for KohPhi to talk about.

It’s ok though, I’ve got just the trick to get him to open up. He’s quite susceptible to these particular methods.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Next you will be telling us you sell unwashed socks on the cheap too!

And jocks….

Trade and supplies is a huge issue here…. We’ll use your mother in law if you sell her to us!!

 

[cats2rise]

And jocks….

 

[VainGlorious]

We're built tough. A little sand will not stop us.

You obviously never had half a cubic metre of sand in your crack after getting smashed at Safety Beach on New Year’s Eve decades ago and remembering that pants are a social construct and totally unnecessary.

 

[cats2rise]

You obviously never had half a cubic metre of sand in your crack after getting smashed at Safety Beach on New Year’s Eve decades ago and remembering that pants are a social construct and totally unnecessary.

No, no and yes.

We call today "Pants Optional Thursdays"

Bit strange that manangatang only shows up on Thursdays. Coincidence?

 

[VainGlorious]

No, no and yes.

We call today "Pants Optional Thursdays"

Bit strange that manangatang only shows up on Thursdays. Coincidence?

I’ve only ever seen manangatang pantsless.

He’s very comfortable around me, and for good reason.

 

[manangatang]

No, no and yes.

We call today "Pants Optional Thursdays"

Bit strange that manangatang only shows up on Thursdays. Coincidence?

POT is my favourite!

 

[DemurePrincess]

No, no and yes.

We call today "Pants Optional Thursdays"

Bit strange that manangatang only shows up on Thursdays. Coincidence?

Its undies are optional Thursday!??

Keep the McStabby covered by the Hijaby!!

Or you’ll get arrested…. Legit!!!

 

[cats2rise]

POT is my favourite!

Closely following by POF, POS, POS, POM, POT and POW?

 

[Jabba73]

Where are you pantskyle?