Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals at the Stadium in the Sky

[Brenton Davy]

Do Bears something something in the woods?

Pole dance?

 

[krakouers]

Watching Super Troopers

Will kids ever see something as awesome as this

 

[krakouers]

Ladies and gentlemen, and anyone I might have missed. I realise this is ultra early, but I'm posting this one on Sunday - good luck to both teams.

I see someone is horny premature early

 

[krakouers]

You're lucky it's Zevon and his rock hard abs in the guts and not me Chippy,
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[Nothing]

Ladies and gentlemen, and anyone I might have missed. I realise this is ultra early, but I'm posting this one on Sunday - good luck to both teams.

Are we playing guess the time?

I'll go 2am.

 

[krakouers]

Are we playing guess the time?

I'll go 2am.

philreich only knows one time….

 

[philreich]

Are we playing guess the time?

I'll go 2am.

Ah, whoops - 3pm AEDST.

 

[Nothing]

Ah, whoops - 3pm AEDST.

Close

 

[philreich]

Close

About as close as my footy tipping.......

 

[Brenton Davy]

philreich only knows one time….
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I thought philreich only knew this time

 

[philreich]

I thought philreich only knew this time
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I was at the Gawler Show one year, and this kid was wearing an awesome T shirt which read, "SCHOOL - THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN WEEKENDS."

The same principle is relevant for grown ups!!!

 

[Senor M]

Are we playing guess the time?

I'll go 2 am

Isn't 2am the time we have to leave Diddy’s party before the weird sh*t goes down?

 

[GreyCrow]

I thought philreich only knew this time
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Einstein was wrong

Time does slow down - the last 5 minutes is the slowest

It was a form of torture having clocks in classrooms

 

[Cadsky]

Isn't 2am the time we have to leave Diddy’s party before the weird sh*t goes down?

I'd be very surprised if the weird shit waited that long to start

 

[krakouers]

I'd be very surprised if the weird shit waited that long to start

 

[grumbleguts]

Do Bears something something in the woods?

No that's the pope. The bears are catholic.

 

[grumbleguts]

Ladies and gentlemen, and anyone I might have missed. I realise this is ultra early, but I'm posting this one on Sunday - good luck to both teams.

Isn't that like wishing nothing at all?

 

[CakeEater]

No that's the pope. The bears are catholic.

On the whole you are right.

Not sure Popes do much but avoid Black smoke though.

 

[grumbleguts]

On the whole you are right.

Not sure Popes do much but avoid Black smoke though.

As a synthetic organic chemist I can definitively say "everyone should avoid black smoke."

 

[GreyCrow]

I loved the 70s and the firebrick incinerators in every backyard

Put your weekly rubbish straight in and light it up on a Sunday - stand back in case you forgot the fly spray can was also put in there

Fun times

 

[Brenton Davy]

I loved the 70s and the firebrick incinerators in every backyard

Put your weekly rubbish straight in and light it up on a Sunday - stand back in case you forgot the fly spray can was also put in there

Fun times

They were awesome! We could only afford the 44 gallon drum variety of incinerator unfortunately. No where near as cool…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Einstein was wrong

Time does slow down - the last 5 minutes is the slowest

It was a form of torture having clocks in classrooms

Especially ones that were 5 minutes slow…

 

[Chipmunk]

Einstein was wrong

Time does slow down - the last 5 minutes is the slowest

It was a form of torture having clocks in classrooms

Unless you’re in an exam, then it goes very quickly!

 

[krakouers]

No that's the pope. The bears are catholic.

The pope excretes in the woods?

 

[grumbleguts]

The pope excretes in the woods?

When people ask you something with an obvious "yes" answer there are a few choices:
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?
or
Is the Pope Catholic?

I prefer to mix them

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?