Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals at the Stadium in the Sky

[GreyCrow]

I have squashed a few cockroaches in my time

Is that why the Bombres list is shallow?

 

[GreyCrow]

And a great hello to the Bears

One of the few teams with tony leading them

 

[Cap]

I have squashed a few cockroaches in my time

So...speaking of cockcraches

What did you think of the Luko trade?

 

[Cap]

And a great hello to the Bears

One of the few teams with tony leading them

 

[GreyCrow]

Wait. You're Captain?

Its either a good thing or a bad one

Guess I'll leave that to your mutinous teammates

 

[Test Tickle]

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Last time they met: Season 35, Round 13
An utter demolition from Las Vegas saw the Bears win all 4 quarters in this one-sided affair as the Royals failed to score multiple goals in 3 of the 4 quarters. Not only did Las Vegas win the game by 84 points, but the Bears also took 5 of the 6 Mobbs votes with Broken and Jezmiester40 being voted Best-on-Ground. The Royals though weren’t that far behind on the stat sheet somehow, and got one small victory in CakeEater getting the last Mobbs vote.

What I want to talk about though is a kind little boy from the other side of the train tracks who had seen the excitement going on in Las Vegas and had decided to go join them. For the sake of easy storytelling, we’ll call them “Ochland”. Ochland had been happy in the place where they were until they saw the other side of the train tracks, the lure of John “Chipmunk” Fisher proving too great to stay away from. However, it was too late to undo the contract of Ochland going to Las Vegas before finding out that Mr Fisher was actually British! This meant Ochland’s organs were suddenly within stabbing distance! What’s worse is that Mr Fisher wasn’t in charge but instead, it was some Hunger Games fan who liked Baylor Hotner or whatever his name is! Dun dun dun!

But seriously, Chip and MWPP, you better not hurt Ocha, I have Chip’s phone number, and I have power.
Also, I have to use the alt account to post the thread; otherwise, the Royals won’t be able to find the thread.
Cadsky tony Make sure that the teamsheet is correct and posted before Friday at 3 am AEDT.​

Players to watch: Test Tickle.

 

[I Dont Care]

So...speaking of cockcraches

What did you think of the Luko trade?

**** me dry was the only thing I could think of

 

[Cap]

Wait. You're Captain?

Its either a good thing or a bad one

Guess I'll leave that to your mutinous teammates

No, i bolded the 'few' bit.

How many teams is he captain oh!

You've seen my posting, I'm not captain material

 

[GreyCrow]

**** me dry was the only thing I could think of

Getting Ratkins would have made it easier to swallow

 

[GreyCrow]

No, i bolded the 'few' bit.

How many teams is he captain oh!

You've seen my posting, I'm not captain material

Havent you heard tony loves spreading the Tony around

 

[Cap]

Havent you heard tony loves spreading the Tony around

I always thought the olive oil was for cooking.

You learn something new everyday

 

[GreyCrow]

I always thought the olive oil was for cooking.

You learn something new everyday

T.Diddy

 

[tony]

And a great hello to the Bears

One of the few teams with tony leading them

I lead from the front every night in our Bears Dance show

 

[GreyCrow]

I lead from the front every night in our Bears Dance show

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This is when the SFA needs the vomit emoji Wosh

 

[tony]

I know we have to front up to the hawks, but the sensory overload this sends me into is too much.

Lucky at the Bears we have a sensory room for you to use. I would be careful about hugging that bear though, Test Tickle was the last one to use that room and I don't think he was having a tea party in there.

 

[tony]

Weren't you a mosquito that I Morteined one time?

They were good times.

 

[MKMatty]

Lucky at the Bears we have a sensory room for you to use. I would be careful about hugging that bear though, Test Tickle was the last one to use that room and I don't think he was having a tea party in there.

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So he ****ed out mascot? What sort of image is that setting for our juniors?

 

[I Dont Care]

Getting Ratkins would have made it easier to swallow

I'd rather be ****ed dry!

 

[GreyCrow]

I'd rather be ****ed dry!

I do feel your pain

 

[GreyCrow]

So he ****ed out mascot? What sort of image is that setting for our juniors?

Willing to lead from the front? What if it was the mascot doing the dirty

 

[tony]

This is when the SFA needs the vomit emoji Wosh

I take it your not a fan of my body, you should see me wearing lycra.

 

[GreyCrow]

I take it your not a fan of my body, you should see me wearing lycra.

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Bike pfft

Me right now

 

[Cadsky]

Really? I find them too bready.

I just find a whopper to be sickly tbh. Plenty of meet and cheese in a bacon deluxe. Now you're making me hungry.

 

[Cadsky]

throw away the bread, perfect in a wrap.

I've never thought of this before. Can you order it at HJ's? Or is it a DIY deal?

 

[GreyCrow]

Back in my day we made our own burgers

Slab of left over mince too old to curry fried then whacked between 2 stomes and eaten dry