Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Scythe94]

Summary

Your MOTR is a big top-four clash this week. The 4th placed Gumbies head into this important matchup after thumping the Furies in Round 13. CatToTheFuture was enormous in the big win, notching 136 DT points, while DinoSoar led the goal kicking with five majors.

The Warriors knocked the faltering Demons off their perch at the top of the ladder last week, scoring a season-high 176 points in a tremendous offensive showing against the Old Boys. Dinsdale, brian_muz and FootyGuy13 all cracked the DT ton, while The Filth Wizard slotted seven to join the top-10 of the Fred.

Around The Grounds

This week, the Baghdad Bombers are wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and hosting a fundraiser to support this important cause. If you are able, please consider donating at the link below:

https://www.justgiving.com/page/natalie-newman-1728907679711?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page/natalie-newman-1728907679711&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

Captains

Please post your team sheets by 11:59 pm AWST on Thursday.​

 

[Dinsdale]

WTF is this on Friday 4?,?

 

[Falconista]

Warriors, eh?
Excellent.

 

[beez]

Time to take down the Warriors, again.

 

[Falconista]

spudmaster, I'm thrilled to advise that our Chief Welfare Officer has arranged a special sauna just for you on your visit to Gumbania. Hope you enjoy.


Thanks again for your diligence, cats_09!

 

[cats_09]

spudmaster, I'm thrilled to advise that our Chief Welfare Officer has arranged a special sauna just for you on your visit to Gumbania. Hope you enjoy.

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Thanks again for your diligence, cats_09!

Not sure what I did

But, you're welcome

 

[spudmaster]

spudmaster, I'm thrilled to advise that our Chief Welfare Officer has arranged a special sauna just for you on your visit to Gumbania. Hope you enjoy.

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Thanks again for your diligence, cats_09!

You're far too kind mate. I look forward to getting the kit off and lounging about in their upon arrival.
I trust this isn't a ploy to try and 'soften up' your direct opponent?

 

[Falconista]

You're far too kind mate. I look forward to getting the kit off and lounging about in their upon arrival.
I trust this isn't a ploy to try and 'soften up' your direct opponent?

Quite the opposite in fact. Want you crispy like a hash brown.








Um, metaphorically of course.

 

[spudmaster]

Quite the opposite in fact. Want you crispy like a hash brown.

I definitely knew that was a fryer type thing and never assumed for a second it was a fancy kettle...

#notachef

 

[beez]

Saunas are so good for you. Cold immersion is even better.

Want to feel better? Go to a pool with a sauna or go swim in the ocean (or have a cold shower).



PS. Warriors suck

 

[Falconista]

Saunas are so good for you. Cold immersion is even better.

Want to feel better? Go to a pool with a sauna or go swim in the ocean (or have a cold shower).



PS. Warriors suck

Are you auditioning to replace Dr Michael Mosley as the Commonwealth's leading TV doctor?

One thing in your favour is surely you wouldn't be arrogant enough to walk, without water or sunscreen, near the beach when it's 41 degrees C!

 

[beez]

Are you auditioning to replace Dr Michael Mosley as the Commonwealth's leading TV doctor?

One thing in your favour is surely you wouldn't be arrogant enough to walk, without water or sunscreen, near the beach when it's 41 degrees C!

Too right.

I hate the beach. Smelly water. Seaweed. Sand that gets stuck everywhere. Wobbly bits of old people flailing everywhere.

I'll stick to wasting my time in this qootyforsaken place.

 

[Falconista]

I hate the beach. Smelly water. Seaweed. Sand that gets stuck everywhere. Wobbly bits of old people flailing everywhere.

You don't have to go to the beach with Barrybran anymore.

 

[spudmaster]

Go to a pool with a sauna or go swim in the ocean (or have a cold shower).

One thing in your favour is surely you wouldn't be arrogant enough to walk, without water or sunscreen, near the beach when it's 41 degrees C!

Supposedly hitting 30degrees today sometime in the arvo so might pop on over to Edithvale/Chelsea beach for a quick dip if work lets me out on time!

 

[Barrybran]

You don't have to go to the beach with Barrybran anymore.

But he wants to

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Time to take down the Warriors, again.

What a delightful little sprite.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

spudmaster, I'm thrilled to advise that our Chief Welfare Officer has arranged a special sauna just for you on your visit to Gumbania. Hope you enjoy.

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Thanks again for your diligence, cats_09!

This won’t work. I’ve been putting him through the paces on my Ninja grill. Not only is he prepared, he has a nice new stripy chassis.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Summary

Your MOTR is a big top-four clash this week. The 4th placed Gumbies head into this important matchup after thumping the Furies in Round 13. CatToTheFuture was enormous in the big win, notching 136 DT points, while DinoSoar led the goal kicking with five majors.

The Warriors knocked the faltering Demons off their perch at the top of the ladder last week, scoring a season-high 176 points in a tremendous offensive showing against the Old Boys. Dinsdale, brian_muz and FootyGuy13 all cracked the DT ton, while The Filth Wizard slotted seven to join the top-10 of the Fred.

Around The Grounds

This week, the Baghdad Bombers are wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and hosting a fundraiser to support this important cause. If you are able, please consider donating at the link below:

https://www.justgiving.com/page/natalie-newman-1728907679711?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page/natalie-newman-1728907679711&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

Captains

Please post your team sheets by 11:59 pm AWST on Thursday.​

Enjoyable OP Scythe94 I thank you for your service.

Morning Wazzas, morning claymationeers. We're back in the rubber room it seems.

 

[Tonga Bob]

PS. Warriors suck

$50.

 

[Barrybran]

$50.

$100 for him. You'll need an extra $50 for medication.

 

[Tonga Bob]

$100 for him. You'll need an extra $50 for medication.

And chuck a couple of hundred more for the therapist's bill.

 

[Barrybran]

And chuck a couple of hundred more for the therapist's bill.

No, that one is for GWS Goose because you'll need therapy to deal with your inadequacy after listening to his stories about all the celebrities he's been hanging out with.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Quite the opposite in fact. Want you crispy like a hash brown.








Um, metaphorically of course.

Pretty sure spudmaster doesn't need any help getting fried on the weekend.

 

[Tonga Bob]

No, that one is for GWS Goose because you'll need therapy to deal with your inadequacy after listening to his stories about all the celebrities he's been hanging out with.

Oh crap that guy?

 

[Barrybran]

Pretty sure spudmaster doesn't need any help getting fried on the weekend.

He is a master after all