Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Falconista]

What does all of this have to do with trouts?

Description of technique- lots of flopping about and unusually cold.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Description of technique- lots of flopping about and unusually cold.

This all sounds like a p0rn parody of a John West commercial.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sweet FA's finest fishmonger checking in.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Description of technique- lots of flopping about and unusually cold.

Title of your sex tape.

 

[Falconista]

Title of your sex tape.

Nice to know you're a subscriber to my Qnlyfans.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Nice to know you're a subscriber to my Qnlyfans.

You sell bathwater?

 

[Falconista]

You sell bathwater?

Nah, I drink that.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Nice to know you're a subscriber to my QnlyFeet.

Wouldn't miss it for the world, Falc.


(Vale Cadsky )

 

[Cadsky]

Wouldn't miss it for the world, Falc.

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[beez]

What does all of this have to do with trouts?

Are we playing in Woodend this week?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sweet FA: Please?

Us:

 

[FootyGuy13]

Sweet FA: Please?

Us:

She looks like she wants to drop him.

So that pic really is Coney's relationship with the rest of Sweet.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sweet FA: Please?

Us:

She looks like she wants to drop him.

So that pic really is Coney's relationship with the rest of Sweet.

 

[cats_09]

What does all of this have to do with trouts?

 

[Falconista]

WA just lost 8 wickets for 1 run!!!

What the fish!?!

 

[Tonga Bob]

WA just lost 8 wickets for 1 run!!!

What the fish!?!

And that run was a wide!

 

[cats_09]

For those wondering what that scoreboard looked like

 

[Tonga Bob]

For those wondering what that scoreboard looked like

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Cameron Bancroft's highest score of the summer there.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Tonga Bob]

So home teams performing disastrously is the zeitgeist this week huh? I can dig it.

 

[cats_09]

A bulk lot of mannequin hands recently came into my possession. Anyone interested? I've got all sorts.

An alternative Halloween decoration option - rather than the dolls, use hands to "carry" a plastic bag across the yard

 

[GWS Goose]

This all sounds like a p0rn parody of a John West commercial.

Im not surprised that is the sort of stuff you are into it

 

[Tonga Bob]

Im not surprised that is the sort of stuff you are into it

What’s hairy, smells like fish and rhymes with ‘punt’?

Rex Hunt.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Title of your sex tape.

Nice to know you're a subscriber to my Qnlyfans.

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