Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[cats_09]

A bulk lot of mannequin hands recently came into my possession. Anyone interested? I've got all sorts.

Drench an odd number in fake blood and stick them in the ground as if trying to climb out of the ground

An odd number just makes it look a bit more creepy

 

[Dinsdale]

Someone should write a book about the Sweet FA, sell it on Amazon and see how many of us suckers are willing to buy it.

It can be a coffee table book to demonstrate to our friends how much of a weirdo we are.


PS. I would buy your memoir.

I can solve your book requirements with this free download e-book.

Click the image, and have a better life:

 

[beez]

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[spudmaster]

The sauna was specifically set up for spudmaster, not zackah.

Falconista is going to be so mad!

You reckon Falc will be mad? I had to share the sauna with a nakey zackah!

 

[spudmaster]

Since we're such a civil lot in Geelong, I was wondering if there was any Tasmanians partaking in this weeks match who may be able to confirm if this is a regular family activity on the island with no AFL team

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Just to clarify, and forgive me but given the location it needs asking, did the hubby bash his brother because he was angry his wife was sleeping with someone else, or because his brother was?

 

[cats_09]

Just to clarify, and forgive me but given the location it needs asking, did the hubby bash his brother because he was angry his wife was sleeping with someone else, or because his brother was?

Or did mummy tell the brothers to grow up and take it in turns?

 

[zackah]

You reckon Falc will be mad? I had to share the sauna with a nakey zackah!
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The fact you voluntarily agreed to pay 20% more than my regular rates suggests you weren’t all that concerned.

 

[Falconista]

Or did mummy tell the brothers to grow up and take it in turns?

Or was it the stereotype Italian family with an overbearing mother coaching them in the best way to do the deed?

 

[Mop]

Or was it the stereotype Italian family with an overbearing mother coaching them in the best way to do the deed?

SALVATORE, YOU GETTA THE BALL-A AND KICK-A THE BALL-A,

 

[spudmaster]

SALVATORE, YOU GETTA THE BALL-A AND KICK-A THE BALL-A,

 

[GWS Goose]

This is the same state that provided us with that trout incident.

Please don't google Tasmanian Trout Incident.

Immediately googles Tasmanian trout incident

 

[cats_09]

Immediately googles Tasmanian trout incident

Did you opt for incognito mode to search?

 

[GWS Goose]

Did you opt for incognito mode to search?

I haven't seen the original video.
I'm not sure if I want to, but I think I do.

 

[Mop]

Someone needs to nuke this thread.


Thankfully, as the House of Gumby is made from plastecine, we'll be fine, at most, slightly melted and require a gentle re-mould.

 

[spudmaster]

Someone needs to nuke this thread.

Keep at it, we're almost there! Happy Friday.

 

[Mop]

 

[Dinsdale]

Keep at it, we're almost there! Happy Friday.

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What a magnificent day, happy Buscemi Friday to you all

 

[zackah]

I haven't seen the original video.
I'm not sure if I want to, but I think I do.

You do not

 

[FootyGuy13]

Please don't google Tasmanian Trout Incident.

This seems like a good place to re-enter the thread.

 

[FootyGuy13]

...Good morning to you too.

 

[cats_09]

What a magnificent day, happy Buscemi Friday to you all
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[Tonga Bob]

Just to clarify, and forgive me but given the location it needs asking, did the hubby bash his brother because he was angry his wife was sleeping with someone else, or because his brother was?

Or did mummy tell the brothers to grow up and take it in turns?

Or was it the stereotype Italian family with an overbearing mother coaching them in the best way to do the deed?

SALVATORE, YOU GETTA THE BALL-A AND KICK-A THE BALL-A,

What does all of this have to do with trouts?

 

[FootyGuy13]

What does all of this have to do with trouts?

Maybe that's what the incident is, the trout is the guy's brother.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Maybe that's what the incident is, the trout is the guy's brother.

Well something sure is fishy with that story.