Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park (Heritage Round)

[AnUltimateRessie]

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Coney Island Warriors​	​	Sin City Swamprats​

Founding Story

Created from the deep dark depths of Bay 13 the Coney Island Warriors were introduced into the Sweet Football Association in season 18 by Frankston Rover. The Warriors have called Van Cortlandt Park their home ever since they entered the competition. The Warriors are the only team in the league yet to win a premiership.

On the eve of Season 04, the Alberton Swamprats were accepted to join the Sweet Football Association. Their initial stint in the league lasted just four seasons before taking a year’s break before re-joining for season 09 and taking a further break from season 10. The Swamprats re-joined the league for a second time in season 16 and rebranded to the Sin City Swamprats in season 19. The Swamprats currently use Underground Stadium as their home venue but have previously hosted games at Alberton Oval.

Inaugural Teams

Season 18, Round 01: Coney Island Warriors (14.7 91) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.10 88)

B: amos / Sydney Bloods / oogac
HB: Mofra / Frankston Rover / Plugger35
C: Lord_Flashheart / Mr_Smooth / thetradesman
HF: BigJoeD_ / alex_is_on_fire / Stronzo
F: Brucie Buffer / InvinciBLUES / deathevocation
FOLL: Haduken / candiehappy / zackah
INT: DeeWong6996 / Aussie Rocker

Season 04, Round 01: Albert Swamprats (9.12 66) defeated Fighting Furies (9.9 63)

B: rubberman / Porthos / MrMeaner
HB: kaysee / Pred / Scott
C: JuniorBurger / Macca19 / Andre
HF: PAFowlr / Santos L Helper / Dreamkillers
F: _Espoir / Groove / Russian
FOLL: Crazy_Big_Al / Eago77 / Ray Nolan
INT: Sog35 / Dyertribe

Premiership Teams

Coney Island Warriors...



Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)

B: *PAF / Toots Hibbert / Pred
HB: Porthos / Ford Fairlane / ParalowiePower
C: Dyertribe / Macca19 / Ray Nolan
HF: Russian / Santos L Helper / Andre
F: Dreamkillers / Groove / JuniorBurger
FOLL:Crazy_Big_Al / MrMeaner / Total Power
INT: sog35 / blackdiamond


Premierships

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)
Season 27: Sin City Swamprats (15.9 99) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.18 96)
Season 29: Sin City Swamprats (11.12 78) defeated Mt. Buller Demons (12.5 77)

Wooden Spoons

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 17
Season 24
Season 33


Captains, please submit your team sheets by 11.59pm AWST Thursday.

damicky philreich Tonga Bob​

 

[Firestarter]

I've got the same feeling you get when you're constipated but only realise that after your legs got numb.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Aún no hemos regresado de México. Vuelve mañana.

 

[damicky]

I've got the same feeling you get when you're constipated but only realise that after your legs got numb.

Dr phil - what is your diagnosis?

 

[Raz]

greetings to both teams players.

My the sim always be with you

 

[Raz]

I've got the same feeling you get when you're constipated but only realise that after your legs got numb.

oh that would be bad, never been that bad, you need more fibre..

Someone send him a lovely thick crust pizza with lots of vegetables on it.

 

[Firestarter]

oh that would be bad, never been that bad, you need more fibre..

Someone send him a lovely thick crust pizza with lots of vegetables on it.

Just meatlovers thanks. Cram all that got pepperoni meat on there.

 

[Raz]

Just meatlovers thanks. Cram all that got pepperoni meat on there.

meat will make you more constipated

jsut tryign to help some relief.

 

[Raz]

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Coney Island Warriors​	​	Sin City Swamprats​

Founding Story

Created from the deep dark depths of Bay 13 the Coney Island Warriors were introduced into the Sweet Football Association in season 18 by Frankston Rover. The Warriors have called Van Cortlandt Park their home ever since they entered the competition. The Warriors are the only team in the league yet to win a premiership.

On the eve of Season 04, the Alberton Swamprats were accepted to join the Sweet Football Association. Their initial stint in the league lasted just four seasons before taking a year’s break before re-joining for season 09 and taking a further break from season 10. The Swamprats re-joined the league for a second time in season 16 and rebranded to the Sin City Swamprats in season 19. The Swamprats currently use Underground Stadium as their home venue but have previously hosted games at Alberton Oval.

Inaugural Teams

Season 18, Round 01: Coney Island Warriors (14.7 91) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.10 88)

B: amos / Sydney Bloods / oogac
HB: Mofra / Frankston Rover / Plugger35
C: Lord_Flashheart / Mr_Smooth / thetradesman
HF: BigJoeD_ / alex_is_on_fire / Stronzo
F: Brucie Buffer / InvinciBLUES / deathevocation
FOLL: Haduken / candiehappy / zackah
INT: DeeWong6996 / Aussie Rocker

Season 04, Round 01: Albert Swamprats (9.12 66) defeated Fighting Furies (9.9 63)

B: rubberman / Porthos / MrMeaner
HB: kaysee / Pred / Scott
C: JuniorBurger / Macca19 / Andre
HF: PAFowlr / Santos L Helper / Dreamkillers
F: _Espoir / Groove / Russian
FOLL: Crazy_Big_Al / Eago77 / Ray Nolan
INT: Sog35 / Dyertribe

Premiership Teams

Coney Island Warriors...



Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)

B: *PAF / Toots Hibbert / Pred
HB: Porthos / Ford Fairlane / ParalowiePower
C: Dyertribe / Macca19 / Ray Nolan
HF: Russian / Santos L Helper / Andre
F: Dreamkillers / Groove / JuniorBurger
FOLL:Crazy_Big_Al / MrMeaner / Total Power
INT: sog35 / blackdiamond


Premierships

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)
Season 27: Sin City Swamprats (15.9 99) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.18 96)
Season 29: Sin City Swamprats (11.12 78) defeated Mt. Buller Demons (12.5 77)

Wooden Spoons

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 17
Season 24
Season 33


Captains, please submit your team sheets by 11.59pm AWST Thursday.

damicky philreich Tonga Bob​

amazing those team sheets

damicky philreich did you scare all those RATs away !

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

amazing those team sheets

damicky philreich did you scare all those RATs away !

to be fair the inaugural team was over 20 years ago now...

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Coney Island Warriors​	​	Sin City Swamprats​

Founding Story

Created from the deep dark depths of Bay 13 the Coney Island Warriors were introduced into the Sweet Football Association in season 18 by Frankston Rover. The Warriors have called Van Cortlandt Park their home ever since they entered the competition. The Warriors are the only team in the league yet to win a premiership.

On the eve of Season 04, the Alberton Swamprats were accepted to join the Sweet Football Association. Their initial stint in the league lasted just four seasons before taking a year’s break before re-joining for season 09 and taking a further break from season 10. The Swamprats re-joined the league for a second time in season 16 and rebranded to the Sin City Swamprats in season 19. The Swamprats currently use Underground Stadium as their home venue but have previously hosted games at Alberton Oval.

Inaugural Teams

Season 18, Round 01: Coney Island Warriors (14.7 91) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.10 88)

B: amos / Sydney Bloods / oogac
HB: Mofra / Frankston Rover / Plugger35
C: Lord_Flashheart / Mr_Smooth / thetradesman
HF: BigJoeD_ / alex_is_on_fire / Stronzo
F: Brucie Buffer / InvinciBLUES / deathevocation
FOLL: Haduken / candiehappy / zackah
INT: DeeWong6996 / Aussie Rocker

Season 04, Round 01: Albert Swamprats (9.12 66) defeated Fighting Furies (9.9 63)

B: rubberman / Porthos / MrMeaner
HB: kaysee / Pred / Scott
C: JuniorBurger / Macca19 / Andre
HF: PAFowlr / Santos L Helper / Dreamkillers
F: _Espoir / Groove / Russian
FOLL: Crazy_Big_Al / Eago77 / Ray Nolan
INT: Sog35 / Dyertribe

Premiership Teams

Coney Island Warriors...



Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)

B: *PAF / Toots Hibbert / Pred
HB: Porthos / Ford Fairlane / ParalowiePower
C: Dyertribe / Macca19 / Ray Nolan
HF: Russian / Santos L Helper / Andre
F: Dreamkillers / Groove / JuniorBurger
FOLL:Crazy_Big_Al / MrMeaner / Total Power
INT: sog35 / blackdiamond


Premierships

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 06: Alberton Swamprats (14.11 95) defeated Las Vegas Bears (11.12 78)
Season 27: Sin City Swamprats (15.9 99) defeated Las Vegas Bears (13.18 96)
Season 29: Sin City Swamprats (11.12 78) defeated Mt. Buller Demons (12.5 77)

Wooden Spoons

Coney Island Warriors



Sin City Swamprats

Season 17
Season 24
Season 33


Captains, please submit your team sheets by 11.59pm AWST Thursday.

damicky philreich Tonga Bob​

Brutal.

 

[damicky]

to be fair the inaugural team was over 20 years ago now...

You being fair

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

You being fair

I'm always fair, damicky.

To be fair, you are just a moron.

 

[BloodySwan]

HERITAGE ROUND!

 

[Dinsdale]

Hablaré contigo mañana cuando sea viernes.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Greetings vermin.

Looks like it's time for another instalment of...

 

[damicky]

I'm always fair, damicky.

To be fair, you are just a moron.

No personal attacks

That is against the Rules

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

No personal attacks

That is against the Rules

He means your persona is a moron. That's ok. Right AnUltimateRessie ??

 

[Raz]

to be fair the inaugural team was over 20 years ago now...

No excuses. A good captain would get them back. No age limitation on players in SFA

LOL

 

[philreich]

Dr phil - what is your diagnosis?

Sounds like North Melbourne-itis.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Greetings vermin.

Looks like it's time for another instalment of...

Jarlsberg or gtfo.

 

[jackster83]

Hi Warriors!

You might be surprised to know we actually won a game last weekend.

I know, I'm shocked too.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Jarlsberg or gtfo.

Ah, the birth of Jarlsberg cheese—a tale as rich and intriguing as the cheese itself. Let me take you back to the heart of Norway in the 1950s, where this story unfolds from the eyes of a cheese connoisseur.

The Birth of a Legend: A Cheese Lover’s Memoir
by Jarls Berg​

I still remember the crisp, cool air of the Norwegian countryside, a subtle hint of milk and grass lingering as I strolled through the farm. It was the dawn of a new era, an era that would forever change the landscape of cheese-making. We were on the brink of creating something magnificent—Jarlsberg.

It all started with Professor Ole Martin Ystgaard at the Agricultural University of Norway. A man of vision and passion, Professor Ystgaard had a dream: to craft a cheese that blended the nutty, sweet flavor of Emmental with the texture and body more suited to Norwegian tastes.

Days turned into weeks as we experimented in the farm's quaint, stone-walled cheese house. Milk from the local cows, fresh and luscious, was the foundation of our endeavour. We tinkered with cultures, molds, and aging processes, striving for the perfect balance.

One frosty morning, as the sun's rays barely kissed the snowy hills, we unveiled our creation. The cheese wheel—golden, round, and speckled with distinctive holes—was a sight to behold. But the true magic happened when we took that first bite.

Smooth and creamy, with a delicate balance of sweetness and a subtle nutty undertone, the cheese was a symphony of flavours. The texture was just right—firm yet yielding, a testament to our meticulous process.

Word of our creation spread quickly through the valleys and fjords. Jarlsberg wasn't just a cheese; it was a testament to our heritage, our commitment to quality, and our unyielding quest for perfection. It didn't take long before Jarlsberg became a beloved staple, not just in Norway, but around the world.

As I look back on those early days, the laughter, the hard work, and the sheer joy of creation, I'm filled with pride. Jarlsberg cheese is more than just a product; it's a piece of Norwegian history, born from passion and perseverance.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hi Warriors!

You might be surprised to know we actually won a game last weekend.

I know, I'm shocked too.

Proud of you.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Ah, the birth of Jarlsberg cheese—a tale as rich and intriguing as the cheese itself. Let me take you back to the heart of Norway in the 1950s, where this story unfolds from the eyes of a cheese connoisseur.

The Birth of a Legend: A Cheese Lover’s Memoir
by Jarls Berg​

I still remember the crisp, cool air of the Norwegian countryside, a subtle hint of milk and grass lingering as I strolled through the farm. It was the dawn of a new era, an era that would forever change the landscape of cheese-making. We were on the brink of creating something magnificent—Jarlsberg.

It all started with Professor Ole Martin Ystgaard at the Agricultural University of Norway. A man of vision and passion, Professor Ystgaard had a dream: to craft a cheese that blended the nutty, sweet flavor of Emmental with the texture and body more suited to Norwegian tastes.

Days turned into weeks as we experimented in the farm's quaint, stone-walled cheese house. Milk from the local cows, fresh and luscious, was the foundation of our endeavour. We tinkered with cultures, molds, and aging processes, striving for the perfect balance.

One frosty morning, as the sun's rays barely kissed the snowy hills, we unveiled our creation. The cheese wheel—golden, round, and speckled with distinctive holes—was a sight to behold. But the true magic happened when we took that first bite.

Smooth and creamy, with a delicate balance of sweetness and a subtle nutty undertone, the cheese was a symphony of flavours. The texture was just right—firm yet yielding, a testament to our meticulous process.

Word of our creation spread quickly through the valleys and fjords. Jarlsberg wasn't just a cheese; it was a testament to our heritage, our commitment to quality, and our unyielding quest for perfection. It didn't take long before Jarlsberg became a beloved staple, not just in Norway, but around the world.

As I look back on those early days, the laughter, the hard work, and the sheer joy of creation, I'm filled with pride. Jarlsberg cheese is more than just a product; it's a piece of Norwegian history, born from passion and perseverance.

Fresh and luscious cows. Yes, this makes sense.

An elite cheese.