Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC at The Stadium in the Sky (Heritage Round)

[Bonz]

Hope you got your pegs ready, and not those cheap ones from Reject Shop that break easily, cos you're gonna need them.

This is not the type of pegging I am programmed for.

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[T2B_]

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Cup and squeeze or clench the shit out of the pelvic floor? Asking for a friend.

 

[Bonz]

@ BonzGPT:

Cup and squeeze or clench the shit out of the pelvic floor? Asking for a friend.

Depends on your approach.

Generally a gentle cup and squeeze will have greater long term rewards, but if you want to avoid your prey from escaping clenching the pelvic floor is a valid method of trapping one so they cannot move, but this is a short term solution.

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[tony]

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Hello Bears and Dragons.

How many wired cat faced gifs would you like attached to this thread?

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Are you ready for another Vegas mess up?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Are you ready for another Vegas mess up?

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Good thing the club's psych is on retainer these days.

 

[I Dont Care]

Didn't we just play the Dragons?

 

[Senor M]

You haven't happen to see him have you, we are still looking.

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My cousin is still in witness protection after escaping a toxic relationship with former Captain Bastyy . Apparently he was forced to create a “fan club” back in Season 30

 

[Senor M]

If you don't know the answer to that I'm guessing the last time you saw him was before you went to get some milk?

The last time I saw Pickitt was at the McDonalds outbound at Wallan. The official “hand over” spot for many a child of divorced parents.

The Servo is busier than Bourke Street at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon

 

[Cap]

You can do it mate, we're right behind you.

Thats what I am worried about

 

[T2B_]

The last time I saw Pickitt was at the McDonalds outbound at Wallan. The official “hand over” spot for many a child of divorced parents.

The Servo is busier than Bourke Street at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon

I hope you at least sent him off with a Happy Meal. It might not replace the missing child support payments but it's something.

 

[Ljp86]

Big game Dragons!! An away trip against the Bears is always a challenge so we'll need to produce our best for what is sure to be a fiercely fought game on Sunday!!

Go Dragons!!

 

[tony]

Good thing the club's psych is on retainer these days.

He definitely seems to know his stuff.

 

[Ljp86]

The Bear Patrol is back!

 

[Ljp86]

Welcome to the match thread, Bears. Heritage Round has arrived, so brace yourselves for a week of reminiscing over all that ancient history that nobody quite remembers, but we’re all supposed to celebrate anyway.

This week, we're actually playing at home, yes, our real home ground, not some mystery stadium across the globe. Fresh off a win last week, we're right in the mix, and with another victory, we could be on our way to sneaking into that top eight. Let’s channel the spirit of our Season 22 premiership team, the Bears who took down the Dragons in that unforgettable grand final. It’s time to honour their legacy and keep our finals hopes alive.

Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let’s enjoy a good old fashioned Heritage Round right here in Vegas.

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I thought we were leaving the shit AI to the knuckledraggers (Bombers/Old Boys)?

 

[Ljp86]

I like to think that whole international thing was just a bad fever dream.

It was absolute trash.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

He definitely seems to know his stuff.

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Whereas my appointments with the shrink is more about building the necessary evidence to aid an insanity plea when I finally kill Mateflon.

 

[tony]

Whereas my appointments with the shrink is more about building the necessary evidence to aid an insanity plea when I finally kill Mateflon.

I think your building a good case to plead insanity.

 

[tony]

I hope you at least sent him off with a Happy Meal. It might not replace the missing child support payments but it's something.

I hope he didn't get him the adult happy meal by mistake.

 

[Pickitt]

Hey all hope you're well won't be able to post just exams etc but go drags hi Tony