Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

[Irish BlueBagger]

Oh, no - I was just being polite. Would you prefer Irish BlueBagger, Irish BlueBagger?

A mere and simple Bagger will suffice mate.

 

[Headless]

A mere and simple Bagger will suffice mate.

That's honestly a big relief, Bagger.

A big relief.

I feel relieved as a result.

BIG TIME.

 

[Headless]

Unless you actually want to go by "A mere and simple Bagger", Bagger?

I'm very open.

VERY.

 

[cats2rise]

Oh, I wouldn't say I'm the longest, Bagger, no; cats2rise plays in ruck, and is much longer than I am.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Wait, are you measuring pre or post stilts?

 

[Headless]

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Wait, are you measuring pre or post stilts?

As we agreed, NO STILTS ALLOWED.

You may said "stilts" aloud, however.

 

[Headless]

As we agreed, NO STILTS ALLOWED.

You may said "stilts" aloud, however.

You may said it.

Remember that.

 

[Robertio]

Dear Wosh stop perma banning all the Collingwood peeps for a sec and give me some loving!

She's doing the rest of us a great service.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

That's honestly a big relief, Bagger.

A big relief.

I feel relieved as a result.

BIG TIME.

Oh yeah you do whatever you have to do to prepare for impending defeat. Not that it matters with you already qualified for the finals anyway!

 

[cats2rise]

As we agreed, NO STILTS ALLOWED.

You may said "stilts" aloud, however.

An agreement generally ends in some kind of handshake, H.

I don't think I've shaken anyones hand since the summer of '92.

Are you winding me up again?

 

[Headless]

An agreement generally ends in some kind of handshake, H.

I don't think I've shaken anyones hand since the summer of '92.

Are you winding me up again?

Yes, I know you've been hesitant since The Incident.

 

[cats2rise]

Yes, I know you've been hesitant since The Incident.

It's the normal things I miss, H.

Walking through fields filled with flowers.

Buying a book of stamps at the Post Office.

Waiting for a break in a line of ants to be able to cross safely.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

It's the normal things I miss, H.

Walking through fields filled with flowers.

Buying a book of stamps at the Post Office.

Waiting for a break in a line of ants to be able to cross safely.

"Playing outdoors without supervision and just returning home once the sun sets."​

 

[Headless]

It's the normal things I miss, H.

Walking through fields filled with flowers.

Buying a book of stamps at the Post Office.

Waiting for a break in a line of ants to be able to cross safely.

You always have been fond of those ants.

 

[cats2rise]

You always have been fond of those ants.

Not since The Incident, of course.

 

[Headless]

Not since The Incident, of course.

No - of course. Foolish of me to suggest oterwise.

 

[cats2rise]

"Playing outdoors without supervision and just returning home once the sun sets."​

My childhood as a latchkey kid is none of your business, Mrs T.

 

[Robertio]

It's the normal things I miss, H.

Walking through fields filled with flowers.

Buying a book of stamps at the Post Office.

Waiting for a break in a line of ants to be able to cross safely.

This is why the Demons are my favourite team to play against.

 

[cats2rise]

No - of course. Foolish of me to suggest oterwise.

Not the otters, H. We've told you to keep clear of the otters. They're a bad influence on your captaincy.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

"Playing outdoors without supervision and just returning home once the sun sets."​

you know you can do that MrsT all you have to do is ask me to unlock the handcuffs

 

[Headless]

Not the otters, H. We've told you to keep clear of the otters. They're a bad influence on your captaincy.

I had a good run.

 

[Headless]

This is why the Demons are my favourite team to play against.

Our well-known and widely praised care for ant life?

 

[cats2rise]

This is why the Demons are my favourite team to play against.

Wait till you hear my bit on donkeys and calligraphy!

That's more of a Wednesday thing though.

 

[Headless]

Wait till you hear my bit on donkeys and calligraphy!

That's more of a Wednesday thing though.

I just hope you can respect that DERO still has a really very funny joke to tell.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Hey hey HEY.

Don't you go getting any ideas now.

Bulk delivery of hit outs is MY THING.

Hey Headless you should ruck against me this week. I have no agenda whatsoever just for funsies

 

[DERO]

I just hope you can respect that DERO still has a really very funny joke to tell.

I’m tapped out. Maybe wait until about 11:00 tonight.