Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

[Headless]

Hey Headless you should ruck against me this week. I have no agenda whatsoever just for funsies

Oh, no problem! Thanks for your work this season, cats2rise - I'm just going to take over this weekend to reduce your All-Sweet FA chances, and to please thewizardmelon.

 

[philreich]

183rd for total hitouts, too!

Where do you sit when it comes to the total number of minutes sitting on the bench?

 

[cats2rise]

Our well-known and widely praised care for ant life?

It's a shame that the writers of The Simpsons never took your suggestions on board. The small script changes wouldn't have really changed the scene at all to the casual viewer.

 

[Headless]

Where do sit when it comes to the total number of minutes sitting on the bench?

A clear #1.

Which suggests I'm very, very well hydrated.

 

[cats2rise]

Where do you sit when it comes to the total number of minutes sitting on the bench?

Active minutes, or inactive minutes?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

you know you can do that MrsT all you have to do is ask me to unlock the handcuffs

now where's the fun in that!

 

[philreich]

What is a hitout? I've played nearly 160 games and yet to record one.

Doesn't it have something to do with a brawl? I regularly hit out at an opponent, in order to gain an ascendancy.

 

[manangatang]

My understanding is that they are Ophidian years old.

Though, frankly, I care not to overthink it.

That would truly be an unsettling level of OLDNESS.

 

[cats2rise]

Doesn't it have something to do with a brawl? I regularly hit out at an opponent, in order to gain an ascendancy.

The more conventional non-violent approach would be to purchase a ladder to assist with ascendancy.

So they say. I personally do not believe in heights. Another nonsensible social construct.

 

[Dingster]

It's the normal things I miss, H.

Walking through fields filled with flowers.

Buying a book of stamps at the Post Office.

Waiting for a break in a line of ants to be able to cross safely.

"Playing outdoors without supervision and just returning home once the sun sets."​

Yes. Appreciate the good times.

 

[DemurePrincess]

What is a hitout? I've played nearly 160 games and yet to record one.

A “hitout” is what happens when your “hiton” fails

 

[Headless]

That would truly be an unsettling level of OLDNESS.

In fairness, this thread has been unsettling already.

Feel settled? I simply don't, mang. And I'm finding it difficult.

 

[Robertio]

A “hitout” is what happens when your “hiton” fails

Still haven't had one

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Yes. Appreciate the good times.

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"A phone number you could call that just told you the time and weather."​

Good times.​

 

[manangatang]

In fairness, this thread has been unsettling already.

Feel settled? I simply don't, mang. And I'm finding it difficult.

Life once felt so simple. Now? It's just all so darned unsettling.

 

[philreich]

'Less looks like he IS Captain material though... gotta count for something.

Tigerturbulance - How does he rate under the S.T.E.A.L.S. programs?

I'm a by product of the C.R.A.F.T. program - it stands for Can't Remember A F***ing Thing.

 

[cats2rise]

A clear #1.

Which suggests I'm very, very well hydrated.

On that point, please stop having all of our water.

The rest of us are as parched as a cuttlefish on a seesaw, H.

 

[Headless]

Life once felt so simple. Now? It's just all so darned unsettling.

I pine for the days where 12 teams participated in the Sweet Football Association.

 

[cats2rise]

Life once felt so simple. Now? It's just all so darned unsettling.

You had an incident with some ants too, huh?

Where were you exactly in the summer of '92?

 

[Headless]

I'm a by product of the C.R.A.F.T. program - it stands for Can't Remember A F***ing Thing.

That acronym was well remembered, philreich.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Life once felt so simple. Now? It's just all so darned unsettling.

"Getting off the phone so someone can use the internet."​

- Life was not so simple​

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I pine for the days where 12 teams participated in the Sweet Football Association.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#LoveTheBye

 

[cats2rise]

"Getting off the phone so someone can use the internet."​

- Life was not so simple​

But what are your feelings on having to get off the internet so someone could use the phone, Mrs T?

 

[Headless]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#LoveTheBye

I'm afraid so, Mrs Turbo. You know I've been the Ophidians' biggest fan, but this thread has upset me greatly.

 

[Robertio]

now where's the fun in that!

He wasn't thinking there Mrs T.