Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Mount Buller Demons v Ophidian Old Boys at The Snow Dome

[Robertio]

The Demons have had one of the most stable squads in the last 15 seasons. Win this game, and win the minor premiership.

Yeah, I reckon we have another kick or two in us.

Great squad.

 

[Headless]

Great squad.

Now we're sitting on toadstools with the same group of fairies!

 

[Braklet]

Thanks for letting me know, Braklet. What was the underlying message you were trying to convey?

That your team really, really likes chicken nuggets.

 

[Robertio]

Now we're sitting on toadstools with the same group of fairies!

I've always enjoyed our matchthreads mate.

 

[Headless]

That your team really, really likes chicken nuggets.

If true, what's the matter with that? What were you really suggesting, Braklet?

 

[Braklet]

If true, what's the matter with that? What were you really suggesting, Braklet?

That too much McDs is detrimental to one's qooty skills, Headless.

 

[Headless]

I've always enjoyed our matchthreads mate.

I wouldn't call our PM a 'match thread' as such.

Or would I?

No, I wouldn't.

 

[Pugsley]

If true, what's the matter with that? What were you really suggesting, Braklet?

That chicken nuggets like the Demons.

 

[Robertio]

I wouldn't call our PM a 'match thread' as such.

Or would I?

No, I wouldn't.

I don't know mate, I've never been in your PM.

 

[Headless]

I don't know mate, I've never been in your PM.

It's very lonely in there. I hope you'll join me one day.

 

[Pugsley]

I don't know mate, I've never been in your PM.

Leave it Pugsley.

 

[cats2rise]

Great squad.

What do you like about it, Robertio?

 

[thewizardmelon]

I'm really not, wiz. Did you actually win the premiership last season? I find that most upsetting if true.

I am proud to announce that we did in fact, win the premiership. Don’t cry too much please, ‘Less

 

[cats2rise]

I wouldn't call our PM a 'match thread' as such.

Or would I?

No, I wouldn't.

Oh, Headless.

Sorry everyone! We'll be back to normal programming shortly. Big, ol' H sometimes gets stuck in these Would I? Wouldn't I? loops. This phase may last hours before we enter ".. but could I?" phase.

The Could I? phase is a whole different kettle of fish.

 

[Robertio]

What do you like about it, Robertio?

The squad banter, it keeps the opposition on it's toes and i love that.

 

[cats2rise]

The squad banter, it keeps the opposition on it's toes and i love that.

And that is EXACTLY why we hand out pamphlets to the opposition on "how to strengthen and lengthen the calf muscle and achilles tendon" in preparation of being up on your tiptoes for considerable periods of time.

The SYSTEM WORKS!

 

[Robertio]

And that is EXACTLY why we hand out pamphlets on "how to strengthen and lengthen the plantaris" in preparation of being up on your tiptoes for considerable periods of time.

The SYSTEM WORKS!

Not for all teams though mate.

 

[thewizardmelon]

The squad banter, it keeps the opposition on it's toes and i love that.

The Team PM’s ability to produce unique in jokes within a match thread is something I’m sure the demons can relate to?

 

[Headless]

I am proud to announce that we did in fact, win the premiership. Don’t cry too much please, ‘Less

Crying is healthy. I do it quite often. What's your issue with it?

 

[thewizardmelon]

And that is EXACTLY why we hand out pamphlets to the opposition on "how to strengthen and lengthen the calf muscle and achilles tendon" in preparation of being up on your tiptoes for considerable periods of time.

The SYSTEM WORKS!

I was under the impression you were handing out daily crosswords to keep your teammates fading cognitive abilities sharp? Perhaps I’m mixing teams up here

 

[Headless]

Oh, Headless.

Sorry everyone! We'll be back to normal programming shortly. Big, ol' H sometimes gets stuck in these Would I? Wouldn't I? loops. This phase may last hours before we enter ".. but could I?" phase.

The Could I? phase is a whole different kettle of fish.

Should I?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Crying is healthy. I do it quite often. What's your issue with it?

Crying wasn’t the concern. It was crying over the beautiful subject matter that requires some discernment

 

[Robertio]

The Team PM’s ability to produce unique in jokes within a match thread is something I’m sure the demons can relate to?

That's what i mean, we have to counter that.

 

[Headless]

Crying wasn’t the concern. It was crying over the beautiful subject matter that requires some discernment

Oh - perhaps you should aim for a little more specificity in your future posting!

 

[thewizardmelon]

That's what i mean, we have to counter that.

No problem. One look at the dynamic Tigerturbulance has created and it’s easy to see that team flow/dynamics are as good as the league has produced