Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[Smartys Power]

Good morning Bears. It's great to be hosting you this week. We're looking forward to crushing you on Sunday, but until then please enjoy your Royal quarters and remember that all valuables are alarmed, so please don't touch.

Nothing
GreyCrow
Smartys Power
Jhye Clark 13
Uncle_Leo
Golumless
krakouers
manicpie
nahnah
gouki88
Bianconeri
Ulahoopski
Brenton Davy
hotchilli
Memphis
Pedro
jamesclean
MrPremiership
Mr Cheese
grumbleguts
Footypie32
Zevon
Supersuns
Membling
NTRabbit
CakeEater
Crimson Azure

Horny

 

[GreyCrow]

3 pages already - I havent had coffee yet

 

[Cadsky]

This sounds like a trap. I love it. I'll take 2 tickets please!

I was hoping you'd say that. You'll be joining the private tour guided by myself. There's a definite chance we get "lost" along the way

 

[Cadsky]

Horny

 

[GreyCrow]

Dear Abby

My coffee has white lumps. Should I change the milk?

Yours LactoseIntolerant

 

[GreyCrow]

Dear Abby

How do people drink black coffee without at least 8 sugars?

Yours DiabeticDan

 

[Nothing]

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$100 on each of 1 and 3
$400 on 5
$2000 on each of 2 and 4.

$4500 outlay for $7500 minimum return.

I like Chippybet

 

[MWPP]

Does anybody else give a fake name when they order their coffee/morning hot drink of choice?

Also my standard order is normally a Cap with skim milk- no sugar but dusted with the usual chocolate , extra hot with an extra shot

 

[MWPP]

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$100 on Sizzler is better than KFC a.k.a. RonnieRaven. Due for a big one and great value. Besides Chipmunk is the unbackable favourite

 

[GreyCrow]

Does anybody else give a fake name when they order their coffee/morning hot drink of choice?

Also my standard order is normally a Cap with skim milk- no sugar but dusted with the usual chocolate , extra hot with an extra shot

Funniest we heard was when the junior wrote TinyFanny for Tiffany

 

[GreyCrow]

We are the famous ''whatever '' guys at our GJs store

You decide what todays concoction will be. Some stay the standards and the more confident try some blends nobody ever heard of and we give our critique

 

[Smartys Power]

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How did you get this gif of me?

 

[Test Tickle]

Good morning Bears. It's great to be hosting you this week. We're looking forward to crushing you on Sunday, but until then please enjoy your Royal quarters and remember that all valuables are alarmed, so please don't touch.

Nothing
GreyCrow
Smartys Power
Jhye Clark 13
Uncle_Leo
Golumless
krakouers
manicpie
nahnah
gouki88
Bianconeri
Ulahoopski
Brenton Davy
hotchilli
Memphis
Pedro
jamesclean
MrPremiership
Mr Cheese
grumbleguts
Footypie32
Zevon
Supersuns
Membling
NTRabbit
CakeEater
Crimson Azure

Good morning Royals, no need to crush us, just beat us, that can be arranged for a price.

 

[GreyCrow]

Good morning Royals, no need to crush us, just beat us, that can be arranged for a price.

Regular weekly session Testy?

 

[manicpie]

Great OP tgrs

Royals! And three rookies!

manicpie , jamesclean , Mr Cheese - meet our rookie SSSSSS :

Meet ours

 

[Cadsky]

How did you get this gif of me?

You, me, shower, now.

 

[Cadsky]

Good morning Royals, no need to crush us, just beat us, that can be arranged for a price.

Oh, that's boring.

 

[Matera92]

As the reigning Qhampion Data Team of the Week Forward Pocket can I just say you all suck and I am the greatest there ever was, the greatest there is and the greatest there ever will be.

#Matera4ALLSFA

 

[Cadsky]

Meet ours

And then there's Mr Cheese

 

[manicpie]

Good morning Royals, no need to crush us, just beat us, that can be arranged for a price.

You gown meet ma friend pain

 

[I Dont Care]

Morning all

 

[Cadsky]

Note to self. Need to watch the mask again.

 

[Nothing]

As the reigning Qhampion Data Team of the Week Forward Pocket can I just say you all suck and I am the greatest there ever was, the greatest there is and the greatest there ever will be.

#Matera4ALLSFA

I'm disappointed I missed the nomination. I'm going to get 5x as many goals this week.

 

[Smartys Power]

You, me, shower, now.

Don’t have to tell me twice.

 

[Brenton Davy]

meet our rookie SSSSSS :

Sounds like he’s got a slow leak…