Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[tony]

Oh that's easy. Just deposit money into my account and I'll take care of the rest.

Now that I can do.

 

[GreyCrow]

Now that I can do.

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Would have been quicker and less creepy just to deposit money into her OF account

 

[tony]

Would have been quicker and less creepy just to deposit money into her OF account

I am not into seeing Cadsky's feet

 

[GreyCrow]

I am not into seeing Cadsky's feet

Oh you thought OF meant OnlyFeet

Only Fann. Best not

 

[Millky95]

Oh that's easy. Just deposit money into my account and I'll take care of the rest.

Its good to have friends

 

[grumbleguts]

Oh you thought OF meant OnlyFeet

Only Fann. Best not

Speaking of which, my friend has a big thing in his lounge that spins and causes air to move and cool the room down. I asked it what kind of music it likes and it said "Well, I'm a big metal fan."

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

tony we’re gonna need some aloe vera for this sick burn.

Think we've got some left over from Test Tickle's off-season ayahuasca retreat.

 

[Brenton Davy]

No one on BF has a partner you lying liar.

So, I tell my wife of 30 years that she’s been living a lie? Will probably come as a great relief to her…

 

[DenieD]

DenieD how many posters have you married now?

I think the better question is who haven't I married!

 

[Cadsky]

I think the better question is who haven't I married!

Ow I know this one. Me!

 

[DenieD]

Ow I know this one. Me!

 

[MWPP]

Think we've got some left over from Test Tickle's off-season ayahuasca retreat.

What happened in the offseason stays in the offseason unless Test Tickle is involved
That guy can never keep a secret

 

[Senor M]

So, I tell my wife of 30 years that she’s been living a lie? Will probably come as a great relief to her…

Look at you bragging about your wife of 30 years. People have done less time for murder & treason in this country

 

[MKMatty]

No one on BF has a partner you lying liar.

No need to push your virgin insecurities onto me fam.

 

[grumbleguts]

So, I tell my wife of 30 years that she’s been living a lie? Will probably come as a great relief to her…

Mine would be relieved.

We go to K-Mart I go into the change rooms and wait for someone to enter the one next door, and then call out, "Hey! Do you have any paper in yours? Mine's out!"

I went into a tourist information centre and the guy said "Can I help you?"
"Yes, can you tell me about the tourists that visited 5 years ago?"

When I was in the Pacific once, I sent her a post card with picture of a stunning young Polynesian babe in a bikini with "Having a great time, wish you were her." written on the back.

I thinking finding out our marriage is a lie would be a profound relief.

 

[MKMatty]

We go to K-Mart I go into the change rooms and wait for someone to enter the one next door, and then call out, "Hey! Do you have any paper in yours? Mine's out!"

“Sorry, I can’t spare a square”.

 

[Shadow Man]

Welcome to the best line Shadow Man

Best I do you all, proud....

 

[grumbleguts]

Best I do you all, proud....

That comma is amazing. Thank you for that mental image.

 

[Shadow Man]

Speaking of which, my friend has a big thing in his lounge that spins and causes air to move and cool the room down. I asked it what kind of music it likes and it said "Well, I'm a big metal fan."

You're clearly a dad

 

[Cadsky]

That comma is amazing. Thank you for that mental image.

I was thinking the same thing. Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Best I do you all, proud....

Pretty sure you'll shade Uncle_Leo comfortably.

 

[Chipmunk]

How’s everyone’s weekends been?

 

[Senor M]

Mine would be relieved.

We go to K-Mart I go into the change rooms and wait for someone to enter the one next door, and then call out, "Hey! Do you have any paper in yours? Mine's out!"

I went into a tourist information centre and the guy said "Can I help you?"
"Yes, can you tell me about the tourists that visited 5 years ago?"

When I was in the Pacific once, I sent her a post card with picture of a stunning young Polynesian babe in a bikini with "Having a great time, wish you were her." written on the back.

I thinking finding out our marriage is a lie would be a profound relief.

Look at you bragging about still being allowed inside a K-mart.

I tell you that my life time ban from K-mart is unfair, I thought the K stood for Ketamine

 

[Millky95]

How’s everyone’s weekends been?

Never. Change. Avatar

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Look at you bragging about still being allowed inside a K-mart.

I tell you that my life time ban from K-mart is unfair, I thought the K stood for Ketamine

That's pretty rough. I've got no excuses, I thought the MART stood for Manually Assess Rectal Tissue.