Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors @ Spotswood Oval

[myblueroan]

Vraiment ?

じゃあ、もしよかったら日本語をやってもいいですか?

 

[kenneyswarriors]

じゃあ、もしよかったら日本語をやってもいいですか?

Відійди

 

[Dinsdale]

じゃあ、もしよかったら日本語をやってもいいですか?

Chinese spy reported.

 

[Dinsdale]

Відійди

Iranian spy reported.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

So I'm watching this show on Netflix and it got me thinking. Suppose you went back in time and spoke to your younger self at say 14. How do you think your younger self would respond?

 

[myblueroan]

Відійди

Alright comrade. Will do.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

kenneyswarriors myblueroan Over The Post

A blue horse, a camel, and a chimpanzee walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

The camel nods and says, "No, we're just here to grab a drink. But be careful, the chimp always goes bananas after a few!"

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Why did the warrior Princess bring a ladder to the qooty field?

Because she heard the Wazza's were raising their defenses, and she always liked to stay one step ahead!

 

[myblueroan]

kenneyswarriors myblueroan Over The Post

A blue horse, a camel, and a chimpanzee walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

The camel nods and says, "No, we're just here to grab a drink. But be careful, the chimp always goes bananas after a few!"

 

[myblueroan]

Why did the warrior Princess bring a ladder to the qooty field?

Because she heard the Wazza's were raising their defenses, and she always liked to stay one step ahead!

THese jokes are appallling!
philreich

 

[Mrs Turbo]

THese jokes are appealing!
philreich

btw - fixed your spelling
You are welcome

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Why did the Tongan qooty player always bring a barbecue grill to the game?

Because he knew how to tackle the competition* and then grill them with some serious island flavor!

*this probably wont happen on Sunday

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Why did the potato love playing qooty?

Because he was always ready to chip in and knew how to handle the pressure when things got hot!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

hey DemurePrincess - is is time to Jelly wrestle yet - I can keep this crowd entertained much longer!

 

[myblueroan]

Why did the potato love playing qooty?

Because he was always ready to chip in and knew how to handle the pressure when things got hot!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

hey DemurePrincess - is is time to Jelly wrestle yet - I can keep this crowd entertained much longer!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

kenneyswarriors myblueroan Over The Post

A blue horse, a camel, and a chimpanzee walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this a joke?"

The camel nods and says, "No, we're just here to grab a drink. But be careful, the chimp always goes bananas afterwards.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Why did the Tongan qooty player always bring a barbecue grill to the game?

Because he knew how to tackle the competition* and then grill them with some serious island flavor!

*this probably wont happen on Sunday

Mrs Turbulance, you're trying to seduce me.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

That reminds me. Elton Johns Wig where you at??

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It's almost like you don't read my posts....

 

[philreich]

THese jokes are appallling!
philreich

And they're not even the worst joke tonight - there's the Essendon Football Club........

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's almost like you don't read my posts....

I read at least one of them.

Two if you include this one.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

What's red, and won't fit in your pocket.
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Mars

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC
S38 ROUND 4 VS CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS FFC

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720

HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon

C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo

HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger

F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors

FOLL: U2tigers / Braklet / Over The Post

INT: Elton Johns Wig / Hoos​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hai Mrs T

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

They're not even my favourite swords. And you don't want to meet my favourite knife.