Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 4: Ophidian Old Boys v Coney Island Warriors @ Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

A cowboy challenges an renowned native american warrior to a bear hunt ..

The native guy accepts, so they pack up their tools. The cowboy takes 5 revolvers, 2 rifles and a bunch of knifes just in case. The native? Only one bow and just TWO arrows.



The cowboy is perplexed and has to ask:



Cowboy: "Are you sure 2 arrows are all you need?"



Native american: "yup"



Cowboy: "confident and big balls, I like it. But why 2, though? Spare in case you miss?"



Native American: "sometimes there are 2 bears".

 

[DemurePrincess]

じゃあ、もしよかったら日本語をやってもいいですか?

No thanks

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Good thanks! And you?

I said what are you saying? I asked google translate to translate it into Welsh for me.

 

[myblueroan]

I said what are you saying? I asked google translate to translate it into Welsh for me.

Oh! When I put it in translate it said it means 'How are you? '

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Oh! When I put it in translate it said it means 'How are you? '

Well i know now that i can't rely on that to have a conversation with a non English speaker!

 

[myblueroan]

He went there Rob.
You know what this means...

 

[Robertio]

He went there Rob.
You know what this means...

 

[Dinsdale]

So I'm watching this show on Netflix and it got me thinking. Suppose you went back in time and spoke to your younger self at say 14. How do you think your younger self would respond?

"What happened to my hair?"

 

[DemurePrincess]

Why did the warrior Princess bring a ladder to the qooty field?

Because she heard the Wazza's were raising their defenses, and she always liked to stay one step ahead!

Aren’t the OOBs always a step ahead?

 

[DemurePrincess]

hey DemurePrincess - is is time to Jelly wrestle yet - I can keep this crowd entertained much longer!

I crashed last night! Maybe a splash this arvo if you’re keen?

 

[Braklet]

I said what are you saying? I asked google translate to translate it into Welsh for me.

 

[myblueroan]

Aren’t the OOBs always a step ahead?
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4 steps I believe.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Will i post another Carlton AI camel? Yeah why not let's do it!

 

[Robertio]

Will i post another Carlton AI camel? Yeah why not let's do it!

If Dinsdale opens his mouth shoot him mate.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If Dinsdale opens his mouth shoot him mate.

Nah! Stab him with Mr Stabby instead!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

If Dinsdale opens his mouth shoot him mate.

Him and his knives mate. What use is a knife to you in a gunfight?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Him and his knives mate. What use is a knife to you in a gunfight?

**** all!!!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Nah! Stab him with Mr Stabby instead!
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Great name for a pub in Limerick that!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Great name for a pub in Limerick that!

So what ya saying is you walk in the pub and ask for a side of stabby with ya pint???

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

So what ya saying is you walk in the pub and ask for a side of stabby with ya pint???

Oh Limerick was known back in the 80's and 90's as stab city. It's calmed down a bit since then but it's kind of Ireland's version of Alice Springs.

 

[FootyGuy13]

DemurePrincess What do you call an elephant with wings?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh Limerick was known back in the 80's and 90's as stab city. It's calmed down a bit since then but it's kind of Ireland's version of Alice Springs.

Would you need to pass Limerick to go from Galway to Cork or vice versa bc I can’t remember if I went there

 

[DemurePrincess]

DemurePrincess What do you call an elephant with wings?

Red bull

 

[DemurePrincess]

Jumbo?

 

[DemurePrincess]

A whole lot of flying trunk?