Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne [MOTR]

[p4p1]

The Royals are in so much trouble this weekend Lynchy (The Alastair variety) messaged me back this morning and I am on such a high and feel so invincible right now that the rest of the team doesn't even need to bother showing up. I can just kick it to myself and then through the big sticks after tapping it to myself and bursting through the centre.

This is a good omen for us. Or a bad omen, not sure how my weekend can improve tbh.

 

[moginie]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Royals!

A much more languid start today with a catch up quaff to replace the one I missed out on Wednesday.

Whatever you do today, do it with cordiality.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Borrowed from the Brenton Davy play book. At least the mentoring is working.

And that shall be my legacy to the Royals.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Our engine room has turbos. You might think you guys are special but you haven't seen anything like our engine room. Be prepared to feel the wind burn past your face as we break away from congestion

Did we sign Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo ?

 

[Cadsky]

Did we sign Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo ?

They wish.

 

[sausageroll]

Did we sign Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo ?

If this is Mrs Turbo then she can consider herself signed.

 

[Brenton Davy]

If this is Mrs Turbo then she can consider herself signed.

That’ll screw up your day…

 

[Brenton Davy]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Royals!

A much more languid start today with a catch up quaff to replace the one I missed out on Wednesday.

Whatever you do today, do it with cordiality.

Prefer Guinnessality myself…

 

[moginie]

Prefer Guinnessality myself…

Each to their own.

Coopers Pale does it for me.

 

[manicpie]

It sounds like you've got an unfortunate bowel complaint. Please seek medical attention.

We get free colonic cleansing here at the Golden palace, so that shouldn't be a problem

 

[tgrs]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Royals!

A much more languid start today with a catch up quaff to replace the one I missed out on Wednesday.

Whatever you do today, do it with cordiality.

Message received loud and clear
I’m gonna drink a whole bottle of cordial in honour of you today mogs

 

[Brenton Davy]

Each to their own.

Coopers Pale does it for me.

I won’t say no to a Paley if offered.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Message received loud and clear
I’m gonna drink a whole bottle of cordial in honour of you today mogs

 

[GreyCrow]

When Ive had too much red cordial

 

[moginie]

We get free colonic cleansing here at the Golden palace, so that shouldn't be a problem

 

[tgrs]

When Ive had too much red cordial

Is this one of those obscure pseudonyms for mdma or acid because old mate looks gacked

We just used to call it doing a StFly

 

[sausageroll]

That’ll screw up your day…

What will? Signing Mrs Turbo ?

 

[tgrs]

, not sure how my weekend can improve tbh.

I can think of one way it could improve

It involves bulk delivery, unbeaten streaks, sausageroll s, snags and an unstoppable engine room

Or did you already factor that in

 

[Azarole]

Each to their own.

Coopers Pale does it for me.

I knew I liked you

 

[moginie]

I knew I liked you

Are you still living near the Finsbury?

 

[cats2rise]

I knew I liked you

Gee its nice seeing you up and about!

 

[Brenton Davy]

What will? Signing Mrs Turbo ?

Getting “signed” by a stop sign in cyclonic winds like that person did. Actually that would do more than screw up your day.

 

[sausageroll]

I can think of one way it could improve

It involves bulk delivery, unbeaten streaks, sausageroll s, snags and an unstoppable engine room

Or did you already factor that in

bulk delivery to and from you

 

[sausageroll]

Getting “signed” by a stop sign in cyclonic winds like that person did. Actually that would do more than screw up your day.

Yeah, hope I never see anything like that again.

Oh, wait...

 

[Brenton Davy]

I can think of one way it could improve

It involves bulk delivery, unbeaten streaks, sausageroll s, snags and an unstoppable engine room

Or did you already factor that in

You do realise don’t you that for every win in a streak you are drawing closer to the loss that ends the streak.

Welcome to that time.