Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne [MOTR]

[Nothing]

Flying back from gold coast tonight. My arms will be sore tomorrow.

 

[Gralin]

Flying back from gold coast tonight. My arms will be sore tomorrow.

 

[Brenton Davy]

That’s very magnanimous of you, thanks!

That just the type of guy I am

 

[Wosh]

Hopefully the Demons will give me something to smile about

 

[tgrs]

I love that you're saying this to the Royals

What a fateful coincidence

 

[p4p1]

Hopefully the Demons will give me something to smile about

You won the second half.

 

[Yakker]

Do we actually know Yakker is good at fishing? I mean he provides a lot of photos but it could be just that he has a smartphone and a decent local fishmonger.

I want to see compelling video footage captured on a forensic standard device. I want Yakker to prove his authenticity with a current passport and be shown wrestling with a bull shark with someone holding up a newspaper with today’s date on it

Ok I don’t really wanna have to dox myself but you’ve forced my hand

I’m the one on the right

The more astute question would be who !!

See above

 

[Yakker]

There…

Is there a bear in there?

 

[krakouers]

Is there a bear in there?

What is this? A nursery rhyme?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Is there a bear in there?

Only if there’s a chair as well…

 

[grumbleguts]

Ugh its the worst

Sitting there and I realise I didnt replace the toilet roll. You know how you do that silly trousers down waddle walk to get a new one

I'm nearly at Coles

I hate it when that happens. I was at Woolies the other day and they were selling the little mini items that Coles used to sell, but they were full size. It was awesome.

 

[grumbleguts]

Cats can cook? I did pet ownership wrong

When I volunteered at an animal shelter, they showed me how to make a cat drink.

I showed them a much better way than the one they were using. Just put it in the blender and add some ice.

 

[manicpie]

When I volunteered at an animal shelter, they showed me how to make a cat drink.

I showed them a much better way than the one they were using. Just put it in the blender and add some ice.

I find that very offensive to cats. If it wasn't for us your house would be crawling with mice

 

[grumbleguts]

I find that very offensive to cats. If it wasn't for us your house would be crawling with mice

No, because I also know how to make a mouse drink.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I find that very offensive to cats. If it wasn't for us your house would be crawling with mice

That’s what they invented mousetraps for…

 

[manicpie]

No, because I also know how to make a mouse drink.

Well that's fair. I wouldn't mind sampling a mouse drink

 

[Gralin]

Shit got weird

 

[Gralin]

Truetiger save me from the weird drinks the royals are making

 

[GreyCrow]

I only have a Royals flag to keep me going now

 

[Brenton Davy]

I only have a Royals flag to keep me going now

That and our AFLW foopiers…

 

[tgrs]

I need a hug sante

If you are unavailable I suppose the other emu will do

 

[Brenton Davy]

Good morning Gamedayers!

 

[Cadsky]

Game day Royals and I'm pumped! I can sense a very good win coming up. Let's roll!

 

[sante]

I need a hug sante

If you are unavailable I suppose the other emu will do

 

[philreich]

Morning all. I'll be posting your game around 3pm AEST - good luck to both teams. Conditions for the big game will be CLOUDY.