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Oh well - these things are sent to try us....
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Rookie mistake, writing on my, er, love hand!
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Can you read your note on, you know... down there?
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My response is vaguely what the remaining word looks like... sheeeeeet
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My son's footy team is playing in a grand final on Saturday - they're undefeated so far, which is making him very nervous. The club's girls team was also undefeated until last week: they lost their grand final on Saturday!!!
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So Dave was in love. Madly.
Wendy was her name, good hearted country lass. Dave and Wendy had been together for a few years, ups and downs, engagement, wedding and kids on the horizon.
Dave would do anything for Wendy, and Wendy likewise for Dave. During his bucks, while plastered, Dave thought it would be a good idea to commemorate and eternalise his love for her, so in to the local tattoo parlour he stumbled with his mates to get her name engraved upon him.
Pants down, he asks the tattooist to ink his old mate, Engrave "WENDY" upon it. While at rest, it would simply read "WY," but when at attention, in the presence of his love, "WENDY" would be on full display.
Well one afternoon while travelling, he stopped in the highway truck stop, busting for a leak.
Standing there at the urinal, shaking off, he happens to glance across at the guy next to him. To his surprise, the trucker also had a "WY" in ink up his shaft.
Well, he zips up and heads off to wash his hands, the thought in his head, that what if bnagging the back of his mind.
When the trucker sidles up to the sink next to him, Dave can't help himself.
"Hey, uh... Is your girls name Wendy?"
"What are you on about?"
"Well, I just noticed that you have a tattoo, down there, like mine. Says Wendy when I'm all excited, ya know?"
"Wendy?" The trucker chuckles, "Nah, mine says Welcome to Wangaratta, have a nice day."
Wendy was her name, good hearted country lass. Dave and Wendy had been together for a few years, ups and downs, engagement, wedding and kids on the horizon.
Dave would do anything for Wendy, and Wendy likewise for Dave. During his bucks, while plastered, Dave thought it would be a good idea to commemorate and eternalise his love for her, so in to the local tattoo parlour he stumbled with his mates to get her name engraved upon him.
Pants down, he asks the tattooist to ink his old mate, Engrave "WENDY" upon it. While at rest, it would simply read "WY," but when at attention, in the presence of his love, "WENDY" would be on full display.
Well one afternoon while travelling, he stopped in the highway truck stop, busting for a leak.
Standing there at the urinal, shaking off, he happens to glance across at the guy next to him. To his surprise, the trucker also had a "WY" in ink up his shaft.
Well, he zips up and heads off to wash his hands, the thought in his head, that what if bnagging the back of his mind.
When the trucker sidles up to the sink next to him, Dave can't help himself.
"Hey, uh... Is your girls name Wendy?"
"What are you on about?"
"Well, I just noticed that you have a tattoo, down there, like mine. Says Wendy when I'm all excited, ya know?"
"Wendy?" The trucker chuckles, "Nah, mine says Welcome to Wangaratta, have a nice day."
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By the way Swampies, we're happy to report that not only will we have a submitted team sheet (pending the powers that be actually doing the coin toss for the match bans), but it will contain all field lines in their correct place!
A nice change of scenery for you, I am sure.
A nice change of scenery for you, I am sure.
spookism
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Friends. Let's go.
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Don't forget your team sheet Dragons.
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American friend just sent me a random Aussie news:
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Woman allegedly filmed performing vile act with trout faces court
Catherine June Lee, 58, and Ashley David Hallam, 55, face charges in relation to bestiality material allegedly produced in Tasmania between February 2022, and January 2023.
MP_
I am the devil that you forgot
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it I sayAmerican friend just sent me a random Aussie news:
Woman allegedly filmed performing vile act with trout faces court
Catherine June Lee, 58, and Ashley David Hallam, 55, face charges in relation to bestiality material allegedly produced in Tasmania between February 2022, and January 2023.
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tigs2010
Pick 1...
tigs2010
Pick 1...
Raz
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Well early week QOOTY Training. A few laps of the bar to the bathroom and then back again.
Waving to the fans outside to stretch those arms.
Finally some lifting of the Fully loaded pizzas (including pineapple)
Ahhh,,, rest now
Waving to the fans outside to stretch those arms.
Finally some lifting of the Fully loaded pizzas (including pineapple)
Ahhh,,, rest now
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I shall give a match report around 7pm on Saturday.......
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Gah, it had to be Tassie...American friend just sent me a random Aussie news:
Woman allegedly filmed performing vile act with trout faces court
Catherine June Lee, 58, and Ashley David Hallam, 55, face charges in relation to bestiality material allegedly produced in Tasmania between February 2022, and January 2023.
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It's nice to play against an organised group!
- Oct 2, 2016
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American friend just sent me a random Aussie news:
Woman allegedly filmed performing vile act with trout faces court
Catherine June Lee, 58, and Ashley David Hallam, 55, face charges in relation to bestiality material allegedly produced in Tasmania between February 2022, and January 2023.
philreich
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I was starting to Wonder(s) when it would happen next!!!
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