Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Ophidian Old Boys v Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval

[T2B_]

Sounds kinky??

You do know who you're quoting right?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

No not yet, but there is 3 weeks until I should be able to change my Username, I lead the Tigers tipping Comp by 5, wit honly 5 rounds to go, so should ge tthat premium membership.

What was the U2Boobs one today?


I am serious about changing my Username to something the Qooty Gods couldn't link to me.

Change your username to Premiership Ruckman.

Then you can call yourself a premiership ruckman.

Only problem is the arrest for fraud that would come with it

 

[T2B_]

Change your username to Premiership Ruckman.

Then you can call yourself a premiership ruckman.

Only problem is the arrest for fraud that would come with it

 

[Dingster]

the sim is picking the team, cant have players in prime positions that dont stay on the feild


Elton Johns Wig 0 (On) Total : 100%
Braklet 0 (On) Total : 100%
Over The Post 0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers 0 (Off) 2.24 (On) 15.47 (Off) 46.31 (On) 66.32 (Off) 75.43 (On) Total : 57%

Dingster 0 (On) 8.28 (Off) 15.47 (On) 46.31 (Off) 66.32 (On) Total : 73%

 

[Dingster]

Brought success everywhere but the Wonders.

And I personally blame Dingster for that one

The Last Dance was one of the all time great seasons.

 

[Dingster]

DragoDelph and Dragons sans Bonz. Being on the outside can be tough. May the odds forever be in your favour.

 

[T2B_]

DragoDelph and Dragons sans Bonz. Being on the outside can be tough. May the odds forever be in your favour.

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Eating each other is half the fun though.





Wait are we talking about the same thing?

 

[Dingster]

Eating each other is half the fun though.





Wait are we talking about the same thing?

A recent survey stated 58% of Dragons enjoy avo. Roll!!!!! Fast

 

[Bonz]

Hey! Psst!! Bonz

The back cellar wall… the bottle leftest to the right… pull it forward…… the passage way leads you to a long hallway….take a left left right left…
Leads you straight to the chancellors chambers!

Sssh! Don’t tell anyone!

I like this one Tigerturbulance

 

[Bonz]

Masochist: Beat me!
Sadist: No.

 

[Bonz]

you can take the pussy out of the old boys but not the old boys out of the pussy

 

[Bonz]

its a decent size

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Best pack a stomach vacuum just in case.

 

[Bonz]

The Last Dance was one of the all time great seasons.

It really was

Shame we couldn't go all the way.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I like this one Tigerturbulance

You want what???

 

[DemurePrincess]

Best pack a stomach vacuum just in case.

We cater for all situations….

And if you need a closer examination…

Braklet has those honours

 

[Braklet]

Reminds me of this quote:

"what's the worse thing you can do with a pressure cooker?



Science."

I love pressure cookers! Nothing better for cooking up a big pot of dry beans.

Mrs. Brak is afraid of them. Even after I got her a high zoot Instant Pot. Well, it still works for rice & beans, anyway.

"Why don't you like the pressure cooker?"

"It might explode!"

"It only runs at about 15psi, you do remember that your car tires have about 33psi, right? And you walk past my 200psi compressor every time you get in your car."

"SHUT UP!"

 

[Braklet]

Braklet as Head of Security put the fire hose on them at 5pm and ensure the perimeter is secure.

Hey Skip, those weirdos seem to like it!

 

[Braklet]

As long as it isn't linked to the Mrs Turbo gin distillery I like my chances

 

[Braklet]

Sounds kinky??

Everything Bonz says sounds kinky, and usually is.

 

[Braklet]

Eating each other is half the fun though.

Nearly everybody likes a couple bites of T2B_, preferably mushed up with some garlic, salt, and lime.

 

[Braklet]

And if you need a closer examination…

Braklet has those honours

 

[Ljp86]

Big game Dragons!! Time to fire up here for what is sure to be a cracking match. We'll need to be at our best for this one on Sunday!!

Go Dragons!!

 

[Braklet]

1986 biographic ad, mainly for Irish BlueBagger

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

1986 biographic ad, mainly for Irish BlueBagger

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Brilliant stuff there mate! I'm currently in the middle of reading the post game thread on the Carlton board.

It's forty pages long at the moment and i'm only as far as the sixteenth page! I'll take a break when i get to page number twenty.

Our next game won't be until next March unfortunately so i have plenty of time to get through it!

 

[Dingster]

I love pressure cookers! Nothing better for cooking up a big pot of dry beans.

Mrs. Brak is afraid of them. Even after I got her a high zoot Instant Pot. Well, it still works for rice & beans, anyway.

"Why don't you like the pressure cooker?"

"It might explode!"

"It only runs at about 15psi, you do remember that your car tires have about 33psi, right? And you walk past my 200psi compressor every time you get in your car."

"SHUT UP!"

Mrs Brak just entered Witness Protection.