Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Ophidian Old Boys v Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval

[Mrs Turbo]

Fleabane is back.

Braklet while you're out sorting out the fence, can you remove the posters of Fleabane too - pretty please

 

[DragoDelph]

Braklet I have been informed there has been a breach of our parameter near the lecturers car parking area. Can you please have the fence fixed, increase our internal security numbers and find the dragon/s and exterminate bash dispose escort them from site.

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Parameter?
Had someone else broken through the programming?

Oh dear.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bonz Will always be respected at Spotswood for his loyal service to the OOB's cause.

There'll be a nice dish of luxury cat food waiting for him after he crawls through our Bonz flap.

You don't give someone of Mr Bonz importance any old cheap junk.

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Very thoughtful of you Irish BlueBagger but you can put the cat food away.
Bonz as our only Dragons guest allowed on site has enjoyed a Chancellors Champaign Breakfast this morning.

 

[T2B_]

You know if we really cared about the whole access thing we could've just in turn banned the OOBs from Dragon Island, but we don't because we're lazy above that

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Very thoughtful of you Irish BlueBagger but you can put the cat food away.
Bonz as our only Dragons guest allowed on site has enjoyed a Chancellors Champaign Breakfast this morning.

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Ah yes get him drunk enough so he will leak the Dragons game plan for Sunday.

 

[T2B_]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The correct terminology for this is called "Tease and denial"

If I recall from your Dungeon time Bonz , you were more into pegging and and figging



Followed by a good Turbo cuddle afterwards of course

 

[T2B_]

Ah yes get him drunk enough so he will leak the Dragons game plan for Sunday.

Game plan? Bold of you to assume we have one!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Game plan? Bold of you to assume we have one!

howdy Avo man, without a plan

 

[DragoDelph]

Ah yes get him drunk enough so he will leak the Dragons game plan for Sunday.

If the plan is just “kick it to bonz” you already have that.

Stopping it will be another story.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If I recall from your Dungeon time Bonz , you were more into pegging and and figging

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Followed by a good Turbo cuddle afterwards of course

Mrs Turbo its PG hours girl!

No pegging chat before lunch time!

 

[DragoDelph]

Mrs Turbo its PG hours girl!

No pegging chat before lunch time!

It’s good to get the washing out early in the day.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

If the plan is just “kick it to bonz” you already have that.

Stopping it will be another story.

We know what makes him tick. If any team can stop him it's us.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

If the plan is just “kick it to bonz” you already have that.

Stopping it will be another story.

I can assure you from working closely with Bonz , if this is the PLAN, its a good one!

but as Irish says - WE CAN stop him!

 

[DemurePrincess]

It’s good to get the washing out early in the day.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You know if we really cared about the whole access thing we could've just in turn banned the OOBs from Dragon Island, but we don't because we're lazy above that

you say you don't care but looking at your players this morning I beg to differ

 

[DragoDelph]

you say you don't care but looking at your players this morning I beg to differ

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That’s just the box cravings kicking in.

We know that’s why you’ve “let” him in.

Need that sweet, sweet hit.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

It’s good to get the washing out early in the day.

Washing prior to pegging is a given!

 

[DragoDelph]

Washing prior to pegging is a given!

And after too.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Now some dirty qooty talk...

DragoDelph - how's your EKA?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Washing prior to pegging is a given!

 

[DragoDelph]

Now some dirty qooty talk...

DragoDelph - how's your EKA?

That seasons magic has been MIA I’m afraid.

 

[T2B_]

That’s just the box cravings kicking in.

We know that’s why you’ve “let” him in.

Need that sweet, sweet hit.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I thought we were having a nice time and you go and do that Irish BlueBagger

WHY???

Quick! Shut the curtains!

Turn off the lights!

Get behind the couch!

When he shows up…. Duck!!!

 

[DragoDelph]

Oh man.

Was meant to be bonz. Went straight to the box.