Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Tonga Bob]

Call me when the action starts. I'm expecting a sassy feline in the next hour or two

 

[Brenton Davy]

I've always been cheap.

Step 1. Be a tight arse
Step 2. Find gullible great teammates
Step 3. Profit

Step 4. Chain those great teammates up in the dungeon

 

[Brenton Davy]

"Oh no Dins old chaps, how did that happen, I hope you're ok?"

Did it windsurfing, broke my uphaul so had to waterstart and pinged a hammy trying to use leverage. My brain refuses to listen to my body.

I’m an 18 year old trapped in a 65 year old body…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Welp, threads dead.

Brenton Davy tells us more tales about your bowling adventures.

You may regret this. I’ve been known to go on for hours about this subject.

 

[Dinsdale]

Step 4. Chain those great teammates up in the dungeon

I have a dungeon brewery

 

[Brenton Davy]

I have a dungeon brewery

Our dungeon is where the Guinness pipeline enters our clubrooms w