Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors at The Eyrie

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Morning, everyone. Marvellous day for it.

Warriors badge looking good on you, ngl

 

[Tonga Bob]

Me coming back to the qooty after captaining Tonga Bob in the qricket.

[cracks knuckles menacingly]

 

[Sandgroper007]

It does brightens things up a touch.

 

[boncer34]

You're still my favourite ginger.

I bet you say that to all rangas.

 

[Tonga Bob]

i think we’ll end up winning

 

[boncer34]

Minimum boncer posts for eligibility? 1.

The man knows a quality poster when he sees it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well, look what the cat dragged in. If it isn't the team I used attended to win a flag.

We had a cat that used to leave half-eaten birds on the doorstep. I'm imagining it's something like that.

 

[sausageroll]

We had a cat that used to leave half-eaten birds on the doorstep. I'm imagining it's something like that.

Yeah, right. As if anyone at the Hawks is going to be eaten.

Oh, wait...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yeah, right. As if anyone at the Hawks is going to be eaten.

Oh, wait...

Just don't go hanging around with tomatosauceling

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This is what, the third time in five games that we're playing the Warriors?

Someone in the fixturing committee is taking the piss.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is what, the third time in five games that we're playing the Warriors?

Someone in the fixturing committee is taking the piss.

We're playing against each other 8 more times this season.

 

[por_please_ya]

 

[eth-dog]

We're playing against each other 8 more times this season.

Sounds about right.

In my cricket season this year, we play one team three times (in 14 games), all at their home ground.

 

[sausageroll]

Just don't go hanging around with tomatosauceling

Things could get messy?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sounds about right.

In my cricket season this year, we play one team three times (in 14 games), all at their home ground.

Did ClarkeM do the fixturing?

 

[eth-dog]

Did ClarkeM do the fixturing?

Obviously he did. Bloody ClarkeM

 

[Tonga Bob]

Things could get messy?

Don't wear a white shirt.

 

[Scythe94]

Alright don't worry everyone, I'm back. Was locked in a staring contest with a spreadsheet for the past three hours

 

[pantskyle]

This is what, the third time in five games that we're playing the Warriors?

Someone in the fixturing committee is taking the piss.

See you next week.

 

[FootyGuy13]

This is what, the third time in five games that we're playing the Warriors?

Someone in the fixturing committee is taking the piss.

Why do you hate us?

 

[boncer34]

We're playing against each other 8 more times this season.

Handing you a 0-9 handicap seems unfair.

 

[boncer34]

Why do you hate us?

We dont.

Its FootyBot13 we ****ing hate

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is what, the third time in five games that we're playing the Warriors?

Someone in the fixturing committee is taking the piss.

Fixturing... committee?

 

[boncer34]

Fixturing... committee?

With so many committees wtf do you even do?