Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 1: East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors at The Eyrie

[SM]

Bloody hell people are keen to get back into it aren't they?

 

[Raveneyes]

I'll also have chips & salad, por favor.

 

[pantskyle]

Night all.

 

[SM]

Night all.

What's for dinner?

 

[boncer34]

Ah, I think the gig has changed a fair bit since the olden days. Heaps of work, none of the power (thanks to KP handing it all back to the committee, the power that is).

You really do disappoint me.

 

[boncer34]

What's for dinner?

Aldi tomahawks

 

[Scythe94]

Hey pal. I see you're a Hawk now. Did you lose a bet?

A bet would imply there was an element of free will

 

[boncer34]

Imagine losing to Trump.

It'd be like letting me win BOG in a Grand Final.

 

[Scythe94]

A bet would imply there was an element of free will

The Hawks really have upped their recruitment game though

 

[boncer34]

The Hawks really have upped their recruitment game though

Please stop doxxing me.

 

[SM]

Imagine losing to Trump.

It'd be like letting me win BOG in a Grand Final.

Is that because you rig the SIM like Trump rigged the election?

 

[boncer34]

Is that because you rig the SIM like Trump rigged the election?

how dare you.

Trump didnt rig the election.

 

[ClarkeM]

Sounds about right.

In my cricket season this year, we play one team three times (in 14 games), all at their home ground.

That’s actually ****ed. I might downgrade my career and go help them out. You got a contact?

 

[boncer34]

That’s actually ****ed. I might downgrade my career and go help them out. You got a contact?

When are we going to the dog track again?

 

[eth-dog]

That’s actually ****ed. I might downgrade my career and go help them out. You got a contact?

Yeah but I also live basically halfway between their ground and mine so it's not that bad haha.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fixturing... committee?

...You're telling me that the league doesn't have anyone in charge of fixturing? And before you ask, ClarkeM doesn't count.

Maybe the subreddit crew are right. The league really is going downhill fast.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Why do you hate us?

"Hate" is a strong word.

I tolerate you.

 

[boncer34]

...You're telling me that the league doesn't have anyone in charge of fixturing? And before you ask, ClarkeM doesn't count.

Maybe the subreddit crew are right. The league really is going downhill fast.

Omg I just signed up for reddit. Link plz

 

[Dinsdale]

Hi can I know what my thing was for, I can't PM you

Good. But I'm not airing your dirty laundry here.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

...You're telling me that the league doesn't have anyone in charge of fixturing? And before you ask, ClarkeM doesn't count.

Well, of course it does. I did the fixture this season.

 

[boncer34]

Well, of course it does. I did the fixture this season.

Explains a lot.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Well, of course it does. I did the fixture this season.

Some may not appreciate but your work didn’t go unnoticed at the Hawks - Thank you !

 

[Raveneyes]

A bet would imply there was an element of free will

Blink twice if you need help.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Blink twice if you need help.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Is that what Scythe94 was staring at for three hours today?