Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 8 - Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[T2B_]

Read it and weep, Dragos!

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How valuable are smelly bears though?

 

[tony]

He was hopeless to shower with, forever dropping the soap.

I wonder why

 

[Art Vandelay_]

We always play these drate-poke's at the Lair shithole.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Finally I am free, congrats on taking over the captaincy Art Vandelay_. I think we all know what your first move is going to be. Well Matera92 you had a good run.

I have my scraper ready to scrub the honours board clean of all illegitimate wins.
Matera92 HoF has been rescinded for bringing LVB into disrepute.

He is now a bum within the LVB community.

 

[T2B_]

We always play these drate-poke's at the Lair shithole.

It's actually a very nice ground thank you very much. Why, we even got Mobbs to remove all the torches scattered all over the ground, so you no longer get a flaming hot torch up the arse if you fall backwards.

 

[Millky95]

You better be careful Millky95, I don't think this guy can be trusted.

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Don't make friends with guacamole?

 

[Millky95]

How valuable are smelly bears though?

Even more so we can sell the bath water

 

[tony]

I have my scraper ready to scrub the honours board clean of all illegitimate wins.
Matera92 HoF has been rescinded for bringing LVB into disrepute.

He is now a bum within the LVB community.

Its sad to see how far Matera92 has fallen.

 

[T2B_]

Even more so we can sell the bath water

The sad truth in that statement reminds that we really are living in the worst timeline lol

 

[tony]

It's actually a very nice ground thank you very much. Why, we even got Mobbs to remove all the torches scattered all over the ground, so you no longer get a flaming hot torch up the arse if you fall backwards.

Damn, how am I suppose to light my farts now, it was always the highlight of my trip here.

 

[tony]

Don't make friends with guacamole?

Better to be safe and just eat it rather than be friends.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Its sad to see how far Matera92 has fallen.

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That is avatar worthy.
Let everyone see what he's become.

Should be noted I come by at night and take the 'roof' off his home while he's sleeping.

 

[tony]

The sad truth in that statement reminds that we really are living in the worst timeline lol

Muddiemoose has made a fortune this way

 

[Matera92]

I have my scraper ready to scrub the honours board clean of all illegitimate wins.
Matera92 HoF has been rescinded for bringing LVB into disrepute.

He is now a bum within the LVB community.

No matter how many times you ask I'm not coming down to your homeless persons support group to do a TED talk.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

No matter how many times you ask I'm not coming down to your homeless persons support group to do a TED talk.

If I add the times I have asked to the times I intend to ask. I get 0 times.

 

[Matera92]

Its sad to see how far Matera92 has fallen.

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Not sure how you got a leaked scene from my upcoming 24hr Charity Challenge Show "Can you Art Vandelay_ for a day?"

Spoiler alert: we raised only 82c as it turns out he's a fairly unpopular subject.

 

[Matera92]

If I add the times I have asked to the times I intend to ask. I get 0 times.

Proof we need to increase education standards for the improvished as this poor man can't count past 0.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Not sure how you got a leaked scene from my upcoming 24hr Charity Challenge Show "Can you Art Vandelay_ for a day?"

Spoiler alert: we raised only 82c as it turns out he's a fairly unpopular subject.

"raised"... I know what that's Matera code for.

The 82c may just reflect your raw sex appeal

 

[T2B_]

Better to be safe and just eat it rather than be friends.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Proof we need to increase education standards for the improvished as this poor man can't count past 0.

Matera: Something something. Rag on Art about math skills.

Also Matera: Took me 92 attempts to get my username right.

 

[Millky95]

The sad truth in that statement reminds that we really are living in the worst timeline lol

A Bear has to make a living alright? my captain keeps gambling my pay

 

[Mobbs]

It's actually a very nice ground thank you very much. Why, we even got Mobbs to remove all the torches scattered all over the ground, so you no longer get a flaming hot torch up the arse if you fall backwards.

Dragons' ground:


Bears' ground:

 

[Art Vandelay_]

It's actually a very nice ground thank you very much. Why, we even got Mobbs to remove all the torches scattered all over the ground, so you no longer get a flaming hot torch up the arse if you fall backwards.

Maybe that's why we hate it now. We enjoyed the kink appeal of falling onto a flame torch.
That our pants were already removed is a detail you need not dwell on.

 

[Strigoi]

Time to fire up the Bear Patrol!

 

[Strigoi]

Apparently Smaug would only be as rich as the 25th most rich American. Pretty silly to think your fantastical creature can't even beat a real life human despite being made up. How on earth do you think you will compete with a bear?

Expect much singed fur and don’t forget to stock up on the ointment for burns.