Media Serial Stats: S32 Top 20 Sweet FA Gatecrashers

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#19 - Tonga Bob
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One moment of madness. That's all it took for Tonga Bob to plummet from your every day run-of-the-mill match thread crasher, to one of the Top 20 worst Gatecrashers in the league. I'm not sure what lured him into that fateful Round 13 Royals vs. Wonders match thread - perhaps a MC Bad Genius list about US Presidential shoe shiners or a Mozzie19 pop quiz, but he clearly enjoyed it enough to hang around all week. Ten invasive posts in the Round 3 Bombers vs. Dragons match thread was his only other major transgression, but between those two efforts he is for the first time in his SFA career a certified Gatecrasher! Shameful!

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 13 Royals vs. Wonders (26 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: West Coast Wonders (28 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 153.9 points


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#18 - Mobbs
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As the bloke who created the concept of qooty and Sweet, I suppose some allowances should be made for Mobbs. Not with Gatecrashing though - as someone who lived through the respectful days of the earlier seasons of Sweet he should know better. Instead, Mobbs is well known to barge into non-Roy match threads regularly - either with some self-promotion for his latest Minecraft video that has some vague connection with the competing teams, or to try and flog some real estate for his Minecraft timeshare scam. For some reason the Demons are his most regular targets, and poor Hate and Pickitt have been seen on the Minecraft server recently working off some debt that Mobbs has mysteriously conned them into. This man is a bad influence on you all.

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 4 Demons vs. Royals (13 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Mount Buller Demons (31 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 185.6 points


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One moment of madness. That's all it took for Tonga Bob to plummet from your every day run-of-the-mill match thread crasher, to one of the Top 20 worst Gatecrashers in the league. I'm not sure what lured him into that fateful Round 13 Royals vs. Wonders match thread - perhaps a MC Bad Genius list about US Presidential shoe shiners or a Mozzie19 pop quiz, but he clearly enjoyed it enough to hang around all week. Ten invasive posts in the Round 3 Bombers vs. Dragons match thread was his only other major transgression, but between those two efforts he is for the first time in his SFA career a certified Gatecrasher! Shameful!

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 13 Royals vs. Wonders (26 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: West Coast Wonders (28 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 153.9 points


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Ah, 'tis the season to be beezin' hey?

For somebody that prides himself on doing his research, this my friend is some clickbait buffoonery. So...

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1) If you're not sure what drew me to the round 13 Royals vs Wonders match thread, I could suggest taking a look at the OP. It was freaking awesome, if I do say so myself. Loonerty was a huge fan from memory. Take a look...


It had McInnes-worthy pictures and everything, like this masterpiece:

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Mozzie19 survived, everyone else died sorry not sorry.

If creating match thread OP's is shameful then maybe combining all of the match threads into one is the way of the future, idk.

2) The other thread you mentioned was just me complementing Metalcrusher on running a group therapy session for your sore-anoosed compatriots. Again, please allow me to provide an image:

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3) What the heck is that picture? It looks like old mate is just carrying my head.

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You should outsource your graphics lad. I hear The Notorious DAV may have Photoshop, chuck him a pineapple and he may help you out.




Overall: 2.25/5 - appreciate the concept and the continuity behind the concept, and the nerd in me liked the fact that you used numbers, however the background research & artistic execution was lacking.
 
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Ah, 'tis the season to be beezin' hey?

For somebody that prides himself on doing his research, this my friend is some clickbait buffoonery. So...

1) If you're not sure what drew me to the round 13 Royals vs Wonders match thread, I could suggest taking a look at the OP. It was freaking awesome, if I do say so myself. Loonerty was a huge fan from memory. Take a look...


It had McInnes-worthy pictures and everything, like this masterpiece:

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Mozzie19 survived, everyone else died sorry not sorry.

If creating match thread OP's is shameful then maybe combining all of the match threads into one is the way of the future, idk.

2) The other thread you mentioned was just me complementing Metalcrusher on running a group therapy session for your sore-anoosed compatriots. Again, please allow me to provide an image:

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3) What the heck is that picture? It looks like old mate is just carrying my head.

You should outsource your graphics lad. I hear The Notorious DAV may have Photoshop, chuck him a pineapple and he may help you out.




Overall: 2.25/5 - appreciate the concept and the continuity behind the concept, and the nerd in me liked the fact that you used numbers, however the background research & artistic execution was lacking.
WTF? All we got was FootyGuy13 and a Rebecca Black video. Robbed!!
 

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#17 - AceAndy
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For those that are unaware - AceAndy retired from the Sweet FA back in Season 30. It is currently Season 32, and he is still appearing in the Top 20 Gatecrashers list. Nearly every round this season Ace popped his head back into the league to remind us all that he exists. Oddly enough his former team the Dragons were only his second favourite team to crash (37 posts); instead it were the Bears who are skippered by his good mate MWPP that were on the receiving end of the bulk of his crashing. AceAndy is known for demanding that the Gatecrashing list not be published each season, and we now know why: AceAndy has been EXPOSED! Will Ace make a return to the league in Season 33? Or will he continue to lurk in the shadows and cause mischief?

Biggest Gatecrash in S32: Round 12 Bears vs. Bombers (19 posts)
Favourite Team to Gatecrash: Las Vegas Bears (43 posts)
Gatecrasher Score: 210.0 points


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It’s like rain on your wedding day.
Right down to the picture-perfect photos amongst the clouds
What are your odds for being back to your gatecrashing best in S33?
(I’ll be back to my tagging too ;) )
 

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