State of Origin Series XIX Round 2 - Vic Metro vs Vic Country at MCG

[Ligma]

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Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 2 v Vic Country

B: James Colorado / spudmaster / JackNah_8
HB: NaturalDisaster / Senor M / beez
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / myblueroan
HF: cooney / Gralin / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / kickthething
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: VainGlorious / Ligma

CHANGES:
myblueroan FP -> Wing
kickthething Wing -> FP
beez HFF -> HBF
cooney HBF -> HFF
Gralin CHB -> CHF
Senor M CHF -> CHB
NaturalDisaster FB -> HBF
spudmaster BP -> FB
JackNah_8 HBF -> BP
DemonJim INT -> OUT
Firestarter INT -> OUT
VainGlorious OUT -> INT
Ligma OUT - INT
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No wonder we lost last game cause I wasn’t playing

 

[Pamcake1]

So when do the country folk start communicating? The wind is playing havoc with their smoke signals. I have no idea what language they’re using. We may need to book in an interpreter

So very naive of you city sheep.
The metascape in Foulville shows the reason for crowds is to provide cover for ignorrence.

 

[Pamcake1]

See.....foraging!

The Pantry:


The BBQ:

 

[Jabba73]

I've never ordered a flat white in my life

Of course not, that’s what your slaves staff are for.

 

[Pamcake1]

Ok then

 

[Pamcake1]

Good Morning.

 

[FootyGuy13]

So when do the country folk start communicating? The wind is playing havoc with their smoke signals. I have no idea what language they’re using. We may need to book in an interpreter

I like how this means that you can read smoke signals. Must be from living in that smog 24/7.

 

[Bovo]

I like how this means that you can read smoke signals. Must be from living in that smog 24/7.

We had to learn foreign languages and get vaccinated for a school excursion to the country. After hearing about what it was like living in country Victoria, I did a school project to try and raise awareness. I hope your people finally have the assistance you need. I like to think I in some way contributed to your better way of living.

 

[Gralin]

Of course not, that’s what your slaves staff are for.

If by staff the mean me then yeah

 

[Jabba73]

I like to think I in some way contributed to your better way of living.

You sure do.

By living in close proximity, including beside, under and over each other, you leave plenty of space for the rest of us.

 

[Bovo]

You sure do.

By living in close proximity, including beside, under and over each other, you leave plenty of space for the rest of us.

I’ve always been interested in your progression. I still remember the elation when you guys discovered the wheel back in the 80’s and look at you now!

 

[cooney]

Wooo fire up, gonna bounce back with a win here over these country folk, hopefully kick a few snags!

 

[Robertio]

One of my 250 favourite song of theirs.

 

[cats2rise]

I’ve always been interested in your progression. I still remember the elation when you guys discovered the wheel back in the 80’s and look at you now!

Hey how's all that food that we produce for you? You'd starve without us.

Now pipe down or all we'll be growing for you is CELERY.

Don't make this turn nasty.

 

[Gralin]

Wooo fire up, gonna bounce back with a win here over these country folk, hopefully kick a few snags!

I'll crash packs and you can crumb the ball and kick the goals

 

[Bovo]

Hey how's all that food that we produce for you? You'd starve without us.

Now pipe down or all we'll be growing for you is CELERY.

Don't make this turn nasty.

You go too far. I’m close to mashing

 

[FootyGuy13]

You go too far. I’m close to mashing

Careful, spudmaster is your teammate now.

 

[Jabba73]

I’ve always been interested in your progression. I still remember the elation when you guys discovered the wheel back in the 80’s and look at you now!

It’s been wheelie helpful with feeding all you useless city slickers.

Growing some herbs in a pot is not feeding yourselves, despite your desperation to claim self-sustainability.

 

[Jabba73]

Wooo fire up, gonna bounce back with a win here over these country folk, hopefully kick a few snags!

Can you please yell Woooooo every time myblueroan goes near the ball, might slow her down enough for us to catch her.

 

[beez]

As someone who drinks coffee about 5 times a year, I only order a flat white.

I'm on my fourth for the day.

 

[Bovo]

It’s been wheelie helpful with feeding all you useless city slickers.

Growing some herbs in a pot is not feeding yourselves, despite your desperation to claim self-sustainability.

We thank you. You’ll be delighted to know that AI is not actually just an Avocado Ingredient.

 

[Robertio]

I'm on my fourth for the day.

I don't speak until i have a couple.

 

[myblueroan]

Can you please yell Woooooo every time myblueroan goes near the ball, might slow her down enough for us to catch her.

You know me too well Jab!

 

[Bovo]

Also just a bit of a plug for Bovball while I’m here! Get on it!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Wooo fire up, gonna bounce back with a win here over these country folk, hopefully kick a few snags!