State of Origin Series XIX Round 2 - Vic Metro vs Vic Country at MCG

[James Colorado]

This makes no sense to a filly.

Hot and bothered, then?

Idk I'm lost, as a Sweet FA player I don't generally interact with women.

 

[myblueroan]

Hot and bothered, then?

Idk I'm lost, as a Sweet FA player I don't generally interact with women.

It's ok. Calm down. I'm just a sweet l'il blue horsie.

 

[Pamcake1]

It's ok. Calm down. I'm just a sweet l'il blue horsie.

What do you do in the city all day?

 

[myblueroan]

What do you do in the city all day?

I gallop here
I canter there
I trot along
Til winter's gone

 

[Pamcake1]

I gallop here
I canter there
I trot along
Til winter's gone

You must wear out a fair amount of shoes on those hard roads.
Do they get your food at the supermarket too?

 

[myblueroan]

You must wear out a fair amount of shoes on those hard roads.
Do they get your food at the supermarket too?

Neigh!
Foraging for me!

 

[Pamcake1]

Neigh!
Foraging for me!

Oh ok I've heard about that. City people call it dumster diving.

 

[Ocha905]

Need to give it some thought, but these guys are making significant waves. A Melbourne band paying homage to the NWOBHM genre:



Very friendly people, too.

Aardvark is excellent!

 

[cats2rise]

Hello C2R, how are you my good friend?

I am very happy now I am surrounded by like minded country folk who are gonna give a little whoop-ass to these latte sipping metro floggaroonies.

And you?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

It's ok. Calm down. I'm just a sweet l'il blue horsie.

That can kick qoals off all four hoofs

 

[Gralin]

Neigh!
Foraging for me!

So that's what happened to my roses!

I am very happy now I am surrounded by like minded country folk who are gonna give a little whoop-ass to these latte sipping metro floggaroonies.

And you?

Bracing while sipping my latte

 

[myblueroan]

So that's what happened to my roses!

Bracing while sipping my latte

Latte ha! Only villag...ummm quaint country folk say that.
Magic, flat white or go home.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Neigh!
Foraging for me!

You say that like you're not a city horse that eats like this:

 

[Gralin]

Latte ha! Only villag...ummm quaint country folk say that.
Magic, flat white or go home.

I've never ordered a flat white in my life

 

[James Colorado]

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Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 2 v Vic Country

B: James Colorado / spudmaster / JackNah_8
HB: NaturalDisaster / Senor M / beez
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / myblueroan
HF: cooney / Gralin / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / kickthething
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: VainGlorious / Ligma

CHANGES:
myblueroan FP -> Wing
kickthething Wing -> FP
beez HFF -> HBF
cooney HBF -> HFF
Gralin CHB -> CHF
Senor M CHF -> CHB
NaturalDisaster FB -> HBF
spudmaster BP -> FB
JackNah_8 HBF -> BP
DemonJim INT -> OUT
Firestarter INT -> OUT
VainGlorious OUT -> INT
Ligma OUT - INT
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[Ocha905]

I've never ordered a flat white in my life

As someone who drinks coffee about 5 times a year, I only order a flat white.

 

[Gralin]

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Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 2 v Vic Country

B: James Colorado / spudmaster / JackNah_8
HB: NaturalDisaster / Senor M / beez
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / myblueroan
HF: cooney / Gralin / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / kickthething
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: VainGlorious / Ligma

CHANGES:
myblueroan FP -> Wing
kickthething Wing -> FP
beez HFF -> HBF
cooney HBF -> HFF
Gralin CHB -> CHF
Senor M CHF -> CHB
NaturalDisaster FB -> HBF
spudmaster BP -> FB
JackNah_8 HBF -> BP
DemonJim INT -> OUT
Firestarter INT -> OUT
VainGlorious OUT -> INT
Ligma OUT - INT
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[Ocha905]

The following post is spoiler tagged as it comes with a severe risk of causing immediate orgasm. Please take care should you be viewing this thread at work, on public transport, in a hospital, fast food restaurant, or indeed any public setting that does not involve low lighting and bass heavy music. An extra level of caution is urged for those of you who are unhappily married and wish it to stay that way.

If you wish to ignore the previous warnings and proceed, then please make sure you have access to a full tissue box and the appropriate facilities to clean yourself up afterwards.

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Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 2 v Vic Country

B: James Colorado / spudmaster / JackNah_8
HB: NaturalDisaster / Senor M / beez
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / myblueroan
HF: cooney / Gralin / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / kickthething
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: VainGlorious / Ligma

CHANGES:
myblueroan FP -> Wing
kickthething Wing -> FP
beez HFF -> HBF
cooney HBF -> HFF
Gralin CHF -> CHB
Senor M CHF -> CHB
NaturalDisaster FB -> HBF
spudmaster BP -> FB
JackNah_8 HBF -> BP
DemonJim INT -> OUT
Firestarter INT -> OUT
VainGlorious OUT -> INT
Ligma OUT - INT
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Thought it was going to be more music recs... Haven't been this disappointed since Ozzy got blindsided in Survivor Micronesia.

 

[Bovo]

So when do the country folk start communicating? The wind is playing havoc with their smoke signals. I have no idea what language they’re using. We may need to book in an interpreter

 

[cats2rise]

So when do the country folk start communicating? The wind is playing havoc with their smoke signals. I have no idea what language they’re using. We may need to book in an interpreter

We're speaking TRUE BLUE AUSSIE MATE

 

[myblueroan]

You say that like you're not a city horse that eats like this:

See.....foraging!

 

[okeydoke7]

Btw Counts we need a mascot. What should it be?

I'm sure our denser (by living space obviously!) state rivals would have some constructive suggestions.

The following post is spoiler tagged as it comes with a severe risk of causing immediate orgasm. Please take care should you be viewing this thread at work, on public transport, in a hospital, fast food restaurant, or indeed any public setting that does not involve low lighting and bass heavy music. An extra level of caution is urged for those of you who are unhappily married and wish it to stay that way.

If you wish to ignore the previous warnings and proceed, then please make sure you have access to a full tissue box and the appropriate facilities to clean yourself up afterwards.

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View attachment 2036380

Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 2 v Vic Country

B: James Colorado / spudmaster / JackNah_8
HB: NaturalDisaster / Senor M / beez
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / myblueroan
HF: cooney / Gralin / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / kickthething
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: VainGlorious / Ligma

CHANGES:
myblueroan FP -> Wing
kickthething Wing -> FP
beez HFF -> HBF
cooney HBF -> HFF
Gralin CHB -> CHF
Senor M CHF -> CHB
NaturalDisaster FB -> HBF
spudmaster BP -> FB
JackNah_8 HBF -> BP
DemonJim INT -> OUT
Firestarter INT -> OUT
VainGlorious OUT -> INT
Ligma OUT - INT
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I’m glad I didn’t heed your warning

 

[myblueroan]

Could be worse, could have the same colours as Carlton, mostly navy blue. That makes a grown man cry

What was that?

 

[myblueroan]

Bumpkins making their way to the g

 

[myblueroan]

Lezzzzzzzz go Country!

Ok then