State of Origin Series XIX - Round 4 - Victoria Metro vs South Australia @ MCG

[Pugsley]

We beat the bumpkins last game. Why do we have to back it up with hipster bumpkins so soon? Snorefest.

Would you like a craft beer?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Is there any marriage more annoying than that of Pugsley and the sound of his own voice?

 

[Pugsley]

Hello South Australia.

Well done on recently acquiring the internet. The world is now your oyster.

This dial up connection always cuts out when someone rings the home phone.

 

[Pugsley]

Is there any marriage more annoying than that of Pugsley and the sound of his own voice?

 

[philreich]

Now that I'm getting an insight into his contributions in team meetings, all I'm hearing from him is "kick it to me, kick to me!"

In our team PM, he's always talking about himself, and when he's finished, he often says, "Well I've talked enough about me - who else would like to say something about me?"

 

[philreich]

Philip as a married man you know you are always wrong.
As a previously married man who is now with a beautiful woman, I have learned to say I agree to everything.
You just agree to the terms and conditions.

I apologise in advance these days - saves time.

 

[Pugsley]

I apologise in advance these days - saves time.

You and me both.

 

[James Colorado]

We need to smack Bovo around.

I think both teams have that on their whiteboard.

 

[philreich]

I think both teams have that on their whiteboard.

He's the type that people like to smack around. My spies are telling me that he was recently the guest speaker at a function, but unfortunately nobody recognised him standing up.

 

[James Colorado]

In our team PM, he's always talking about himself, and when he's finished, he often says, "Well I've talked enough about me - who else would like to say something about me?"

I was watching the Warwick Capper episode on Open Mike once (pretty sure that's who okeydoke7 actually bases his persona on) and he had the most brilliant line, "you should come over and watch my highlights, we'll make a weekend of it!"

 

[sausageroll]

No were were pretty clearly in front in the other due to our relentless midfield

please do try to keep up sausage

also please do try to miss some shots at goal during the game, your efficiency so far this carnival is disgusting

So your midfield wasn't relentless in the other game then

 

[Gralin]

So your midfield wasn't relentless in the other game then

no it was, its just that time was more relentless

 

[sausageroll]

no it was, its just that time was more relentless

I'm convinced. I look forward to your relentless midfield leading your team to another loss then

 

[Gralin]

I'm convinced. I look forward to your relentless midfield leading your team to another loss then

If you think the result is going to be a win for South Australia I have some bad news for you.

I've consulted the tea leaves and they all said the same thing

I'm not sure what it was exactly but they were all quite bitter about it

 

[Brenton Davy]

Now that I'm getting an insight into his contributions in team meetings, all I'm hearing from him is "kick it to me, kick to me!"

I’m surprised that okeydoke7 hasn’t spent the entire time launching into insomnia curing monologues about his cv. Yes “cv” Is in small letters for a reason…

 

[sausageroll]

If you think the result is going to be a win for South Australia I have some bad news for you.

I've consulted the tea leaves and they all said the same thing

I'm not sure what it was exactly but they were all quite bitter about it

I would be bitter too if I was trying to predict a win with your midfield

 

[Brenton Davy]

I think both teams have that on their whiteboard.

Put Bovo at FB and I’ll be only too happy to oblige

 

[Gralin]

I would be bitter too if I was trying to predict a win with your midfield

Oh I'm not bitter sausage the tea leaves are.

I can see how you might have gotten confused though, it's a level of nuance that I wouldn't expect someone who eats crows to possess

Still as a savory meat pastry you're definitely on the top 1% for cognitive abilities so don't lose heart.

Speaking of food, I'm looking forward to see what changes James Colorado has cooked up for this week.

 

[philreich]

I'm convinced. I look forward to your relentless midfield leading your team to another loss then

Their relentless midfield is like Joe Biden's relentless debating style......

 

[Pugsley]

If you think the result is going to be a win for South Australia I have some bad news for you.

I've consulted the tea leaves and they all said the same thing

I'm not sure what it was exactly but they were all quite bitter about it

Eucalyptus leaves are never good.

 

[Gralin]

Eucalyptus leaves are never good.

that's why I used tea leaves Pugsley but you are quite correct

Their relentless midfield is like Joe Biden's relentless debating style......

 

[James Colorado]

If you think the result is going to be a win for South Australia I have some bad news for you.

I've consulted the tea leaves and they all said the same thing

I'm not sure what it was exactly but they were all quite bitter about it

Gralin, no matter the qooty result, no one will be able to say in any meaningful sense that SA has "won".

 

[Pugsley]

that's why I used tea leaves Pugsley but you are quite correct

I'm always right. My own arrogance offends me.

 

[Pugsley]

Gralin, no matter the qooty result, no one will be able to say in any meaningful sense that SA has "won".

We do have frog cakes so it's a small win

 

[James Colorado]

We do have frog cakes so it's a small win

I JUST LOOKED THEM UP AND NOW WANT ONE!!!!