State of Origin Series XIX - Round 4 - Victoria Metro vs South Australia @ MCG

[Brenton Davy]

Gralin, no matter the qooty result, no one will be able to say in any meaningful sense that SA has "won".

Dan Andrews alt confirmed

 

[James Colorado]

Dan Andrews alt confirmed

Just briefing my high priced silk to fight disclosure of phone records...I have nothing to hide...

 

[myblueroan]

We beat the bumpkins last game. Why do we have to back it up with hipster bumpkins so soon? Snorefest.

Hello South Australia.

Well done on recently acquiring the internet. The world is now your oyster.

If you think the result is going to be a win for South Australia I have some bad news for you.

I've consulted the tea leaves and they all said the same thing

I'm not sure what it was exactly but they were all quite bitter about it

OI! You been looking at Phil's digest manuscripts?

 

[Gralin]

Dan Andrews alt confirmed

 

[philreich]

I was watching the Warwick Capper episode on Open Mike once (pretty sure that's who okeydoke7 actually bases his persona on) and he had the most brilliant line, "you should come over and watch my highlights, we'll make a weekend of it!"

Okey's pre match Olivia Newton-John impression is a bit much - he gazes into the mirror and sings:

I love me
I honestly love me.......

 

[Brenton Davy]

Okey's pre match Olivia Newton-John impression is a bit much - he gazes into the mirror and sings:

I love me
I honestly love me.......

Naked while mas…

Nup, can’t unsee that now…

 

[philreich]

I'm always right. My own arrogance offends me.

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

 

[Gralin]

Naked while mas…

Nup, can’t unsee that now…

 

[Pugsley]

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It doesn't go there.

 

[philreich]

 

[philreich]

 

[philreich]

 

[Pugsley]

 

[sausageroll]

Oh I'm not bitter sausage the tea leaves are.

I can see how you might have gotten confused though, it's a level of nuance that I wouldn't expect someone who eats crows to possess

Still as a savory meat pastry you're definitely on the top 1% for cognitive abilities so don't lose heart.

Speaking of food, I'm looking forward to see what changes James Colorado has cooked up for this week.

I'm not the one who's confused. I was talking about the tea leaves. That's where the prediction was coming from

 

[Gralin]

I'm not the one who's confused. I was talking about the tea leaves. That's where the prediction was coming from

Ah I see

you think the tea leaves were bitter about predicting a Vic Metro win

It's quite likely, they were sourced from a Barnacle Bill's in South Australia

 

[sausageroll]

Ah I see

you think the tea leaves were bitter about predicting a Vic Metro win

It's quite likely, they were sourced from a Barnacle Bill's in South Australia

Can Victoria afford to source tea leaves from interstate?

I'm expecting you guys to say you can't afford to host us in this game anytime now. Hopefully another state will step up and save the fixture. Or maybe we can play in Glasgow?

 

[Gralin]

Can Victoria afford to source tea leaves from interstate?

I'm expecting you guys to say you can't afford to host us in this game anytime now. Hopefully another state will step up and save the fixture. Or maybe we can play in Glasgow?

Look, I don't ask questions about how tea leaves end up in my cup, or why they tell me things like who is going to win a simulated game of fantasy football on an anonymous online text based football forum called bigfooty.com

But if there is one thing I know about Victorian Politics is that they will scrap healthcare and education funding, make people homeless, whatever it takes really, to host a football adjacent event.

So I'm pretty confident we'll get to play at the G on Wednesday night

 

[Brenton Davy]

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It could come to that…

 

[James Colorado]

Naked while mas…

Nup, can’t unsee that now…

Pray I don't name him FB so you have to shake hands.

 

[philreich]

Can Victoria afford to source tea leaves from interstate?

I'm expecting you guys to say you can't afford to host us in this game anytime now. Hopefully another state will step up and save the fixture. Or maybe we can play in Glasgow?

Fine by me, as long as we can get back to Adelaide Oval by Sunday, so we can smash the Allies.

 

[Bovo]

We need to smack Bovo around.

Do it twice just to make sure

 

[Bovo]

Hello fellow South Aussies. Yes it’s true I’m a Victorian Port Magpies Crows supporter. In my spare time I like cooking up roadkill and using a permanent marker to graffiti the ocean. I don’t talk to dead people because you can’t shut the bloody stiff’s up!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SA's "banter" seems to mainly comprise of boomer Facebook memes.

Times like these make me wish big_icky had been able to avoid detection for another month. At least the we'd have someone halfway intelligent to talk to.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Pray I don't name him FB so you have to shake hands.

Never done it before but I might have to invest in a pair of gloves…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Do it twice just to make sure

Pick me! Pick me!!