State of Origin Series XVIII Round 5: Vic Country vs Vic Metro at Crowlands Recreational Reserve

[Tonga Bob]

Anyhoo, shots fired in Danistan today. If I was a Count I'd be livid.

State of Origin - BNN Exclusive - Counts Lose Qommonwealth Games

Good morning Sweet, I'm BNN's Tonga Bob. In a sensational U-turn the likes of which have not been seen since the reinstatement of Bear luminary JoshWoodenSpoon to the SFA, the Vic Metro Government have today announced that Vic Country will no longer host the 2026 Qommonwealth Games in what...

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[The Filth Wizard]

Welcome

The Filth Wizard stealing all the good ones

Hey, I brought you in didn't I?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey, I brought you in didn't I?

Did you steal her though?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wait...no irony about it?!?!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Did you steal her though?

Actually she got stolen from me.

 

[Ocha905]

So long as it doesn't get held up with a herd of cows wandering onto the tracks.

I've seen plenty on a Vline train but I've yet to tick off animal delay. Well unless you count an aggrieved dude running up and down the carriage screaming that there's a tiger on board. Way more interesting than Metro trains. Advantage again Counts.

 

[Ligma]

Hey, I brought you in didn't I?

Yes, I rejected stinky Pickitt for you

You are extremely good at picking out talent

 

[Ligma]

I've seen plenty on a Vline train but I've yet to tick off animal delay. Well unless you count an aggrieved dude running up and down the carriage screaming that there's a tiger on board. Way more interesting than Metro trains. Advantage again Counts.

That’s a pretty normal day on metro trains tho

 

[James Colorado]

I've seen plenty on a Vline train but I've yet to tick off animal delay. Well unless you count an aggrieved dude running up and down the carriage screaming that there's a tiger on board. Way more interesting than Metro trains. Advantage again Counts.

Idk man, I get on at Ferntree Gully, go through Ringwood, and then get off at Box Hill for work (other way around on the way home, obvs). I've seen things man, I've seen things.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Idk man, I get on at Ferntree Gully, go through Ringwood, and then get off at Box Hill for work (other way around on the way home, obvs). I've seen things man, I've seen things.

Ever gotten drunk, caught the last train home, fallen asleep and ended up in Frangastan?

 

[Ocha905]

That’s a pretty normal day on metro trains tho

Actually, now you mention it, I've had plenty of bemusing and/or unsettling moments on Metro too. Hopefully your travels have been in the bemusing lane.

 

[Ligma]

Actually, now you mention it, I've had plenty of bemusing and/or unsettling moments on Metro too. Hopefully your travels have been in the bemusing lane.

I’m so thankful that mernda line provides me with entertainment every time I hop on

 

[James Colorado]

Ever gotten drunk, caught the last train home, fallen asleep and ended up in Frangastan?

Avoided that one thankfully, no matter how many times I've got on drunk.

The only times I've been to Franga were sober, and definitely not stopping at red lights or stop signs; in that part of the world they're traps. The less said about the Furies end of season trip there, the better. Turns out $20 actually goes a long way there, but we spent most of it all on candy from a 7-11.

 

[Ligma]

When I catch a train home past 5pm there is always that one guy who begs for money

 

[Blaze Storm]

Hi Vic Campaignerry

 

[Ocha905]

Ever gotten drunk, caught the last train home, fallen asleep and ended up in Frangastan?

Broke uni mate did that but on the Cranbourne line back when trains didn't run 24/7. I think he had something on the next morning and barely made it iirc. When I lived on the Frankston line it was surprisingly rather tame.

Idk man, I get on at Ferntree Gully, go through Ringwood, and then get off at Box Hill for work (other way around on the way home, obvs). I've seen things man, I've seen things.

My morbid curiosity has got the best of me!

 

[Robertio]

When I catch a train home past 5pm there is always that one guy who begs for money

And you haven't given me any yet.

 

[Mobbs]

Hey Counts,

When did you get the internet?

We don't have the internets.

We're STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Tonga Bob]

When I lived on the Frankston line it was surprisingly rather tame.

Kananook station smells of piss.

 

[Ligma]

And you haven't given me any yet.

So you’re telling be Robertio672 isn’t you? When you asked me to transfer you $500?

 

[Robertio]

So you’re telling be Robertio672 isn’t you? When you asked me to transfer you $500?

Nah that's me Ligs, how about $600 so i can get sauce on my pie?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Nothing of note ever happens on the Hurstbridge line.

 

[Ligma]

METRO MAGIC
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[Pickitt]

Pickitt are you catching the vline to the game?

I have to

 

[Pickitt]

Yes, I rejected stinky Pickitt for you

You are extremely good at picking out talent

WHAT

metro suck anyway