Resource SFA Information & Sign Up Thread

[BigJoeD_]

Jatz, it's me pantskyle. Join the Las Vegas Bears, I'm the captain.

Otherwise known as Owen... Owen Six

 

[croweater 41]

Name Jatz.
Preferred position 1 Rover
Preferred position 2 Half Forward
Preferred position 3 Half Back
Number 3 (26 if 3 isn't available)
Height 190cm
Weight 85kg
Preferred Team Dragons FFC
How did you hear about the SFA? Someones signature

If The Filth Wizard and Danoz start to treat you badly (which they will I know those 2) please consider your future at The West Coast Wonders. We play in a wonder of the world every 2nd week and our women are easy and our drinks are cheaper.

 

[pantskyle]

Otherwise known as Owen... Owen Six

 

[akkaps]

Two new signing. One being a Carlton supporter.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If The Filth Wizard and Danoz start to treat you badly (which they will I know those 2) please consider your future at The West Coast Wonders. We play in a wonder of the world every 2nd week and our women are easy and our drinks are cheaper.

Your captain couldn't even handle hanging out with your rabble.

Hands off.

 

[croweater 41]

Your captain couldn't even handle hanging out with your rabble.

Hands off.

Yet who was the one that wanted this rabble so desperately in the off season?

Check Mate. Come to the Wonders Jatz

 

[pantskyle]

Jatz you have 24hrs to decide, keep in mind we are brethren from the Football board.

The Las Vegas Bears are the hottest ticket in town, we sit dead last of the ladder with zero wins and six losses. Basically the only way is up.

How about that for honesty?

 

[Danoz]

Yet who was the one that wanted this rabble so desperately in the off season?

Check Mate. Come to the Wonders Jatz

You aren't part of the rabble Crowie. Your standards may be low, but at least you have some.

 

[Jatz]

Jatz you have 24hrs to decide, keep in mind we are brethren from the Football board.

The Las Vegas Bears are the hottest ticket in town, we sit dead last of the ladder with zero wins and six losses. Basically the only way is up.

How about that for honesty?

That is honest. Brutally some might say. It does reflect Carlton pretty well.

I was headhunted for a specific team though...

 

[invinciBlues]

Name Jatz.
Preferred position 1 Rover
Preferred position 2 Half Forward
Preferred position 3 Half Back
Number 3 (26 if 3 isn't available)
Height 190cm
Weight 85kg
Preferred Team Dragons FFC
How did you hear about the SFA? Someones signature

Eww. You didnt come here via a Dragon's signature did you? You'll have to be booked in for delousing now.

 

[pantskyle]

That is honest. Brutally some might say. It does reflect Carlton pretty well.

I was headhunted for a specific team though...

My brother head hunts everyone. So don't think he chose you specially, it was the fact I made you both kiss that did it.

Being headhunted means nothing, we have a 24hr rule where new players can take a look around and include being the centre of attention for a while.

Go with where you think you'll enjoy it more, my pitch is solid.


FYI my brother beats up babies and the homeless.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My brother head hunts everyone. So don't think he chose you specially, it was the fact I made you both kiss that did it.

Being headhunted means nothing, we have a 24hr rule where new players can take a look around and include being the centre of attention for a while.

Go with where you think you'll enjoy it more, my pitch is solid.


FYI my brother beats up babies and the homeless.

Actually, Jatz came to me.

He's made of Dragons stuff.

Now leave me alone for a while. I just found a homeless baby.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The Roys are fun.

 

[Jatz]

Let's put this on the record:

I will be joining the Dragons.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Let's put this on the record:

I will be joining the Dragons.

Fine, be that way.

See you in the match thread.

 

[Klim]

Fine, be that way.

See you in the match thread.

Get ready to cover your Jatz Crackers.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

In fairness, the main reason I've (will) signed Jatz is since we sent those chips to the Royals last season we've had a severe shortage of highly rated young snack foods on Dragon Island.

This is not linked to any rumour whatsoever that we are moving for PVF.

This guy will be a gun and he was under the nose of some very prominent players, in particular one that is the Las Vegas Bears cooler.

 

[Marlowe]

The Roys are fun.

The Royals are fun. Everybody join the Royals. Everybody join the Royals NOW!

 

[pantskyle]

Let's put this on the record:

I will be joining the Dragons.

Dickhead.

 

[Danoz]

The Roys are fun.

You like Roys, Hans?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Royals are fun. Everybody join the Royals. Everybody join the Royals NOW!

Yeah, like the guy in the $5000 suit was gonna join the Royals.

 

[Marlowe]

Yeah, like the guy in the $5000 suit was gonna join the Royals.

(hello darkness, my old friend)

 

[The Filth Wizard]

(hello darkness, my old friend)

Same.

 

[SM]

Let's put this on the record:

I will be joining the Dragons.

Oh dear.

 

[Lileasy]

Heard the Bandits need a hand?