Lifestyle SFAEW Season 34: The Offseason Listicles - The SweetaMania Matches That Never Were

[The Filth Wizard]

Actual footage of serial_thrilla's entire Royal Rumble this weekend.

santineal_marilla as I live and breathe.

 

[serial_thrilla]

santineal_marilla as I live and breathe.

That's santineala_marilla to you!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



30 Wrestlers.

30 Chances.

One Winner.



It's nearly time for the SFAEW Royal Rumble!



Let's see what's on the card:







As a reward for helping out with my La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo shenanigans, JT_the_Man gets a shot at Tonga Bob's Intercity Championship!






Hatchy1992 and AceAndy clash with sausageroll and SarahSmiles to determine who the least bad tag team in SFAEW really is!






KohPhi cashes in his ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase for showdown with SFAEW World Champion Bonz!




And in your main event:






It's a 30 Wrestler Royal Rumble!

The 30 best and brightest of SFAEW try to throw each other over the top rope for a guaranteed SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match at SweetaMania IV!


The field is filled with the likes of:

Dragons FFC's serial_thrilla, Braklet and DragoDelph;

The Filth Wizard and pantskyle: The Brothers of Distortion;

Gumbies FFC's ever hapless DenieD;

Trios Champions Senor M, por_please_ya and Chipmunk, the Nou Camp Combat Club;

The Bash Bros, The Half Back and TheInjuryFactory;

Tigerturbulance, The Jesus and BRAB, representing the Ophidian Old Boys;

Infamous Bombers hard man VeinGlorious;

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo stalwarts PhenomenalV1, thewizardmelon, Elton Johns Wig and JoshWoodenSpoon;

Professional clown Kennedy Parker;

Musical Cheese, damicky and HARPSichord, reigning World Tag Team Champions;


and many more!


Can Halfy and Thrilla survive each other and win?

Can Kennedy Parker eliminate PhenomenalV1 and get himself a shot at screening SFAEW's booking?

Can the Nou Camp Combat Club work on the same page?

Will damicky continue his road to becoming a Triple Crown champion?

Can I stop asking all these rhetorical questions?


All this and more will be answered this Sunday!​

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hey AceAndy surely we're not the worst sfa tag team!

 

[serial_thrilla]

What am I going to do to entertain the crowd for the period of time between eliminating Halfy and the third entrant getting into the ring?

 

[DenieD]

This Sunday!



30 Wrestlers.

30 Chances.

One Winner.



It's nearly time for the SFAEW Royal Rumble!



Let's see what's on the card:





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As a reward for helping out with my La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo shenanigans, JT_the_Man gets a shot at Tonga Bob's Intercity Championship!




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Hatchy1992 and AceAndy clash with sausageroll and SarahSmiles to determine who the least bad tag team in SFAEW really is!




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KohPhi cashes in his ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase for showdown with SFAEW World Champion Bonz!




And in your main event:




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It's a 30 Wrestler Royal Rumble!

The 30 best and brightest of SFAEW try to throw each other over the top rope for a guaranteed SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match at SweetaMania IV!


The field is filled with the likes of:

Dragons FFC's serial_thrilla, Braklet and DragoDelph;

The Filth Wizard and pantskyle: The Brothers of Distortion;

Gumbies FFC's ever hapless DenieD;

Trios Champions Senor M, por_please_ya and Chipmunk, the Nou Camp Combat Club;

The Bash Bros, The Half Back and TheInjuryFactory;

Tigerturbulance, The Jesus and BRAB, representing the Ophidian Old Boys;

Infamous Bombers hard man VeinGlorious;

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo stalwarts PhenomenalV1, thewizardmelon, Elton Johns Wig and JoshWoodenSpoon;

Professional clown Kennedy Parker;

Musical Cheese, damicky and HARPSichord, reigning World Tag Team Champions;


and many more!


Can Halfy and Thrilla survive each other and win?

Can Kennedy Parker eliminate PhenomenalV1 and get himself a shot at screening SFAEW's booking?

Can the Nou Camp Combat Club work on the same page?

Will damicky continue his road to becoming a Triple Crown champion?

Can I stop asking all these rhetorical questions?


All this and more will be answered this Sunday!​

29 v 1 ey? I like those odds

 

[Braklet]

What am I going to do to entertain the crowd for the period of time between eliminating Halfy and the third entrant getting into the ring?

Not another striptease, I hope!

 

[sausageroll]

Hey AceAndy surely we're not the worst sfa tag team!

 

[The Half Back]

Do I think I'll win the rumble from number 1? Probably not, but all I need is one elimination and I'll be content.

 

[AceAndy]

Hey AceAndy surely we're not the worst sfa tag team!

Clearly not and we will pulverise sausageroll and SarahSmiles

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for the SFAEW Royal Rumble!



Kicking us off this evening:

Bonz defends the SFAEW World Championship against KohPhi in Fly Guy's ClarkeMoney in the Bank cash in!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Bonz performs a side suplex against KohPhi.
Bonz takes KohPhi down with a powerslam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz locks KohPhi in a kneebar.
KohPhi reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Bonz executes a hiptoss against KohPhi.
Bonz executes a kneedrop against KohPhi.
Bonz performs a hiptoss against KohPhi.
Bonz whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi attempts a running European uppercut, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
Bonz whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi falls out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, KohPhi reenters the ring.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz attempts a whiplash neckbreaker, but KohPhi counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi performs a low blow against Bonz.
KohPhi goes for a kick to the chest, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz throws KohPhi out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, KohPhi reenters the ring.
Bonz uses a kneelift on KohPhi.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz gets a kneebar on KohPhi.
KohPhi reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bonz sends KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
Bonz tries a side suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi whips Bonz into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi charges in with a running European uppercut, but Bonz lifts his leg.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz uses a flying shoulderblock on KohPhi.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz takes KohPhi down with a gutwrench suplex.
Bonz works the crowd.
Bonz performs a spinebuster slam against KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz goes for a kneedrop, but KohPhi rolls out of the way.
KohPhi is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on Bonz.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
KohPhi gives him a kick to the chest, but Bonz doesn't budge.
KohPhi hits a forearm to the back on Bonz.
KohPhi tries a running front dropkick, but Bonz steps out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Bonz takes KohPhi down with a double underhook suplex.
Bonz tries a crotch slam, but KohPhi counters it with a punch.
KohPhi nails Bonz with an enzuigiri.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
Bonz and KohPhi get hit with a double clothesline.
Bonz throws KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against KohPhi.
Bonz hits a pumphandle suplex on KohPhi.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz covers KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
KohPhi knocks him out of the ring.
KohPhi goes for a somersault bodyblock off the apron, but Bonz moves out of the way.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Bonz climbs back into the ring.
KohPhi follows him back in.
KohPhi gives him a dropkick, but Bonz shows no reaction.
Bonz takes KohPhi down with a front slam.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bonz throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head slowly gets up.
Bonz nails KohPhi with a crotch slam.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz takes one of the pads off one of the turnbuckles.
Bonz hits KohPhi with it and goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz gives the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz goes for the Cat-Hammer, but KohPhi counters with a victory roll.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bonz executes a belly-to-belly suplex against KohPhi.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bonz performs a kick to the head against KohPhi.
Bonz goes for a front slam, but KohPhi counters it with a roundhouse right.
KohPhi tries a swinging DDT, but Bonz counters it with a backbreaker.
Bonz uses a hiptoss on KohPhi.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
KohPhi hits Bonz with a clothesline.
KohPhi attempts a frog splash, but Bonz gets his knees up.
Bonz goes for a side suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi hits an open-handed chop on Bonz.
KohPhi gives him an elbowsmash, but Bonz doesn't budge.
KohPhi goes for a headbutt, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against KohPhi.
Bonz sends KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Bonz tries a side suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi nails Bonz with a lariat.
KohPhi hits a swinging DDT on Bonz.
KohPhi performs a superkick against Bonz.
KohPhi nails Bonz with a roundhouse kick.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
Bonz misses with a clothesline.
KohPhi hits Bonz with an elbow.
KohPhi covers Bonz.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi performs a snap mare against Bonz.
KohPhi throws Bonz out of the ring.
KohPhi rolls out under the bottom rope.
KohPhi shoves Bonz into the guardrail.
KohPhi goes for a snap mare, but Bonz blocks it.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Bonz knocks KohPhi into the ringsteps.
Bonz performs a spear against KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 3.
KohPhi throws Bonz into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 4.
KohPhi reenters the ring.
Bonz rolls back in under the bottom rope.
KohPhi uses an enzuigiri on Bonz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
KohPhi gives the sign for the GIF Blaster.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on Bonz.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
KohPhi gives him a snap mare, but Bonz doesn't sell it.
KohPhi attempts a swinging DDT, but Bonz blocks it.
Bonz chops KohPhi.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bonz.
Bonz hits KohPhi.
Bonz executes a spear against KohPhi.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bonz punches KohPhi.
Bonz punches KohPhi.
Bonz punches KohPhi.
Bonz performs a spear against KohPhi.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on KohPhi.
Bonz kips up.
Bonz gives the sign for the Cat-Hammer.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on KohPhi.
Bonz locks KohPhi in a cross armbreaker.
KohPhi is struggling to reach the ropes.
KohPhi tries to escape the hold.
KohPhi tries to fight the pain.
KohPhi submits after 12 seconds.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:10:48
Sim Rating: *** 1/4



The first submission victory for the still incumbent champ! Can KohPhi bounce back from this briefcase losing effort?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

The search for the worst continues! AceAndy and Hatchy1992 take on SarahSmiles and sausageroll!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Hatchy1992 attempts an armdrag takedown, but Sarahsmiles blocks it.
Sarahsmiles whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles performs a spinning mule kick against Hatchy1992.
Sarahsmiles has the crowd going wild.
Sarahsmiles goes for a dropkick, but Hatchy1992 steps out of the way.
Hatchy1992 has the crowd going wild.
Hatchy1992 executes a springboard back elbow against Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 hits an Asai moonsault on Sarahsmiles.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 hits a running front dropkick on Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles hits Hatchy1992 with a shoulderblock.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Sarahsmiles tries a lariat, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
AceAndy nails Sarahsmiles with an avalanche.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
AceAndy executes the Olympic slam against Sarahsmiles.
The crowd is cheering on AceAndy.
AceAndy does the Shane O Shuffle.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles hits AceAndy with a kick.
Sarahsmiles performs a springboard moonsault against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sarahsmiles uses an enzuigiri on AceAndy.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sarahsmiles works the crowd.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Sarahsmiles nails AceAndy with a running front dropkick.
SuasageRoll executes a flying cross body press against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a DDT, but AceAndy blocks it.
Sarahsmiles rolls out of the ring.
AceAndy whips SuasageRoll into the ropes.
AceAndy hits SuasageRoll with a clothesline.
SuasageRoll falls out of the ring.
AceAndy goes for a baseball slide, but SuasageRoll moves out of the way.
SuasageRoll shoves AceAndy into the guardrail.
SuasageRoll takes AceAndy down with an armdrag takedown.
Chief counts: 1.
SuasageRoll reenters the ring.
AceAndy climbs back into the ring.
SuasageRoll tries a reverse neckbreaker, but AceAndy counters it with a backward kick.
AceAndy tags out to Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard back elbow on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard armdrag on SuasageRoll.
AceAndy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hatchy1992 and AceAndy whip SuasageRoll into the ropes.
They hit SuasageRoll with a double elbowsmash.
AceAndy leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 throws SuasageRoll out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, SuasageRoll reenters the ring.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
SuasageRoll tries an armdrag takedown, but Hatchy1992 counters it with a lariat.
Hatchy1992 tries the Diamond Dust, but SuasageRoll counters it with an elbowsmash.
SuasageRoll uses a snap mare on Hatchy1992.
SuasageRoll executes a superkick against Hatchy1992.
SuasageRoll throws Hatchy1992 into the turnbuckle.
Hatchy1992 comes back and rocks SuasageRoll with a kick to the midsection.
Hatchy1992 executes a headbutt against SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
SuasageRoll tries a dropkick, but Hatchy1992 steps out of the way.
Hatchy1992 attempts to place SuasageRoll on the turnbuckle, but SuasageRoll blocks it.
Hatchy1992 uses an open-handed chop on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard back elbow on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 performs a dropkick against SuasageRoll.
AceAndy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hatchy1992 and AceAndy hit SuasageRoll with a double bodyslam.
AceAndy tries a clothesline, but SuasageRoll counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a rolling reverse cradle, but AceAndy reverses it.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AceAndy leaves the ring.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes, but Sarahsmiles reverses it.
AceAndy nails Sarahsmiles with a backspin DDT.
AceAndy does the Shane O Shuffle.
The crowd is cheering on AceAndy.
AceAndy executes a clothesline against Sarahsmiles.
AceAndy attempts a vertical suplex, but Sarahsmiles blocks it.
Sarahsmiles uses a springboard leaping swinging DDT on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles has the crowd going wild.
Sarahsmiles performs a spinning headscissors against AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy out of the ring.
Sarahsmiles goes outside.
Chief counts: 1.
Sarahsmiles uses an open-handed chop on AceAndy.
Chief counts: 2.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy into the guardrail.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy back into the ring.
Sarahsmiles hits a superkick on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a rana, but AceAndy counters it with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Hatchy1992 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
AceAndy and Hatchy1992 hit Sarahsmiles with a double bodyslam.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes, but Sarahsmiles reverses it.
AceAndy misses with a clothesline.
Sarahsmiles uses a dropkick on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Sarahsmiles tries a lung blower, but AceAndy blocks it.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 performs a high speed sunset flip against Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 tags out to AceAndy.
SuasageRoll enters the ring and lays out Hatchy1992.
Sarahsmiles and SuasageRoll whip AceAndy into the ropes.
They hit AceAndy with a double elbowsmash.
SuasageRoll leaves the ring.
Sarahsmiles performs a high speed sunset flip against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
SuasageRoll and Sarahsmiles whip AceAndy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit AceAndy with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
AceAndy tries a backspin DDT, but SuasageRoll counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
SuasageRoll executes the Rookie Strike on AceAndy.
SuasageRoll goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing SuasageRoll.

The winners are SarahSmiles and sausageroll. Time of match: 0:07:37
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Wouldn't you know it? The Jobbers aren't the worst team in SFAEW as determined in an arbitrarily stipulated match!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Tonga Bob defends the Intercity Championship against JT_the_Man!​

 

[Hatchy1992]

They lock up.
Hatchy1992 attempts an armdrag takedown, but Sarahsmiles blocks it.
Sarahsmiles whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles performs a spinning mule kick against Hatchy1992.
Sarahsmiles has the crowd going wild.
Sarahsmiles goes for a dropkick, but Hatchy1992 steps out of the way.
Hatchy1992 has the crowd going wild.
Hatchy1992 executes a springboard back elbow against Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 hits an Asai moonsault on Sarahsmiles.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 hits a running front dropkick on Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles hits Hatchy1992 with a shoulderblock.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Sarahsmiles tries a lariat, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
AceAndy nails Sarahsmiles with an avalanche.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
AceAndy executes the Olympic slam against Sarahsmiles.
The crowd is cheering on AceAndy.
AceAndy does the Shane O Shuffle.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes.
Sarahsmiles hits AceAndy with a kick.
Sarahsmiles performs a springboard moonsault against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sarahsmiles uses an enzuigiri on AceAndy.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sarahsmiles works the crowd.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Sarahsmiles nails AceAndy with a running front dropkick.
SuasageRoll executes a flying cross body press against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a DDT, but AceAndy blocks it.
Sarahsmiles rolls out of the ring.
AceAndy whips SuasageRoll into the ropes.
AceAndy hits SuasageRoll with a clothesline.
SuasageRoll falls out of the ring.
AceAndy goes for a baseball slide, but SuasageRoll moves out of the way.
SuasageRoll shoves AceAndy into the guardrail.
SuasageRoll takes AceAndy down with an armdrag takedown.
Chief counts: 1.
SuasageRoll reenters the ring.
AceAndy climbs back into the ring.
SuasageRoll tries a reverse neckbreaker, but AceAndy counters it with a backward kick.
AceAndy tags out to Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard back elbow on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard armdrag on SuasageRoll.
AceAndy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hatchy1992 and AceAndy whip SuasageRoll into the ropes.
They hit SuasageRoll with a double elbowsmash.
AceAndy leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 throws SuasageRoll out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, SuasageRoll reenters the ring.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
SuasageRoll tries an armdrag takedown, but Hatchy1992 counters it with a lariat.
Hatchy1992 tries the Diamond Dust, but SuasageRoll counters it with an elbowsmash.
SuasageRoll uses a snap mare on Hatchy1992.
SuasageRoll executes a superkick against Hatchy1992.
SuasageRoll throws Hatchy1992 into the turnbuckle.
Hatchy1992 comes back and rocks SuasageRoll with a kick to the midsection.
Hatchy1992 executes a headbutt against SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
SuasageRoll tries a dropkick, but Hatchy1992 steps out of the way.
Hatchy1992 attempts to place SuasageRoll on the turnbuckle, but SuasageRoll blocks it.
Hatchy1992 uses an open-handed chop on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 hits a springboard back elbow on SuasageRoll.
Hatchy1992 performs a dropkick against SuasageRoll.
AceAndy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hatchy1992 and AceAndy hit SuasageRoll with a double bodyslam.
AceAndy tries a clothesline, but SuasageRoll counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a rolling reverse cradle, but AceAndy reverses it.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AceAndy leaves the ring.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes, but Sarahsmiles reverses it.
AceAndy nails Sarahsmiles with a backspin DDT.
AceAndy does the Shane O Shuffle.
The crowd is cheering on AceAndy.
AceAndy executes a clothesline against Sarahsmiles.
AceAndy attempts a vertical suplex, but Sarahsmiles blocks it.
Sarahsmiles uses a springboard leaping swinging DDT on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles has the crowd going wild.
Sarahsmiles performs a spinning headscissors against AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy out of the ring.
Sarahsmiles goes outside.
Chief counts: 1.
Sarahsmiles uses an open-handed chop on AceAndy.
Chief counts: 2.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy into the guardrail.
Sarahsmiles throws AceAndy back into the ring.
Sarahsmiles hits a superkick on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sarahsmiles tries a rana, but AceAndy counters it with a power bomb.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Hatchy1992 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
AceAndy and Hatchy1992 hit Sarahsmiles with a double bodyslam.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
AceAndy whips Sarahsmiles into the ropes, but Sarahsmiles reverses it.
AceAndy misses with a clothesline.
Sarahsmiles uses a dropkick on AceAndy.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
Sarahsmiles tries a lung blower, but AceAndy blocks it.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 performs a high speed sunset flip against Sarahsmiles.
Hatchy1992 tags out to AceAndy.
SuasageRoll enters the ring and lays out Hatchy1992.
Sarahsmiles and SuasageRoll whip AceAndy into the ropes.
They hit AceAndy with a double elbowsmash.
SuasageRoll leaves the ring.
Sarahsmiles performs a high speed sunset flip against AceAndy.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sarahsmiles tags out to SuasageRoll.
SuasageRoll and Sarahsmiles whip AceAndy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit AceAndy with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Sarahsmiles leaves the ring.
AceAndy tries a backspin DDT, but SuasageRoll counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
SuasageRoll executes the Rookie Strike on AceAndy.
SuasageRoll goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing SuasageRoll.

The winners are SarahSmiles and sausageroll. Time of match: 0:07:37
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Wouldn't you know it? The Jobbers aren't the worst team in SFAEW as determined in an arbitrarily stipulated match!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
JT_The_Man attempts a kick to the head, but Tonga Bob counters it with a capture suplex.
Tonga Bob uses a Russian legsweep on JT_The_Man.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob covers JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob performs an elbowsmash against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob whips JT_The_Man into the ropes, but JT_The_Man reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob whips JT_The_Man into the ropes, but JT_The_Man reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with a kick.
Tonga Bob hits a European uppercut on JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Tonga Bob attempts a kneelift, but JT_The_Man counters it with a legsweep.
JT_The_Man whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
JT_The_Man nails Tonga Bob with a spear.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JT_The_Man performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Tonga Bob.
The cheers for JT_The_Man are drowning out the boos.
JT_The_Man throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
JT_The_Man jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
Blacky counts: 1.
JT_The_Man climbs back into the ring.
Tonga Bob climbs back into the ring.
JT_The_Man takes Tonga Bob down with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JT_The_Man attempts a torture rack backbreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob hits a kick to the head on JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob nails JT_The_Man with a Samoan Drop.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with an elbow.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob sends JT_The_Man into the turnbuckle, but JT_The_Man reverses it.
Tonga Bob comes back and rocks JT_The_Man with an elbow.
Tonga Bob tries a Hotshot, but JT_The_Man counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man uses a kick to the head on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a kick to the head.
In turn, JT_The_Man counters it with a duck-down move.
JT_The_Man whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
JT_The_Man uses a lariat on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man hits a snap suplex on Tonga Bob.
The cheers for JT_The_Man are drowning out the boos.
JT_The_Man executes a side suplex against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man goes for a running powerslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with an inside cradle.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob uses a diving headbutt on JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tonga Bob executes a kick to the chest against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with an elbow.
Tonga Bob goes for a Vader attack, but JT_The_Man counters it with a fist to the midsection.
JT_The_Man whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with a backdrop.
Tonga Bob attempts a European uppercut, but JT_The_Man ducks out of the way.
JT_The_Man executes a bodyslam against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
JT_The_Man attempts a spinebuster slam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, JT_The_Man counters it with a legsweep.
JT_The_Man hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tonga Bob.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man takes Tonga Bob down with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man sets up Tonga Bob on the turnbuckle.
JT_The_Man performs a superplex against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man goes for a release German suplex, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob attempts a flapjack, but JT_The_Man counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man hits a diving shoulderblock on Tonga Bob.
The cheers for JT_The_Man are drowning out the boos.
JT_The_Man executes an elbowsmash against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man uses an elbowsmash on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man executes an Exploder suplex against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
JT_The_Man uses a lariat on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man nails Tonga Bob with a swinging neckbreaker.
The cheers for JT_The_Man are drowning out the boos.
JT_The_Man tries a kick to the head, but Tonga Bob counters it with a capture suplex.
Tonga Bob executes a forearm to the back against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob performs a flapjack against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob executes a dropkick against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob covers JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob executes a gutwrench suplex against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob attempts a vertical suplex, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man goes for a Flatliner, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man attempts a lariat, but Tonga Bob ducks out of the way.
Tonga Bob whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob executes a Hotshot against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tonga Bob tries a swinging side slam, but JT_The_Man counters it with a facerake.
JT_The_Man nails Tonga Bob with a swinging neckbreaker.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tonga Bob breaks the hold after 26 seconds.
Tonga Bob hits a savate kick on JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob executes a savate kick against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob hits a gutwrench suplex on JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob catches JT_The_Man in a bearhug.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
JT_The_Man grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Tonga Bob tries a dropkick, but JT_The_Man steps out of the way.
JT_The_Man attempts a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tonga Bob executes a spinning leg lariat against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob executes a European uppercut against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob performs a forearm to the back against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob executes a short clothesline against JT_The_Man.
Tonga Bob tries a kneelift, but JT_The_Man counters it with a legsweep.
JT_The_Man performs a kneelift against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man hits Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
JT_The_Man punches Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man hits an elbowsmash on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
JT_The_Man goes through the ropes.
JT_The_Man tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Blacky counts: 1.
Blacky counts: 2.
Tonga Bob tries a Saito suplex, but JT_The_Man counters it with a facerake.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on Tonga Bob on the concrete floor.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob is out cold.
JT_The_Man executes a Gorilla Press against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man hits an elbowsmash on Tonga Bob.
Blacky counts: 3.
Blacky counts: 4.
JT_The_Man gets back into the ring.
Tonga Bob rolls back in under the bottom rope.
JT_The_Man uses a kick to the midsection on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man uses a full nelson slam on Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man nails Tonga Bob with a Flatliner.
JT_The_Man executes an elbowsmash against Tonga Bob.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a shoulderblock.
JT_The_Man nails Tonga Bob with a swinging neckbreaker.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob tries to fight the pain.
Tonga Bob is barely hanging in there.
Blacky asks Tonga Bob if he's still there.
Tonga Bob nods.
Blacky checks Tonga Bob's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Tonga Bob fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
JT_The_Man is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
JT_The_Man tries to escape the hold.
JT_The_Man reaches the ropes after 27 seconds.
Tonga Bob drags JT_The_Man to the middle of the ring.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
JT_The_Man is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JT_The_Man is struggling to reach the ropes.
JT_The_Man is inching his way towards the ropes.
JT_The_Man summons one last burst of energy.
Blacky asks JT_The_Man if he should stop the fight.
JT_The_Man shakes his head.
Blacky asks JT_The_Man if he's still there.
JT_The_Man doesn't respond.
Blacky stops the fight after 29 seconds.
The boos are resurfacing again.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:15:14
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And Bob retains again! Can he hold it all the way to SweetaMania?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

It's a 30 wrestler Royal Rumble, and the winner faces Bonz at SweetaMania!​

 

[DenieD]

Let's get it on

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

** Entering at number 1...
The Half Back


**Entering at number 2...
serial_thrilla


They lock up.
serial_thrilla tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
The Half Back hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
The Half Back uses a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
The Half Back tries a superkick, but serial_thrilla counters it with a legsweep.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Half Back nails him in the stomach.
serial_thrilla falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The Half Back hits a top-rope swinging neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back tries a slingshot somersault splash, but serial_thrilla gets his knees up.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard dropkick, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a kick.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla has the crowd going wild.
serial_thrilla tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but The Half Back ducks out of the way.
The Half Back tries a fallaway slam, but serial_thrilla counters it with a forearm smash.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard dropkick, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back uses a superkick on serial_thrilla.
The Half Back attempts an earringer, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla takes The Half Back down with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard dropkick on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the turnbuckle, but The Half Back reverses it.

** Entering at number 3...
HARPSichord

HARPSichord hits the ring.
The Half Back runs shoulder-first into the corner, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla punches The Half Back.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back.
The Half Back kicks serial_thrilla.
The Half Back chops serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits a superkick on The Half Back.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla goes for a dropkick, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
HARPSichord sets up serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord performs a rope hung cutter against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord nails serial_thrilla with a brain buster.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord executes a kneebreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord chops serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla kicks HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla goes for a powerslam, but HARPSichord counters it with a sunset flip.
HARPSichord attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla and HARPSichord get hit with a double clothesline.
serial_thrilla places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits HARPSichord with a kick.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

** Entering at number 4...
Agent93

Agent93 hits the ring.
The Half Back nails HARPSichord with a cradle Tombstone.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back hits a kneelift on HARPSichord.
Agent93 executes the Michinoku Driver against HARPSichord.
Agent93 takes HARPSichord down with a release dragon suplex.
Agent93 runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with an elbow.
HARPSichord hits a slap on Agent93.
HARPSichord tries to throw Agent93 over the top rope.
Agent93 hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Agent93 slides back in under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord misses with an elbow.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord executes a reverse neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a reverse neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord performs a fireman's carry against serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla executes an elbowsmash against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla chops The Half Back.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back punches serial_thrilla.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back hits serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord places The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord hits a rope hung cutter on The Half Back.
The Half Back performs a kneelift against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.

** Entering at number 5...
DragoDelph

DragoDelph hits the ring.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
HARPSichord tries a kneebreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
HARPSichord performs a chop against The Half Back.
HARPSichord whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
HARPSichord hits The Half Back with a kick.
HARPSichord whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord with an elbow.
The Half Back and Agent93 whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double fist to the midsection.
The Half Back and Agent93 whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They hit HARPSichord with a double backdrop.
The Half Back and Agent93 whip HARPSichord into the ropes.
They attempt to hit HARPSichord with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back nails HARPSichord with a spinebuster slam.
HARPSichord uses a vertical suplex on The Half Back.
HARPSichord uses a dropkick to the knee on The Half Back.
HARPSichord and DragoDelph whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord uses a forearm to the back on The Half Back.
HARPSichord hits a flying axhandle on The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord executes an elbowsmash against The Half Back.
HARPSichord executes a vertical suplex against The Half Back.
HARPSichord tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
HARPSichord uses an Ace Crusher on The Half Back.

** Entering at number 6...
pantskyle

Pantskyle hits the ring.
HARPSichord executes a reverse neckbreaker against The Half Back.
HARPSichord tries an eye gouge, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back performs a snap mare against HARPSichord.
The Half Back whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord catches The Half Back in a half Boston.
The Half Back is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Half Back reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
HARPSichord attempts an Ace Crusher, but The Half Back throws him off.
The Half Back executes a fallaway slam against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
Agent93 uses a forearm to the back on HARPSichord.
Agent93 goes for a flying cross body press, but HARPSichord rolls through with the move.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on Agent93.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
Agent93 goes for a slap, but HARPSichord reverses it.
The Half Back attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
The Half Back attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
The Half Back whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
HARPSichord goes for a DDT, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
serial_thrilla and DragoDelph try to throw Pantskyle over the top rope.

** Entering at number 7...
The Jesus

The Jesus hits the ring.
Pantskyle hangs on to the top rope.
The Half Back notices Pantskyle hanging on and knees Pantskyle in the back.

** Pantskyle has been eliminated.

The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back performs a superkick against serial_thrilla.
The Half Back tries a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
The Half Back hangs on to the top rope.
The Half Back slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Half Back hits serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using The Half Back as target practice.
The Half Back punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs a bodyslam against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
The Jesus attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
The Jesus tries a back suplex, but serial_thrilla flips over.
serial_thrilla executes an inside cradle against The Jesus.
serial_thrilla tries to throw The Jesus over the top rope.
The Jesus hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Jesus slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Jesus tries to throw serial_thrilla over the top rope.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope.
serial_thrilla clutches his legs around The Jesus' head.
serial_thrilla pulls The Jesus out of the ring.
serial_thrilla slides back in under the bottom rope.

** The Jesus has been eliminated.

The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Half Back.
serial_thrilla and Agent93 hit The Half Back with a double flying axhandle.
serial_thrilla takes The Half Back down with a powerslam.
serial_thrilla and Agent93 whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.

** Entering at number 8...
Le Grille

Le Grille hits the ring.
DragoDelph and serial_thrilla whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double clothesline.
DragoDelph and serial_thrilla whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double fist to the midsection.
DragoDelph and serial_thrilla whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double kick to the midsection.
The Half Back uses a spinebuster slam on DragoDelph.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Half Back executes an elbowdrop against serial_thrilla.
The Half Back takes serial_thrilla down with a back suplex.
The Half Back performs a chop against serial_thrilla.
The Half Back tries to throw serial_thrilla over the top rope.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Half Back sees it and knees serial_thrilla in the back.

** serial_thrilla has been eliminated.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Half Back runs into the ropes.
The Half Back tries a rolling elbowsmash, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord punches The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord chops The Half Back.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back punches HARPSichord.
HARPSichord chops The Half Back.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord.
HARPSichord hits a brain buster on The Half Back.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord tries an eye gouge, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back tries to throw HARPSichord over the top rope.
HARPSichord hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
HARPSichord slides back in under the bottom rope.
HARPSichord whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord with a kick.
The Half Back performs a moonsault against HARPSichord.
DragoDelph hits a snap mare on Le Grille.
DragoDelph whips Le Grille into the ropes.
DragoDelph hits Le Grille with an elbow.
DragoDelph uses a power bomb on Le Grille.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

** Entering at number 9...
thewizardmelon

TheWizardMelon hits the ring.
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick to the knee against HARPSichord.
TheWizardMelon goes for a German suplex, but HARPSichord counters it with a go-behind.
HARPSichord performs a back suplex against TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a kick.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord executes a kick to the midsection against TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord hits an armdrag takedown on TheWizardMelon.
The Half Back hits a kneelift on HARPSichord.
The Half Back attempts a kick to the head, but HARPSichord ducks out of the way.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back performs a lariat against HARPSichord.
The Half Back takes HARPSichord down with a Saito suplex.
TheWizardMelon whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord hits a neck-scissors on TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord chops TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
TheWizardMelon kicks HARPSichord.
The crowd is going crazy.
TheWizardMelon punches HARPSichord.
DragoDelph executes a forearm to the back against TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord performs a kick to the head against TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
DragoDelph takes TheWizardMelon down with a back suplex.
DragoDelph attempts a side suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a spinning headscissors.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon hits a spinning headlock elbowdrop on DragoDelph.
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against DragoDelph.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowsmash on DragoDelph.
Le Grille performs a headbutt against HARPSichord.
Le Grille hits HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches Le Grille.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
Le Grille punches HARPSichord.
The crowd is going crazy.
HARPSichord chops Le Grille.
HARPSichord whips Le Grille into the ropes.
Le Grille performs a rolling elbowsmash against HARPSichord.
TheWizardMelon whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.

** Entering at number 10...
Hate

Hate hits the ring.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
HARPSichord executes an armdrag takedown against TheWizardMelon.
HARPSichord tries to throw TheWizardMelon over the top rope.

** TheWizardMelon has been eliminated.

Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord whips The Half Back into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the midsection on The Half Back.
HARPSichord performs a hiptoss against The Half Back.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord gets a half Boston on The Half Back.
The Half Back makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
HARPSichord gives the sign for the Mic Drop.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on The Half Back.
HARPSichord attempts an armdrag takedown, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord performs a kick to the midsection against The Half Back.
HARPSichord tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
The Half Back hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Half Back slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Half Back kicks HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
HARPSichord kicks The Half Back.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord punches The Half Back.
Le Grille performs a slap against HARPSichord.
Le Grille whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a kick.
Le Grille and HARPSichord get hit with a double clothesline.
HARPSichord uses a chop on The Half Back.
HARPSichord kicks The Half Back.
HARPSichord kicks The Half Back.
HARPSichord is being booed out of the building.
The Half Back punches HARPSichord.
The Half Back kicks HARPSichord.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord.
HARPSichord hits The Half Back.
The crowd is vociferously booing HARPSichord.
Hate performs a kneelift against HARPSichord.
Hate chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is behind Hate all the way.

** Entering at number 11...
Barrybran

BarryBran hits the ring.
Hate hits HARPSichord.
Hate takes HARPSichord down with a bodyslam.
Hate nails HARPSichord with a jumping neckbreaker.
Hate works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hate executes a diving elbowdrop against HARPSichord.
Hate tries to throw HARPSichord over the top rope.
HARPSichord hangs on to the top rope.
HARPSichord slides back in under the bottom rope.
HARPSichord uses a neck-scissors on Hate.
HARPSichord executes a neck-scissors against Hate.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick to the knee against Hate.
HARPSichord tries to throw Hate over the top rope.
Hate hangs on to the top rope.
Hate slides back in under the bottom rope.
Hate tries a ropeburn, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord chops Hate.
The crowd is vociferously booing HARPSichord.
HARPSichord chops Hate.
DragoDelph tries a flapjack, but Le Grille counters it with a lariat.
Le Grille performs an elbowsmash against DragoDelph.
Le Grille hits a vertical suplex on DragoDelph.
Le Grille uses an earringer on DragoDelph.
Le Grille tries to throw DragoDelph over the top rope.
DragoDelph hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
DragoDelph slides back in under the bottom rope.
DragoDelph performs an inverted atomic drop against Le Grille.
DragoDelph uses a spinebuster slam on Le Grille.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BarryBran executes a vertical suplex against Hate.
BarryBran hits a dropkick on Hate.
Agent93 uses a European uppercut on DragoDelph.

** Entering at number 12...
Braklet

Braklet hits the ring.
Braklet attacks Agent93.
Agent93 performs an enzuigiri against Braklet.
The Half Back performs a release German suplex against HARPSichord.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord performs a slap against The Half Back.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing HARPSichord.
The Half Back nails HARPSichord with a piledriver.
The Half Back works the crowd.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
Hate performs a bodyslam against HARPSichord.
Hate performs a Samoan Driver against HARPSichord.
Agent93 nails Braklet with an enzuigiri.
Agent93 nails Braklet with a whiplash neckbreaker.
Agent93 executes a snap mare against Braklet.
Agent93 plays air guitar.
Agent93 tries a Russian legsweep, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hate whips BarryBran into the ropes.
BarryBran misses with a clothesline.
Hate hits BarryBran with a backdrop.
Hate uses an elbowdrop on BarryBran.
Hate tries a jumping neckbreaker, but BarryBran counters it with a backward kick.
Braklet goes for a vertical suplex, but BarryBran counters it with a small package.
BarryBran goes for a slap, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet goes for a bodyslam, but BarryBran counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet begs off.
BarryBran uses a chop on Braklet.
HARPSichord places Braklet on the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord hits a rope hung cutter on Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
BarryBran nails Braklet with a diving back elbow.
BarryBran is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
BarryBran performs a dropkick from the second rope against Braklet.

** Entering at number 13...
DenieD

DenieD hits the ring.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
BarryBran executes a flying axhandle against Braklet.
HARPSichord nails Braklet with a brain buster.
BarryBran tries a flying axhandle, but Braklet counters it with an intercept superkick.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
BarryBran executes an enzuigiri against Braklet.
BarryBran uses a diving back elbow on Braklet.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick, but The Half Back steps out of the way.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on HARPSichord.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord performs a slap against The Half Back.
BarryBran whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
BarryBran executes a slap against The Half Back.
BarryBran executes the Gumby Saviour on The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BarryBran performs a DDT against The Half Back.
BarryBran tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
The Half Back hangs on to the top rope.
The Half Back slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Half Back tries to throw BarryBran over the top rope.
BarryBran hangs on to the top rope.
BarryBran slides back in under the bottom rope.
BarryBran tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
The Half Back hangs on to the top rope.
The Half Back slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Half Back executes a kneelift against BarryBran.
The Half Back performs a spinebuster slam against BarryBran.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
BarryBran uses a flying axhandle on The Half Back.
Numerous fans are using BarryBran as target practice.
DragoDelph uses a dropkick on Hate.
DragoDelph hits a forearm to the back on Hate.
DragoDelph performs a Samoan Drop against Hate.

** Entering at number 14...
por_please_ya

por_please_ya hits the ring.
por_please_ya attacks DragoDelph.
DragoDelph performs an elbowsmash against por_please_ya.
DragoDelph uses a kick to the midsection on por_please_ya.
DragoDelph tries to throw por_please_ya over the top rope.

** por_please_ya has been eliminated.

The crowd is vociferously booing DragoDelph.
DenieD performs a dropkick against The Half Back.
DragoDelph goes for a release German suplex, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back performs a piledriver against DragoDelph.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back hits a chop on DragoDelph.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord hits The Half Back with a kick.
HARPSichord takes The Half Back down with a vertical suplex.
HARPSichord chops The Half Back.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord punches The Half Back.
The Half Back chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
HARPSichord punches The Half Back.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
HARPSichord tries a lung blower, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back punches HARPSichord.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back kicks HARPSichord.
HARPSichord chops The Half Back.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back chops HARPSichord.
The Half Back kicks HARPSichord.
BarryBran tries to throw Braklet over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
DragoDelph tries to throw Agent93 over the top rope.
Agent93 hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Agent93 slides back in under the bottom rope.
Agent93 sends DragoDelph into the turnbuckle.
Agent93 charges into the corner, but DragoDelph moves out of the way.
DragoDelph nails Agent93 with a power bomb.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Braklet goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
Le Grille runs into the ropes.
Le Grille and DenieD get hit with a double clothesline.
Le Grille uses an earringer on DenieD.
Le Grille executes a chop against DenieD.
Le Grille runs into the ropes.

** Entering at number 15...
Wosh

Wosh hits the ring.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
Le Grille performs a rolling elbowsmash against DenieD.
Le Grille goes for a vertical suplex, but DenieD slides down his back.
DenieD tries to throw Hate over the top rope.
Hate hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Hate slides back in under the bottom rope.
Hate performs a snap suplex against DenieD.
Hate executes a kneelift against DenieD.
Hate performs a back suplex against DenieD.
Hate tries to throw DenieD over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Hate and The Half Back whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double kick to the midsection.
The Half Back uses a piledriver on DenieD.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
Hate executes a diving elbowdrop against DenieD.
The Half Back executes a kick to the head against DenieD.
Hate hits a back suplex on DenieD.
Hate locks DenieD in the STF.
DenieD is valiantly trying to break the hold.
DenieD grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Agent93 goes for a flying forearm, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
DragoDelph hits a snap mare on Le Grille.
DragoDelph gloats to the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DragoDelph and BarryBran whip Le Grille into the ropes.
They hit Le Grille with a double kick to the midsection.
BarryBran uses a dropkick on Le Grille.
DragoDelph performs a back suplex against Le Grille.
The crowd is vociferously booing DragoDelph.
DragoDelph uses a vertical suplex on Le Grille.
DragoDelph whips Le Grille into the ropes, but Le Grille reverses it.
DragoDelph hits Le Grille with a clothesline.
DragoDelph executes an elbowdrop against Le Grille.
DragoDelph attempts a bodyslam, but Le Grille counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is going crazy.
Le Grille kicks DragoDelph.
Le Grille punches DragoDelph.
HARPSichord and DenieD whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Half Back with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
The Half Back hits them with a double clothesline.
The Half Back goes for a fallaway slam, but HARPSichord counters it with a forearm smash.
HARPSichord goes for a neck-scissors, but The Half Back ducks out of the way.

** Entering at number 16...
Tigerturbulance

TigerTurbulance hits the ring.
TigerTurbulance attacks The Half Back.
The Half Back whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits The Half Back with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance sends The Half Back into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
TigerTurbulance whips The Half Back into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits The Half Back with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Half Back.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance tries a mounted punch, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back gives him a kneelift, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back gives him a superkick, but TigerTurbulance only stares at him.
The Half Back uses a rolling elbowsmash on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back nails TigerTurbulance with a senton.
The Half Back tries a spinebuster slam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a kick to the head.
TigerTurbulance sends The Half Back into the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance runs shoulder-first into the corner.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
DragoDelph and The Half Back try to throw TigerTurbulance over the top rope.
TigerTurbulance hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
TigerTurbulance slides back in under the bottom rope.
DenieD uses a dropkick from the second rope on The Half Back.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but The Half Back counters it with a go-behind.
The Half Back attempts a superkick, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance executes a mounted punch against The Half Back.
DragoDelph uses a flapjack on Hate.
DragoDelph performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Agent93.
DragoDelph is being booed out of the building.
DragoDelph hits a release German suplex on Agent93.

** Entering at number 17...
JoshWoodenSpoon

JoshWoodenSpoon hits the ring.
DragoDelph hits a DDT on Agent93.
DragoDelph hits a spinebuster slam on Agent93.
Wosh throws TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
TigerTurbulance comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Wosh kicks TigerTurbulance.
Wosh has the crowd going wild.
Wosh hits TigerTurbulance.
DenieD and DragoDelph hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double flying axhandle.
DragoDelph performs a Samoan Drop against JoshWoodenSpoon.
DenieD goes for a flying dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Michinoku Driver against DenieD.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a kick to the head on DenieD.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
DenieD goes for a superkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
Braklet hits a fist to the midsection on Le Grille.
Braklet hits a facerake on Le Grille.
Braklet executes a hiptoss against Le Grille.
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Le Grille counters it with a side suplex.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
The Half Back hits HARPSichord with a clothesline.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back hits a basement dropkick on HARPSichord.
The Half Back uses the Sunset Driver on HARPSichord.
Hate executes a jumping neckbreaker against BarryBran.
Agent93 uses a jawbreaker on DenieD.
The crowd is behind Agent93 all the way.

** Entering at number 18...
haydo

Haydo hits the ring.
Haydo attacks DenieD.
Haydo runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a kick.
Haydo executes a spinning headscissors against DenieD.
Haydo tries a rana, but DenieD counters it with a power bomb.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Le Grille whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double elbowsmash.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails TigerTurbulance with the Liger Bomb.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a flying cross body press, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a powerslam.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance misses with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance hits JoshWoodenSpoon with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a vertical suplex.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a hiptoss.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a powerslam, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance and JoshWoodenSpoon get hit with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a small package.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a hiptoss on TigerTurbulance.
Braklet executes a facerake against Haydo.
Braklet attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo chops Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Haydo hits Braklet.
HARPSichord sends The Half Back into the turnbuckle.
HARPSichord runs shoulder-first into the corner.
HARPSichord hits an eye gouge on The Half Back.
HARPSichord attempts a kick to the head, but The Half Back blocks it.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Haydo counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
In turn, TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance nails Haydo with a release German suplex.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo and Le Grille whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double backdrop.
Haydo and Le Grille whip TigerTurbulance into the ropes.

** Entering at number 19...
Ant Bear

Ant Bear hits the ring.
They hit TigerTurbulance with a double fist to the midsection.
Hate attempts a side slam, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
HARPSichord executes an inside cradle against Hate.
HARPSichord uses a back suplex on Hate.
Le Grille takes HARPSichord down with a vertical suplex.
Le Grille executes the Griller on HARPSichord.
Le Grille nails HARPSichord with a rolling elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Haydo.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Haydo.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but Haydo counters it with a backward kick.
The crowd erupts.
Haydo throws TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
Haydo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo hits a springboard rana on TigerTurbulance.
Hate and Haydo try to throw TigerTurbulance over the top rope.
TigerTurbulance hangs on to the top rope.
TigerTurbulance slides back in under the bottom rope.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Haydo.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but Haydo counters it with a go-behind.
Wosh nails BarryBran with a DDT.
Agent93 nails BarryBran with a flying cross body press.
The crowd is behind Agent93 all the way.
Agent93 and Wosh hit BarryBran with a double flying axhandle.
Agent93 and Wosh whip BarryBran into the ropes.
They hit BarryBran with a double kick to the midsection.
Agent93 and Wosh whip BarryBran into the ropes.
They hit BarryBran with a double fist to the midsection.
Wosh hits a swinging neckbreaker on BarryBran.
Agent93 hits a flying cross body press on BarryBran.
Agent93 and Wosh whip BarryBran into the ropes.
They hit BarryBran with a double elbowsmash.
Wosh hits a clothesline on BarryBran.
Agent93 takes BarryBran down with a dragon suplex.
Agent93 and Wosh whip BarryBran into the ropes.
They hit BarryBran with a double kick to the midsection.
Agent93 runs into the ropes.
Agent93 hits BarryBran with an elbow.
Agent93 executes a dragon screw against BarryBran.

** Entering at number 20...
TheInjuryFactory

The Injury Factory hits the ring.
Agent93 uses a jawbreaker on BarryBran.
Agent93 performs a Russian legsweep against BarryBran.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Agent93.
Agent93 goes for a vertical suplex, but BarryBran slides down his back.
BarryBran tries an enzuigiri, but Agent93 steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving Agent93 a standing ovation.
Agent93 performs a bodyslam against BarryBran.
Agent93 uses a somersault splash from the second rope on BarryBran.
The chants for Agent93 are deafening.
Haydo runs into the ropes.
Haydo executes a spinning headscissors against HARPSichord.
Haydo executes the Springboard Hurricanrana on HARPSichord.
Haydo attempts a running Frankensteiner, but HARPSichord counters it with a power bomb.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
HARPSichord goes for a fireman's carry, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo uses a springboard rana on HARPSichord.
Haydo goes for a spinning mule kick, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits Haydo with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory executes a facerake against HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory whips HARPSichord into the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory charges into the corner, but HARPSichord lifts his leg.
HARPSichord attempts a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.

** Entering at number 21...
BRAB

BRAB hits the ring.
The Injury Factory performs a top-rope Frankensteiner against HARPSichord.
The crowd is behind The Injury Factory all the way.
Hate attempts a running knee strike, but DenieD ducks out of the way.
DenieD uses a fireman's carry on Hate.
DenieD executes a Russian legsweep against Hate.
DenieD hits a powerslam on Hate.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD works the crowd.
Braklet uses a kneelift on Haydo.
Braklet and HARPSichord whip Haydo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Haydo with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Haydo tries a side kick to the midsection, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet executes a bulldog against Haydo.
Braklet goes for a back suplex, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo places Braklet on the turnbuckle.
Haydo performs a top-rope Frankensteiner against Braklet.
The crowd erupts.
Haydo whips Braklet into the ropes.
Haydo performs a chop against Braklet.
Haydo goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet punches Haydo.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet kicks Haydo.
Haydo punches Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Braklet chops Haydo.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet punches Haydo.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet chops Haydo.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to throw The Half Back over the top rope.
The Half Back hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Half Back slides back in under the bottom rope.
Le Grille executes a Flatliner against HARPSichord.
Le Grille tries to throw HARPSichord over the top rope.
HARPSichord hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
HARPSichord slides back in under the bottom rope.
HARPSichord hits Le Grille.
The crowd is vociferously booing HARPSichord.
HARPSichord punches Le Grille.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Le Grille chops HARPSichord.
The crowd is going crazy.
Le Grille tries a piledriver, but HARPSichord blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails The Half Back with an electric chair facebuster.
Ant Bear nails BarryBran with a flying forearm.
The chants for Ant Bear are deafening.

** Entering at number 22...
Chipmunk

Chipmunk hits the ring.
Chipmunk attacks BarryBran.
BarryBran punches Chipmunk.
BarryBran is being booed out of the building.
Chipmunk chops BarryBran.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk punches BarryBran.
BarryBran punches Chipmunk.
Chipmunk kicks BarryBran.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
BarryBran punches Chipmunk.
Haydo performs a side kick to the midsection against DragoDelph.
Haydo performs a flip piledriver against DragoDelph.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Haydo.
DragoDelph begs off.
Haydo runs into the ropes.
DragoDelph hits a spinebuster slam on Haydo.
DragoDelph hits a chop on Haydo.
DragoDelph attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Haydo blocks it.
Haydo nails DragoDelph with a flip piledriver.
Haydo runs into the ropes.
DragoDelph uses a flapjack on Haydo.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory executes a hiptoss against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord tries to throw The Injury Factory over the top rope.
The Injury Factory hangs on to the top rope.
The Injury Factory slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory performs a reverse Frankensteiner against HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on HARPSichord.
Haydo and The Injury Factory whip DragoDelph into the ropes.
They hit DragoDelph with a double fist to the midsection.
Haydo and The Injury Factory whip DragoDelph into the ropes.
They hit DragoDelph with a double kick to the midsection.
Haydo performs an elbowsmash against DragoDelph.
DragoDelph begs off.
Haydo sets up DragoDelph on the turnbuckle.
Haydo executes a top-rope Frankensteiner against DragoDelph.
The crowd is giving Haydo a standing ovation.
DragoDelph begs off.
Haydo tries to throw DragoDelph over the top rope.
DragoDelph hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Haydo notices it.
DragoDelph slides back in under the bottom rope.
DragoDelph uses a release German suplex on Haydo.

** Entering at number 23...
The Filth Wizard

The Filth Wizard hits the ring.
The Filth Wizard attacks Haydo.
Haydo performs an elbowsmash against The Filth Wizard.
Haydo goes for a spinning backbreaker, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Filth Wizard uses a vertical suplex on Haydo.
DragoDelph hits a vertical suplex on Agent93.
The crowd is vociferously booing DragoDelph.
The Injury Factory executes a flying forearm against HARPSichord.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on HARPSichord.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits HARPSichord with a kick.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord performs a kneebreaker against The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord performs a vertical suplex against The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord uses a hiptoss on The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord executes a back suplex against The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord throws The Injury Factory into the turnbuckle, but
The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory charges into the corner, but HARPSichord lifts his leg.
HARPSichord executes a lung blower against The Injury Factory.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a slap on The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
HARPSichord hits a jawbreaker on The Injury Factory.
HARPSichord uses a lung blower on The Injury Factory.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a lariat against The Half Back.

** Entering at number 24...
VeinGlorious

VeinGlorious hits the ring.
Wosh goes for a DDT, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a fallaway slam.
The Half Back punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
The Half Back kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits The Half Back.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches The Half Back.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a Blue Thunder Bomb against The Half Back.
Wosh goes for a clothesline, but The Half Back ducks out of the way.
The Half Back tries to throw JoshWoodenSpoon over the top rope.
JoshWoodenSpoon hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon slides back in under the bottom rope.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a dropkick against The Half Back.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Wosh whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double kick to the midsection.
JoshWoodenSpoon and Wosh whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double backdrop.
Wosh executes a clothesline against The Half Back.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs the Michinoku Driver against The Half Back.
Wosh hits a clothesline on The Half Back.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails The Half Back with a diving overhead legdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon catches The Half Back in a cross-face submission.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a Frankensteiner against TigerTurbulance.
JoshWoodenSpoon catches TigerTurbulance in the STF.
TigerTurbulance is struggling to reach the ropes.
TigerTurbulance manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses a lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Haydo uses a kick to the thigh on DragoDelph.
Haydo sends DragoDelph into the turnbuckle.

** Entering at number 25...
NaturalDisaster

NaturalDisaster hits the ring.
Haydo runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Hate takes The Filth Wizard down with a bodyslam.
NaturalDisaster tries to throw VeinGlorious over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
NaturalDisaster tries to throw VeinGlorious over the top rope.
VeinGlorious hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
NaturalDisaster sees VeinGlorious hanging on.
VeinGlorious slides back in under the bottom rope.
VeinGlorious performs an elbowsmash against NaturalDisaster.
VeinGlorious hits a chop on NaturalDisaster.
Ant Bear uses a bodyslam on BarryBran.
Ant Bear gets a triangle choke on BarryBran.
VeinGlorious makes the save.
Ant Bear executes a reverse neckbreaker against BarryBran.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
Ant Bear nails BarryBran with a swinging DDT.
Ant Bear executes a DDT against BarryBran.
Ant Bear nails BarryBran with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Ant Bear attempts the Olympic slam, but BarryBran blocks it.
The Filth Wizard and DragoDelph whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Half Back with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
The Half Back hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back executes a spinebuster slam against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
Le Grille and JoshWoodenSpoon hit The Filth Wizard with a double flying axhandle.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a side suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard tries to throw Le Grille over the top rope.
Le Grille hangs on to the top rope.
Le Grille slides back in under the bottom rope.
Le Grille chops The Filth Wizard.
Le Grille chops The Filth Wizard.
The chants for Le Grille are deafening.
Le Grille hits The Filth Wizard.
DragoDelph runs into the ropes.
DragoDelph performs a lariat against Haydo.
DragoDelph goes for a flapjack, but Haydo counters it with a sunset flip.

** Entering at number 26...
damicky

Damicky hits the ring.
Ant Bear attempts a European uppercut, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Ant Bear.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance attempts a vertical suplex, but Chipmunk reverses it.
TigerTurbulance re-reverses it.
TigerTurbulance uses a kneelift on Chipmunk.
TigerTurbulance kicks Chipmunk.
TigerTurbulance kicks Chipmunk.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Chipmunk.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Chipmunk executes an atomic drop against TigerTurbulance.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a facerake.
The Filth Wizard uses a kneelift on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The Filth Wizard tries a clothesline, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a hiptoss.
Chipmunk attempts to place TigerTurbulance on the turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
Chipmunk whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
Chipmunk falls out of the ring.

** Chipmunk has been eliminated.

 

[DenieD]

** Entering at number 14...
@por_please_ya

por_please_ya hits the ring.
por_please_ya attacks DragoDelph.
DragoDelph performs an elbowsmash against por_please_ya.
DragoDelph uses a kick to the midsection on por_please_ya.
DragoDelph tries to throw por_please_ya over the top rope.

** por_please_ya has been eliminated.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Half Back.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but The Half Back counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Half Back tries a bodyslam, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
TigerTurbulance nails The Half Back with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance whips The Half Back into the ropes.

** Entering at number 27...
Elton Johns Wig

Elton John's Wig hits the ring.
Elton John's Wig attacks TigerTurbulance.
Elton John's Wig attempts a spinning headscissors, but TigerTurbulance throws him off.
TigerTurbulance punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig hits TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Elton John's Wig all the way.
TigerTurbulance punches Elton John's Wig.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig kicks TigerTurbulance.
The chants for Elton John's Wig are deafening.
Elton John's Wig hits TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance punches Elton John's Wig.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig performs an enzuigiri against TigerTurbulance.
Elton John's Wig hits an armdrag takedown on TigerTurbulance.
Elton John's Wig hits a flying cross body press on TigerTurbulance.
Elton John's Wig tries a dropkick, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
Agent93 tries to throw HARPSichord over the top rope.
HARPSichord hangs on to the top rope.
HARPSichord slides back in under the bottom rope.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on Agent93.
HARPSichord goes for a double foot stomp, but Agent93 rolls out of the way.
Agent93 performs a hiptoss against HARPSichord.
Agent93 performs a slap against HARPSichord.
Agent93 nails HARPSichord with a springboard cross body press.
The crowd is behind Agent93 all the way.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Half Back tries a Saito suplex, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a go-behind.
The Filth Wizard tries a sleeperhold, but The Half Back counters it with a jawbreaker.
The Half Back and Haydo whip The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
They hit The Filth Wizard with a double elbowsmash.
The Half Back whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
The Half Back goes for a lariat, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on The Half Back.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but The Half Back reverses it.

** Entering at number 28...
Senor M

Senor M hits the ring.
The Half Back kicks The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard chops The Half Back.
The Filth Wizard hits The Half Back.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard and HARPSichord whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double kick to the midsection.
The Filth Wizard and HARPSichord whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double kick to the midsection.
The Filth Wizard and HARPSichord whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Half Back with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
The Half Back hits them with a double clothesline.
The Half Back uses a piledriver on The Filth Wizard.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back tries a power bomb, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a backdrop.
BarryBran nails Agent93 with a bulldog.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
BarryBran tries to throw Agent93 over the top rope.

** Agent93 has been eliminated.

BarryBran goes for a bulldog, but The Half Back counters it with a back suplex.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back sets up BarryBran on the turnbuckle.
The Half Back tries a block buster suplex off the top rope, but BarryBran turns in mid-air and lands on him.
BarryBran whips The Half Back into the ropes.
BarryBran hits The Half Back with a backdrop.
Braklet tries to throw Hate over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
NaturalDisaster runs into the ropes.
VeinGlorious hits NaturalDisaster with a backdrop.
VeinGlorious throws NaturalDisaster into the turnbuckle.
VeinGlorious charges into the corner.
VeinGlorious chops NaturalDisaster.
VeinGlorious punches NaturalDisaster.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
VeinGlorious tries to throw NaturalDisaster over the top rope.
NaturalDisaster hangs on to the top rope.
NaturalDisaster slides back in under the bottom rope.
VeinGlorious begs off.
NaturalDisaster performs a lariat against VeinGlorious.
Haydo performs a running Frankensteiner against VeinGlorious.
Haydo hits a springboard cross body press on VeinGlorious.
The crowd erupts.

** Entering at number 29...
Kennedy Parker

Kennedy Parker hits the ring.
Kennedy Parker attacks VeinGlorious.
Kennedy Parker uses a Russian legsweep on VeinGlorious.
The Half Back tries a kick to the head, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Half Back nails HARPSichord with a power bomb.
The Half Back whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back attempts a rolling elbowsmash, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord tries a back suplex, but The Half Back counters it with a bulldog.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
Haydo goes for a springboard Thesz press, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet hits a flapjack on Haydo.
TigerTurbulance puts BRAB in a guillotine choke.
DragoDelph makes the save.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
Senor M goes for a swinging DDT, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Senor M.
TigerTurbulance executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Senor M.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on The Half Back.
The Filth Wizard nails The Half Back with a front-layout suplex.
Elton John's Wig and Le Grille whip VeinGlorious into the ropes.
They hit VeinGlorious with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on VeinGlorious.
Elton John's Wig uses a bulldog on VeinGlorious.
Elton John's Wig goes for a bodyslam, but VeinGlorious counters it with a facerake.
NaturalDisaster attempts to place VeinGlorious on the turnbuckle, but
VeinGlorious blocks it.
VeinGlorious begs off.
NaturalDisaster performs a flying knee strike against VeinGlorious.
The Filth Wizard hits a DDT on Le Grille.

** Entering at number 30...
PhenomenalV1

PhenomenalV1 hits the ring.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Le Grille counters it with a side suplex.
Le Grille goes for a brain buster, but The Filth Wizard slides down his back.
The Filth Wizard uses a short clothesline on Le Grille.
Le Grille executes a superkick against The Filth Wizard.
VeinGlorious tries to throw Ant Bear over the top rope.
Ant Bear hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
VeinGlorious notices Ant Bear hanging on and knees Ant Bear in the back.

** Ant Bear has been eliminated.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
VeinGlorious executes the VGKO on The Half Back.
VeinGlorious executes a slingshot suplex against The Half Back.
VeinGlorious executes a kneedrop against The Half Back.
VeinGlorious is being booed out of the building.
VeinGlorious whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits VeinGlorious with a kick.
The Half Back performs a chop against VeinGlorious.
VeinGlorious begs off.
The Half Back hits a fallaway slam on VeinGlorious.
serial_thrilla returns to ringside.
serial_thrilla throws a tool box at The Half Back.
The Half Back is cut open.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with a clothesline.
The Half Back falls out of the ring.

** The Half Back has been eliminated.

serial_thrilla and The Half Back brawl into the crowd.