Event SFAEW Season 37: SweetaMania VII Night Two On Now! Also award voting

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This Sunday!




It's Semi-Final Week in SFAEW!





Let's see what's on the card:




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DenieD and thewizardmelon face off for a spot in the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match!




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Finally, one of these men will be winning a match!

Will it be Gralin or AnUltimateRessie breaking the hoodoo?




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Chipmunk and Supersuns find themselves in an exhibition hoss fight!




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Following from his actions last week, The Filth Wizard speaks out about his complicated relationship with serial_thrilla!




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King Tenz is back with a mission (i.e. mocking Mrs Turbo) as he challenges for JoshWoodenSpoon's Hardcore Championship!




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Loonerty and I will be making a joint announcement regarding who'll be challenging for Loons' Intercity Championship at SweetaMania! We're know sure who he's picked yet, but we do know that Loons has invited Frothies Mcveigh to the segment...




And in your main event of the week:




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It's the final of our Tag Team Contenders Mini-Tournament!

Will por_please_ya and Callums_Guns win it for the Hawks, or will it be damicky and HARPSichord making it through to their third SweetaMania Tag Title match?

Also, at the request of Tag Champs Elton Johns Wig and TheInjuryFactory, this match will be a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match!




See you on Sunday.​
 

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This Sunday!




It's Semi-Final Week in SFAEW!





Let's see what's on the card:




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DenieD and thewizardmelon face off for a spot in the ClarkeMoney in the Bank match!




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Finally, one of these men will be winning a match!

Will it be Gralin or AnUltimateRessie breaking the hoodoo?




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Chipmunk and Supersuns find themselves in an exhibition hoss fight!




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Following from his actions last week, The Filth Wizard speaks out about his complicated relationship with serial_thrilla!




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King Tenz is back with a mission (i.e. mocking Mrs Turbo) as he challenges for JoshWoodenSpoon's Hardcore Championship!




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Loonerty and I will be making a joint announcement regarding who'll be challenging for Loons' Intercity Championship at SweetaMania! We're know sure who he's picked yet, but we do know that Loons has invited Frothies Mcveigh to the segment...




And in your main event of the week:




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It's the final of our Tag Team Contenders Mini-Tournament!

Will por_please_ya and Callums_Guns win it for the Hawks, or will it be damicky and HARPSichord making it through to their third SweetaMania Tag Title match?

Also, at the request of Tag Champs Elton Johns Wig and TheInjuryFactory, this match will be a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match!




See you on Sunday.​

See ya soon DenieD

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It's time for the SFAEW Semi-Finals!





Kicking us off this week:




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It's DenieD vs thewizardmelon for the third spot in the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Match!​
 
They lock up.
TheWizardMelon executes a dragon suplex against DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon goes for a running front dropkick, but DenieD steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD attempts a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a flying forearm, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD hits a fireman's carry into a gutbuster on TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
DenieD goes for a fireman's carry, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick to the knee against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon goes for the Michinoku Driver, but DenieD counters it with a backdrop.
DenieD hits a dropkick to the knee on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD goes for a fireman's carry, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon executes an Aztecan suplex against DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a dragon screw on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon executes a forearm to the back against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits the Michinoku Driver on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon throws DenieD out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
TheWizardMelon performs a bodyslam against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up DenieD on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon tries to drive DenieD through the table with a somersault splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
DenieD hits a forearm to the back on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD shoves TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
DenieD attempts a bodyslam, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up DenieD on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon attempts a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD throws TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DenieD uses a jumping DDT on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD works the crowd.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
DenieD hits a Russian legsweep on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD works the crowd.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon goes for a hiptoss, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD executes a forearm to the back against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD climbs back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon rolls back in under the bottom rope.
DenieD hits a dropkick from the second rope on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with an elbow.
DenieD nails TheWizardMelon with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is vociferously booing DenieD.
DenieD is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD performs a forearm to the back against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD performs an elbowdrop against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD catches TheWizardMelon in a sleeperhold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
DenieD punches TheWizardMelon.
DenieD hits TheWizardMelon.
DenieD takes TheWizardMelon down with a back suplex.
DenieD executes a back suplex against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
DenieD goes for a sitdown faceslam, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon sends DenieD into the turnbuckle, but DenieD reverses it.
DenieD performs a fireman's carry against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD hits a facerake on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD attempts to place TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
DenieD hits a dropkick to the knee on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD attempts to place TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with an elbow.
DenieD hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
DenieD covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
DenieD executes a dropkick to the knee against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD performs a facerake against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
DenieD attempts a Hotshot, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon goes for a springboard cross body press, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD uses a dropkick to the knee on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD performs the Rocker Dropper against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD hits a forearm to the back on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD works the crowd.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
DenieD performs a flapjack against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD attempts a fireman's carry, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon whips DenieD into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon runs shoulder-first into the corner.
TheWizardMelon chops DenieD.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD.
DenieD punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon kicks DenieD.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon puts DenieD in a Texas Cloverleaf.
DenieD tries to escape the hold.
DenieD inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 14 seconds.
 
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick to the knee against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses an enzuigiri on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon throws DenieD out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon goes through the ropes.
TheWizardMelon goes for an enzuigiri, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD throws TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DenieD whips TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
DenieD throws TheWizardMelon back into the ring.
DenieD brings the table into the ring.
TheWizardMelon sets up DenieD on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon attempts a snap mare, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD performs a dropkick to the knee against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD executes a fireman's carry against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
DenieD complains about a slow count.
DenieD hits a ropeburn on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD takes TheWizardMelon down with a DDT.
DenieD covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
DenieD tries a snap mare, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon takes DenieD down with a dragon suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon executes a jawbreaker against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowsmash against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses an enzuigiri on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon whips DenieD into the ropes, but DenieD reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD with a clothesline.
DenieD falls out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon goes outside.
TheWizardMelon throws DenieD back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon executes a release dragon suplex against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon performs a jawbreaker against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a Russian legsweep against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick to the knee, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon hits the Michinoku Driver on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD performs a swinging neckbreaker against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD attempts a kick to the head, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses a vertical suplex on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses a snap mare on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying cross body press on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowdrop on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits a slap on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon whips DenieD into the ropes, but DenieD reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws DenieD out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon rolls out under the bottom rope.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up DenieD on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but DenieD steps out of the way.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
DenieD uses a flapjack on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD shoves TheWizardMelon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DenieD attempts a Hotshot, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a Thesz press.
TheWizardMelon whips DenieD into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD performs a reverse neckbreaker against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD knocks TheWizardMelon into the ringpost.
DenieD goes for a bodyslam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
TheWizardMelon climbs back into the ring.
DenieD climbs back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon uses a snap mare on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon gives the sign for the Five Star Phoenix Splash.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon tries a snap mare, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD uses a jumping DDT on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is vociferously booing DenieD.
DenieD executes the Double Down on TheWizardMelon.
DenieD goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
DenieD performs a back suplex against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon executes a slap against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses a dragon screw on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon attempts a slap, but DenieD reverses it.
DenieD attempts a jumping DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon covers DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws Blacky into the ringpost.
Blacky falls out of the ring.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky is back on the job.
TheWizardMelon hits an Aztecan suplex on DenieD.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon attempts an Aztecan suplex, but DenieD counters it with a backward kick.
DenieD places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
DenieD uses a superplex on TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
DenieD executes a kick to the head against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD attempts an elbowdrop, but TheWizardMelon rolls out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a somersault splash, but DenieD moves out of the way.
DenieD executes the Rocker Dropper against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD performs an elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
DenieD goes for a Russian legsweep, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon nails DenieD with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowsmash on DenieD.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon suplex, but DenieD counters it with a backward kick.
DenieD hits TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits DenieD.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon kicks DenieD.
DenieD hits TheWizardMelon.
DenieD chops TheWizardMelon.
DenieD goes for a dropkick to the knee, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon executes a dragon screw against DenieD.
TheWizardMelon tries a flying forearm, but DenieD steps out of the way.
DenieD hits a Japanese leg roll clutch on thewizardmelon.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The match is a draw by double pinfall. Time of match: 0:19:42
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Damnit! Now we'll never know who'd make it to SweetaMania...


...is what I would be saying if there weren't contingency plans!

Since there's no clear winner, both Denie and Wiz are going through to ClarkeMoney in the Bank!
 

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They lock up.
Gralin executes a bodyslam against AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a German suplex.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie takes Gralin down with a release German suplex.
AnUltimateRessie hits a jawbreaker on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie executes a Hotshot against Gralin.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a frog splash.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie complains about a slow count.
Gralin is handed a Chain.
Gralin hits AnUltimateRessie with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Gralin attempts a kick to the midsection, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie hits a spinebuster slam on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a jumping front kick, but Gralin counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Gralin hits a Russian legsweep on AnUltimateRessie.
The crowd is booing Gralin.
Gralin whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a shoulderblock.
AnUltimateRessie is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie executes a jumping clothesline against Gralin.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie hits a Hotshot on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie hits a slingshot somersault splash on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie whips Gralin into the ropes, but Gralin reverses it.
Gralin goes for a dropkick to the knee, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a frog splash, but Gralin moves out of the way.
Gralin tries a hiptoss, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
AnUltimateRessie executes an enzuigiri against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie hits a vertical suplex on Gralin.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie whips Gralin into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a bodyslam, but Gralin counters it with a facerake.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
A fan at ringside badmouths Gralin.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a flying cross body press, but Gralin counters it with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Gralin is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin tries a spinning headscissors into a Russian legsweep, but
AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
Gralin is thrown the ring bell.
Gralin hits AnUltimateRessie with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Gralin runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits a Gorilla Press on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a slingshot somersault splash.
The crowd is going crazy.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a bodyslam, but Gralin counters it with an elbowsmash.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie uses a standing shooting star press on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie gets a sleeperhold on Gralin.
Gralin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gralin grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie executes a bodyslam against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a clothesline.
Gralin falls out of the ring.
AnUltimateRessie rolls out under the bottom rope.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for AnUltimateRessie.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie hits an elbowsmash on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie executes a kick to the head against Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie uses a bodyslam on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
AnUltimateRessie throws Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie hits an elbowsmash on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie sets up a table.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
AnUltimateRessie reenters the ring.
Gralin rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Gralin brings the table into the ring.
Gralin goes for a top-rope neck snap, but AnUltimateRessie throws him off.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a shoulderblock.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a standing moonsault, but Gralin gets his knees up.
Gralin whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Gralin nails AnUltimateRessie with a lariat.
Gralin tries a choke against the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie hits a forearm to the back on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie executes a German suplex against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a release German suplex, but Gralin counters it with a backward kick.
Numerous fans are using Gralin as target practice.
Gralin performs a jawbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin locks AnUltimateRessie in a half Boston.
AnUltimateRessie gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Gralin uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin sets up AnUltimateRessie on the table.
Gralin executes the Frog Splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Gralin covers AnUltimateRessie.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Gralin. Time of match: 0:07:52
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Gralin celebrates wildly as he heads back up the ramp.


AnUltimateRessie picks himself out of the wreck of the table.





Ocha905 makes his way to ringside.


Ocha905 picks up a mic.


O905: Seems like we're in the same boat, eh Ressie?

I've got a little proposal for ya. Hows about a match where we can finally can at least one losing streak?

How about a little Battle of the Duds at SweetaMania?



AnUltimateRessie exhaustedly nods as he heads back up the ramp.


AUR: Yeah sure, whatever.




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They lock up.
Gralin executes a bodyslam against AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a German suplex.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie takes Gralin down with a release German suplex.
AnUltimateRessie hits a jawbreaker on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie executes a Hotshot against Gralin.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a frog splash.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie complains about a slow count.
Gralin is handed a Chain.
Gralin hits AnUltimateRessie with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Gralin attempts a kick to the midsection, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie hits a spinebuster slam on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a jumping front kick, but Gralin counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Gralin hits a Russian legsweep on AnUltimateRessie.
The crowd is booing Gralin.
Gralin whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a shoulderblock.
AnUltimateRessie is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie executes a jumping clothesline against Gralin.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie hits a Hotshot on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie hits a slingshot somersault splash on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie whips Gralin into the ropes, but Gralin reverses it.
Gralin goes for a dropkick to the knee, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a frog splash, but Gralin moves out of the way.
Gralin tries a hiptoss, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
AnUltimateRessie executes an enzuigiri against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie hits a vertical suplex on Gralin.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie whips Gralin into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a bodyslam, but Gralin counters it with a facerake.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
A fan at ringside badmouths Gralin.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin chops AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a flying cross body press, but Gralin counters it with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Gralin is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin tries a spinning headscissors into a Russian legsweep, but
AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
Gralin is thrown the ring bell.
Gralin hits AnUltimateRessie with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Gralin runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits a Gorilla Press on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie nails Gralin with a slingshot somersault splash.
The crowd is going crazy.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a bodyslam, but Gralin counters it with an elbowsmash.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin punches AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie uses a standing shooting star press on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
AnUltimateRessie gets a sleeperhold on Gralin.
Gralin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gralin grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Gralin begs off.
AnUltimateRessie executes a bodyslam against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a clothesline.
Gralin falls out of the ring.
AnUltimateRessie rolls out under the bottom rope.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for AnUltimateRessie.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie hits an elbowsmash on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie executes a kick to the head against Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie uses a bodyslam on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
AnUltimateRessie throws Gralin into the guardrail.
AnUltimateRessie hits an elbowsmash on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie sets up a table.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
AnUltimateRessie reenters the ring.
Gralin rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Gralin brings the table into the ring.
Gralin goes for a top-rope neck snap, but AnUltimateRessie throws him off.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Gralin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with a shoulderblock.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a standing moonsault, but Gralin gets his knees up.
Gralin whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Gralin nails AnUltimateRessie with a lariat.
Gralin tries a choke against the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie hits Gralin with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie hits a forearm to the back on Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie executes a German suplex against Gralin.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a release German suplex, but Gralin counters it with a backward kick.
Numerous fans are using Gralin as target practice.
Gralin performs a jawbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin locks AnUltimateRessie in a half Boston.
AnUltimateRessie gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Gralin uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Gralin sets up AnUltimateRessie on the table.
Gralin executes the Frog Splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Gralin covers AnUltimateRessie.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Gralin. Time of match: 0:07:52
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Gralin celebrates wildly as he heads back up the ramp.


AnUltimateRessie picks himself out of the wreck of the table.





Ocha905 makes his way to ringside.


Ocha905 picks up a mic.


O905: Seems like we're in the same boat, eh Ressie?

I've got a little proposal for ya. Hows about a match where we can finally can at least one losing streak?

How about a little Battle of the Duds at SweetaMania?



AnUltimateRessie exhaustedly nods as he heads back up the ramp.


AUR: Yeah sure, whatever.





Oh yeah

Gralin taunts the crowd.

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They lock up.
Chipmunk performs a spear against SuperSuns.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk executes a spear against SuperSuns.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on SuperSuns.
SuperSuns summons one last burst of energy.
SuperSuns submits after 12 seconds.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:00:37
Sim Rating: *


Holy shit!

Chippy means business!

Is anyone even capable of stopping hi-






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Bonz makes his way down to ringside, dragging Test Tickle behind him.

Bonz throws Test Tickle into the ring.

Bonz enters the ring.

Bonz gestures at the referee to start an impromptu match...



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They lock up.
Chipmunk watches at ringside.
Bonz nails Test Tickle with a spear.
Bonz nails Test Tickle with a spear.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on Test Tickle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Bonz. Time of match: 0:00:17
Sim Rating: **


Chipmunk enters the ring.

Chipmunk flexes and poses at Bonz.

Bonz poses and flexes right back.

Bonz and Chipmunk stare down in the ring.

Bonz points at the SweetaMania sign.

Chipmunk nods.

Chipmunk and Bonz continue to stare down in the ring.




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The Filth Wizard, pantskyle and brahj enter the ring.

The Filth Wizard grabs a microphone.


TFW: The first thing that anyone needs to know about me is that I am a kind man.

That's just how I am, I'm a nice guy! I'm the nicest guy in SFAEW!

...But even nice guys have their limits.

And the continual efforts of serial_thrilla pushed me to mine.

Do I regret having him excommunicated from the nWo? Certainly not. He was an absolute liability by the end of his tenure with us.

But that isn't the whole story.

serial_thrilla was pushing himself to hard. He was a tag team champion, he had just qualified for the Super Sixes.

If anything, the excommunication was meant to stop him from working himself to the bone!

I am a kind man!


The crowd are drowning The Filth Wizard in boos.

The Filth Wizard elects to ignore them.


TFW: However, since Thrilla appears to have no regard for his own health, I may have to be a little more forceful with my kindness.

Actually, as a gesture of that kindness, I'd like to make Thrilla an offer that he's probably putting forward to management right now...

...@serial_thrilla, I'd like to set up a match between the two of us at SweetaMania.

However, I do have conditions:

One-





U2tigers comes to ringside.

U2Tigers grabs a microphone.


U2: Look, I know. I know.

Thrilla doesn't really want me to be anywhere near him, but even after everything we've gone through, I still consider him to be a dear friend!

If there's going to be any challenge to him, I'm going to be his advocate, not matter what it costs me!



The Filth Wizard nods.


TFW: Bono, you're just the person I was hoping would show up.

My conditions for a match with our mutual friend Thrilla are:

1) He and you fight a team of my choosing next week, and you'll have to win for him to get that match with me.

And 2)...

...I get to pick the stipulation for my match with him should he win.



U2Tigers thinks for a moment, before raising the microphone.


U2: Did you get all that, Thrills?


The big screen flashes to static before live camera footage of serial_thrilla in the Dragons FFC changing rooms appears on it.


S_T: Yeah, I got it alright. I'll see you in hell, Filthy, and I'll be dragging down whatever team you've got line up!

Oh, and Bono...after next week...you're on your own again.


U2Tigers solemnly nods.

U2Tigers heads backstage.

The Filth Wizard smiles.


TFW: I know you'd be game.

I knew you'd accept my generous offer.

For I am a Kind Man.
 
They lock up.
King Tenz nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a jumping neckbreaker.
King Tenz is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz uses a leg lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a jawbreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz gets a Fujiwara armbar on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon is struggling to reach the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon grabs the ropes after 11 seconds.
King Tenz goes for a knee to the face, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails King Tenz with a high speed sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches King Tenz.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a flying cross body press on King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
King Tenz hits a knee to the back on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz performs a jawbreaker against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz executes a kick to the thigh against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a lariat against King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a swinging cutter on King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz with a clothesline.
King Tenz falls out of the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a tope, but King Tenz moves out of the way.
King Tenz whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Tenz uses a somersault torture rack slam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a forearm to the back on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz attempts a backbreaker, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with
a facerake.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a snap suplex, but King Tenz counters it with
a small package.
King Tenz shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
King Tenz climbs back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon climbs back into the ring.
King Tenz hits an elbowsmash on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz executes a chop against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a belly-to-belly suplex on King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a Frankensteiner, but King Tenz counters it with
a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz goes for an elbowdrop, but JoshWoodenSpoon rolls out of the way.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a diving overhead legdrop on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a power bomb, but King Tenz counters it with
a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
King Tenz misses with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon covers King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips King Tenz into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a flying shoulderblock on King Tenz.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails King Tenz with a lariat.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a spinebuster slam against King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a dropkick on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a diving overhead legdrop on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails King Tenz with a side suplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a dropkick, but King Tenz steps out of the way.
King Tenz executes a knee to the face against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz sends JoshWoodenSpoon into the turnbuckle.
King Tenz tries a snap suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with
a vertical suplex.
King Tenz re-reverses it.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz misses with a kick.
King Tenz uses a leg lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a kneedrop on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon
reverses it.
King Tenz begs off.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a side suplex on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon places King Tenz on the turnbuckle.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a superplex against King Tenz.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks King Tenz.
King Tenz punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
Numerous fans are using King Tenz as target practice.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks King Tenz.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches King Tenz.
King Tenz kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a kick to the head, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz executes a dropkick to the knee against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz uses a jab on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz further incites the crowd.
King Tenz attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with
a side suplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon puts King Tenz in the STF.
King Tenz tries to escape the hold.
King Tenz gets ahold of the ropes after 15 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz executes a swinging neckbreaker against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz further incites the crowd.
King Tenz goes for a European uppercut, but JoshWoodenSpoon
ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
King Tenz tries a spinebuster slam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with
a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips King Tenz into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits King Tenz with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails King Tenz with a Blue Thunder Bomb.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a fistdrop against King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a Blue Thunder Bomb against King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a fistdrop on King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a high speed sunset flip against King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
King Tenz performs a knee to the back against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz uses a backbreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz uses an STO on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz hits a jawbreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz performs a European uppercut against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz works the crowd.
King Tenz hits a kneedrop on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a spinebuster slam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz tries a half Boston, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon punches King Tenz.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz performs an STO against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a knee to the face on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz executes the Rolling Stunner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz performs a jab against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz goes for a single arm DDT, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with
a facerake.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a flying cross body press against King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a kick to the head, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz performs a swinging neckbreaker against JoshWoodenSpoon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz performs a side kick to the midsection against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz tries a Capoeira kick, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a flying cross body press on King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips King Tenz into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails King Tenz with a flying shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a lariat, but King Tenz counters it with a hiptoss.
King Tenz gets a triangle choke on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz lets go after 15 seconds.
King Tenz whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a flying shoulderblock, but King Tenz
steps out of the way.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
King Tenz executes a spinebuster slam against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
King Tenz goes for a triangle choke, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon gives the sign for the Good Blend.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon hits an inverted suplex on King Tenz.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a powerslam against King Tenz.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws Manangatang over the top rope.
Manangatang is out cold.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang shakes off the pain.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a gutwrench suplex against King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon sends King Tenz into the turnbuckle.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs shoulder-first into the corner.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks King Tenz.
JoshWoodenSpoon kicks King Tenz.
King Tenz kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz chops JoshWoodenSpoon.
Numerous fans are using King Tenz as target practice.
King Tenz uses a spinebuster slam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
King Tenz hits a side kick to the midsection on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz executes a Capoeira kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz works the crowd.
King Tenz uses a kick to the thigh on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a spinebuster slam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
King Tenz performs a kick to the thigh against JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits a rolling elbowsmash on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz gets a Fujiwara armbar on JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon grabs the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
King Tenz executes the Rolling Stunner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
King Tenz throws Manangatang out of the ring.
Manangatang is out cold.
King Tenz uses a kick to the thigh on JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz punches JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
King Tenz asks for a camera.
A camera operator in a hoodie enters the ring.
King Tenz demands a close up shot on the big screen as he hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
The camera operator shakes their head.
King Tenz makes an obscene gesture at the camera operator.
King Tenz waits for JoshWoodenSpoon to get up.
The camera operator smashes their camera into King Tenz's head.
King Tenz is out cold.
The camera operator pulls back their hoodie to reveal...

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...It's Mrs Turbo.

Mrs Turbo picks up King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz onto the camera.
The crowd erupts.
Mrs Turbo drags JoshWoodenSpoon on top of King Tenz.
Manangatang crawls back into the ring.
Manangatang is back on the job.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is JoshWoodenSpoon. Time of match: 0:16:28
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Mrs Turbo is handed a microphone.


MrsT: Hey Tenz, if you want to settle this shit between us...

...then I'll meet you in the Bar Room at SweetaMania!




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