Shortest AFL books ever written

[windyhill]

"Richmond and modern day football"

 

[Hodgepodge]

"Taking it up a Notch: Carlton Judd's discourse on performing in finals"

 

[W. Smithers]

How to retire from the AFL with grace - M. Lloyd

 

[LC_15]

Integrity in football - Mark 'Bomber' Thompson (foreword by Ross Lyon)

 

[highflyingcat]

Get rich quickly by investing in mining companies....Ross Lyon

 

[Kelvin31]

When "Retire" Really Means, GTFO! - by Chad Cornes & Dean Brogan (ghost writing by Luke Power)

 

[robs_drunk]

"How to take a shower" Joffa and the Collingwood Cheer Squad

"Hard Ball gets" by Danyle Peirce foreword by Mark Murphy

"Pulling hot chicks" Brent Harvey

 

[Slippery Pete]

Kicking on Your Opposite Foot - By Cyril Rioli and Lance Franklin

 

[Kelvin31]

"Why Bother With My Opposite Foot, When I Can Kick Sausage Roll?" - Cyril Rioli & Lance Franklin.

 

[Baldur]

Ex team mates who respect me - Aker

Our untainted flags - Carltank

Drinking & gambling in moderation - Fev

How to earn a living - Collingwood cheer squad

The real North Melbourne membership list - hidden in brayshaws wallet

Winning contested possessions - Marc Murphy

Stand your ground - Bryce Gibbs

Honestly & Commitment - Ross Lyin

 

[wadeallday]

'Need for speed' by Quinten Lynch

 

[robs_drunk]

"Catch me on my wrong side and i'll kick on it!" Cyril rioli

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Achieving your dreams - Nathan Buckley

 

[josh the gent]

"Trading with success" - Chris Pelchen
"My Mates" - Jason Akermanis
"Losing With Grace" - Echuca United U16s
"Integrity and Me" - Ross Lyon
"Mike Oxlong" - Nick Dal Santo

 

[josh the gent]

"Opera singing for dummies" - Stephen Kernahan
"AFL: A Tough Man's Game" - Jordan McMahon & Ryan Houlihan
"How to survive in a man's world" - Kelli Underwood

 

[josh the gent]

"Beating the habit" - Mark Robinson, which was followed by the sequel:
"A Hollywood smile" - Mark Robinson

 

[Slippery Pete]

How to Win Preliminary Finals - Collective Works of Western Bulldogs

 

[Northworth]

Objectivity - putting one's preferences to one side and calling it honestly - Robert Walls

How to win friends and influence people - Grant Thomas, foreword by Malcolm Blight

Precision kicking - Jobe Watson

 

[josh the gent]

How to Win Preliminary Finals - Collective Works of Western Bulldogs

* after 1961

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

The Evil Of Umpire Favouritism: Why It Must Be Stamped Out - Chris Judd

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[PortTuff]

" The Adelaide Crows List of Talented Players" By Tony Modra

 

[_Mike_]

A dummies guide to ducking - Joel Selwood
Chook raffles on a budget - North Melbourne FC
Centrelink 101 - Collingwood FC
The art of making freinds and influencing people - Bomber Thompson
Shooting from the lips - Jason Akermanis
Tanks 101 - Cartlon/WCE/Melbourne
Honesty & Integrity - Wayne Carey
On a 20c Budget - Chris Grant
Thuggery - an art form - L.Matthews/Diesel Williams
Captain Hook - Barry Hall/Plugger
How to play with knives - Hird

 

[blured]

How to cheat in sports- Carlton Football club

 

[Slippery Pete]

Keeping the Weight off Post-Footy - Byron Pickett

 

[Gough]

Mick Martyn's guide to clear diction.